banjoscotty - Posted - 07/26/2016:  02:37:29

Thinks Clyde is his father

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2016:  03:42:05

Certain Clyde is not his father. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/26/2016:  06:09:12

Lon Chaney is my Pappy

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2016:  06:10:32

My pappy was a pistol - I'm a son of a gun

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2016:  13:48:20

Enjoys ballistics humor.

BanjoClive - Posted - 07/26/2016:  16:33:44

Cant laugh at a joke

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2016:  16:58:03

Never draws a face on his peghead

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2016:  02:21:05

Coach,,I HIT THE BALL!! What do I do now?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2016:  02:55:33

Stalling for time. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2016:  06:04:22

Look Ma,,I just noticed that I have 8 toes on my right front paw!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2016:  06:37:11

Takes a lot of pleasure in tuning his banjo.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2016:  07:53:25

No comment this time

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2016:  07:56:58

Good thing he turned his mic off

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2016:  02:53:02

"Take me out to the ball game"

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2016:  15:25:49

Earl never could do this

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2016:  16:03:07

Listen to that crowd!! Are they cheering for me?

J e f f - Posted - 07/28/2016:  16:31:45

Can't wait to turn 21 so that I can take this bib off.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2016:  02:06:05

Wish Jeff would leave,,,,I feel like pee'ing on the carpet

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  02:54:09

Hasn't peed on the carpet in several weeks. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  06:04:01

Hauled on the carpet for nighttime howling

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  07:40:16

Prefers playing on grass to carpet.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2016:  15:53:24

Never leaves his marked territory

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  16:05:13

Never goes into Barfly Betty's territory

J e f f - Posted - 07/29/2016:  16:33:30

Got his DNA test results back from the lab today and discovered that he's really a chimp, not a horse, like he had previously thought.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  16:38:03

Never puts the neighbor's lab to the test

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2016:  17:06:56

So what if I don't get to play,,,I get paid anyway.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  19:41:45

So what if I don't get to play,,,I get paid anyway.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  22:38:38

So what if nobody listens...,I howl anyway

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2016:  02:35:40

I play so bad they call me The Mascot Monkey..

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2016:  07:56:34

Hasn't played badly in a long while. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2016:  08:16:37

Doesn't play well with toothless canines

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2016:  13:34:58

His canines are second to none and he's not afraid to use them. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2016:  04:10:48

Does anyone have some chewing gum that will not stick to my teeth?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2016:  08:00:35

Needs some gorilla glue on the tuners

BanjoClive - Posted - 07/31/2016:  09:56:12

Thinks the planet of the apes is real

J e f f - Posted - 07/31/2016:  13:01:02

Thinks that kazoos are acceptable to play while watching reruns of Mr. Ed.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2016:  13:03:03

Never thinks more than one minute in a row

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2016:  14:57:00

Not thinking about anything at all. 

J e f f - Posted - 07/31/2016:  16:48:30

Gets his allowance and food from the things he finds under the couch cushions.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2016:  22:12:42

Has a plastic fire hydrant in the living room

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2016:  01:28:21

This bat is made from balsa wood so if I ever do hit the ball,,it will make a good show..

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2016:  02:46:37

This banjo is made of balsa wood so I'll probably never get it in tune. 

J e f f - Posted - 08/01/2016:  08:56:11

Eats balsa wood to be more regular.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2016:  13:56:59

About as regular as can be expected after eating all those cheeseburgers.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2016:  14:10:11

Trying to say cheese for the photographer

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2016:  14:22:24

Just cut the cheese and no one noticed.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2016:  02:59:27

Sounds like a cheezy situation to me..

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2016:  03:10:37

Heading north by northwest. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2016:  09:10:05

Heading for Wile E. Coyote's Howling Academy