banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2019:  13:47:08

Had green bananas for St,Pattys day dinner.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/19/2019:  23:10:45

Made his own cowboy hat and vest out of used chewing gum and dryer lint.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2019:  06:51:34

Hangs out at laundromats to collect lint

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2019:  07:25:59

Had his last uniform stolen from a laundromat

Omeboy - Posted - 03/20/2019:  09:35:14

His favorite snack is a handful of dryer lint.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2019:  10:55:03

Vows he’ll never pass out at the tattoo parlor again

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2019:  11:24:16

Still pondering the meaning of “BHO”

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2019:  13:28:19

Just realized he left the pucks at home

Omeboy - Posted - 03/20/2019:  13:39:00

For St. Patrick's Day, he threw up on his girlfriend because she always looked good in green.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2019:  13:47:55

Tried to get in Chicago’s “Color My World” video, but they threw him out of the studio when he brought in 29 pails of Pittsburgh Paints

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OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2019:  16:34:41

Raises the average IQ of whatever team he’s on

Omeboy - Posted - 03/20/2019:  18:14:12

Once evaded police detection by lying naked in a pile of plucked chickens.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2019:  04:24:31

Poster boy for poster paint

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2019:  08:43:42

Cobbles in his spare time

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2019:  09:36:16

Always monkeying around

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2019:  11:04:53

Somebody monkeyed around with the tuning on this banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2019:  12:16:52

Had a banjo once but threw it in the communal bonfire

Omeboy - Posted - 03/21/2019:  12:31:12

Once suggested to King Kong that he have a nice long weekend in New York City.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2019:  22:46:47

Spent too much time in the East Village back in the ‘60’s

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2019:  03:11:41

New recruits always get the dirty jobs

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2019:  08:16:54

No more dirty jobs for this happy banjoist

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2019:  08:49:46

Used to be happy ‘til he read Ayn Rand

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2019:  10:37:26

Had to have a friend read Ayn Rand to him

Omeboy - Posted - 03/22/2019:  18:09:27

Once a month, a biological Haz-Mat team comes in to power-clean his tunic.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2019:  18:14:21

Haz-Mat teams won’t go near him

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  04:11:01

Finds humans hazardous

Omeboy - Posted - 03/23/2019:  08:57:52

If it hadn't been for that mens-room key he copped-----he wouldn't have a place to crash tonight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2019:  09:03:37

Hasn’t crashed since the Benzedrine era

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  10:09:26

Killing time before the next space mission

Omeboy - Posted - 03/23/2019:  11:32:51

Picks up a little side money on the weekends by renting out his dentures.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  13:02:06

Do not attempt this at home

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2019:  14:17:42

Gets busted for vagrancy in every town he passes thru

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/23/2019:  14:26:59

Starred in the hit B movie Ice Rink Dance Party.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2019:  14:31:49

Sneaks into drive-in theaters to watch Scrooge McDuck cartoons

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  17:37:07

Has seen Bedtime For Bonzo over 1,000 times

Omeboy - Posted - 03/23/2019:  18:36:53

Picks up a little side money on weekends working in front of the hospital as a speed bump.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/24/2019:  10:56:16

Spends hours a day starring at speed bumps.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/24/2019:  11:03:26

Lost his job as a "therapy duck" at the nursing home because he kept biting the hell out of people.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2019:  03:33:09

Don’t hate me just because I’m colorful

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2019:  06:47:55

Never wears Nike’s

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2019:  03:07:19

Doesn’t pick his own wardrobe

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/26/2019:  04:10:45

Has closet full of Hawaiian Muumuus.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2019:  04:54:23

Doesn't need a closet

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2019:  05:07:00

Used to be a closet accordion player

Omeboy - Posted - 03/26/2019:  08:25:31

His "23 And Me" results came back yesterday. His mom and dad were monkeys!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2019:  18:54:27

Scientists are baffled by his genetic makeup

Omeboy - Posted - 03/26/2019:  19:38:21

Last week, a near-sighted dog mistook him for a fire-hydrant.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2019:  20:01:29

Hasn’t painted a fire hydrant in years

Omeboy - Posted - 03/26/2019:  23:04:19

He gave all his fleas a treat last week when he accidentally sat in a bucket of banana pudding.