Omeboy - Posted - 08/26/2018:  12:15:58

Clever dude. He figured out a way to get a haircut and get his toe-nails trimmed all at the same time.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/26/2018:  13:29:47

Pit crew for Bill's motorcycle stunt team.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 08/26/2018 13:30:19

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2018:  15:11:08

rode a motorcycle all day once.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2018:  16:07:49

Has been sitting here so long he’s forgotten all the chords

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2018:  03:54:08

Calculates that he should have a million miles racked
up by Mid February 2019.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/27/2018:  04:04:30

Feels a little out of place at the Tiki Bar in his country attire.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2018:  06:37:16

Avoids Tiki bars because of the Peking Duck

Omeboy - Posted - 08/27/2018:  09:13:04

Some people enjoy long walks, others enjoy long vacations...and at least one guy enjoys long stays in the Intensive Care Unit.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/27/2018 09:13:31

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2018:  09:43:36

Green with envy - has no strat

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2018:  11:05:04

but he could get a banjo like I have

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/27/2018:  15:09:24

Keeps a retro pair of toe nail clippers in his back packet.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/27/2018:  15:25:21

Once said to Wilma Flintstone, "Hey, if something ever happens to Fred.....give me a call."

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/27/2018 15:35:40

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2018:  18:20:21

Complained to his tanning bed salesman that things aren’t nearly satisfactory

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2018:  03:23:45

This is not what he expected when he signed up for yoga training

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2018:  03:53:00

Dang It All!! The GPS is messed up again,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2018:  04:12:40

I’m giving the other band members 10 more minutes and then I’m out of here.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2018:  05:55:55

Looks like I'm out of here anyway

Omeboy - Posted - 08/28/2018:  13:48:10

"Welllllllll, I'll be hoopity-dog double-danged!!!! Them band boys said they'd be right back and that wuz over two hours ago!!! Reckon they must still be out in the park'en lot?"

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2018:  15:59:45

Welllll,Hot Zippity Do Dah.Finally got an appointment
with a dermatologist

Omeboy - Posted - 08/28/2018:  16:02:23

"I'd dial 9-1-1 ... if I could remember the dang number."

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/28/2018 16:16:38

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2018:  18:06:19

His sawbones told him his number’s up , but didn’t say when

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2018:  18:07:34

The railroad is his life

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/29/2018:  03:37:10

Racing though life at the speed of a snail.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2018:  03:41:35

Taking time to smell the lily pads

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2018:  05:45:57

Stays high 24/7 from smelling gas tank fumes

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2018:  05:47:45

Gather ‘round kids and I’ll tell you the story of Jake.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2018:  08:39:05

Couldn’t find a Jake brake made for motorcycles

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/29/2018 08:40:13

Omeboy - Posted - 08/29/2018:  08:49:31

He had nothing to worry about. He was wearing shatter-proof glasses, wrinkle-free slacks, a perm-a-press shirt and had on his lucky socks!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2018:  12:40:06

Same guy, different color

Omeboy - Posted - 08/29/2018:  12:57:01

Same guy, different Emergency Room.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2018:  13:12:24

Same guy, same rap sheet

Omeboy - Posted - 08/29/2018:  13:15:00

Some how, some way, Chuck managed to get "sideways" with his railroad job.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2018:  14:26:15

Couldn't find his rose colored glasses

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2018:  14:42:22

Has a stiff neck from constantly looking up (or from swallowing Viagra)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/29/2018 14:42:55

Omeboy - Posted - 08/29/2018:  14:59:18

I'll never forget Chuck's last words to me as he laid there on the tracks: "You can laugh at the rain, you can scoff the thunder, but whatever you do--------never moon a railroad work crew."

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2018:  17:46:36

I’ll never forget Omeboy’s last words to me as he headed down the paint thinner aisle: You can laugh at the rain, you can scoff the thunder, but whatever you do--------never moon a graffiti artist with a full can of blue paint."

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2018:  18:40:54

I've worn a groove in top of this tire

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2018:  19:23:52

Sitting on an old coonskin hat

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  03:43:10

I’m not sure how this is supposed to help my back pain

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2018:  04:23:36

Well this is far enough,,I should be starting back.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  07:22:31

Can someone please tell me where I am and what I'm supposed to be doing?

Omeboy - Posted - 08/30/2018:  07:25:54

"Got a tank full of gas and a brain full of drugs: what could possibly go wrong?"

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  07:36:44

This is what could possibly go wrong

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2018:  09:14:44

Never watches where he's going!

Omeboy - Posted - 08/30/2018:  10:12:09

Last night when it came time to recognize the band----none of the band members recognized him!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2018:  12:51:27

Totally Beyond recognition

Omeboy - Posted - 08/30/2018:  13:11:33

Claims he once drank Andre The Giant under the table.... (Yeah, me too.)

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2018:  13:49:54

Knows a lot about everyone and nothing about himself,,,,,,,,,,,,

Omeboy - Posted - 08/30/2018:  14:03:24

He lost his job as a Walmart greeter. He couldn't remember the name of the store.