banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2017:  04:35:49

think I'll just stand here and watch for Earl.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2017:  04:57:32

Has been saying "cheese" for what seems like forever. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2017:  07:55:32

doesn't have a good side for photos.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2017:  12:28:06

I'll get Pretty Polly to iron my clothes

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/04/2017:  14:48:30

This is really not my shovel

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  02:39:00

This is not my banjo 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  03:19:16

Standing here is not my cup of tea

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2017:  04:24:27

Doesn't believe the Boston tea party really happened

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  04:36:49

Knows how to brew a nice cuppa tea.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  05:06:58

sure is lonely here

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  05:17:16

Ditto

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/05/2017:  06:18:47

there is a better side of me

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  07:52:03

You should see the rest of me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  07:57:44

I feel like I'm naked without my shoulder strap

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2017:  08:43:28

Had a shoulder holster til Sgt. O'Rourke stopped him for vagrancy

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  11:42:51

Does his shooting at the hockey arena.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  12:38:06

Mamma said,"Don't take yer guns ta town"

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2017:  19:54:32

Hit the road when Momma went to prison

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2017:  02:32:52

Never had a Mama..A crow pooped him on a stump and the sun hatched him out.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2017:  03:45:03

His mama is very proud. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2017:  08:23:02

Once played for the Mamma's" and the Pappa's

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2017:  09:19:42

His version of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" was a big hit at Grim Jim's

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/06/2017:  10:57:27

The reason he is starting still, the ice is melting

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2017:  03:33:23

Me heap big Chief in Ohio..You come to wig-wam and we smoke-um some "grass". UGH?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2017:  07:44:53

All of his relatives are naked. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2017:  11:07:41

has a very hard time reproducing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2017:  12:48:54

Couldn't make a buck in Detroit City

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2017:  14:41:48

Bucking the current trends.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/07/2017:  16:32:34

I can't get a descent gig anymore

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2017:  17:24:32

The Cleveland Indians wanted his face on their dugout roof

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2017:  17:55:21

I forget which side of the rink my dugout is on,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2017:  18:09:32

Was once arrested for trying to ice fish in a hockey rink.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2017:  18:12:19

Once was hired to play the anthem at a hockey game but the fifth string went flat in the cold air

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2017:  18:18:07

Ready for just about anything.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2017:  03:38:29

why doesn't my head have any eyes in it ?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2017:  06:59:04

Why are my eyes always bloodshot?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2017:  08:56:59

Out for blood.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2017:  11:39:29

can't experience anything that humans can.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2017:  12:14:14

Also can't experience anything humans can.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2017:  18:21:47

Thinks 5Star heads are swelled-headed?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2017:  18:23:23

Keeps his cash in a bedpan. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/09/2017:  18:53:35

Guitars don't stand out as well as i do

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2017:  01:53:07

UGH!,,This one feather worth one whole head dress to me.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2017:  04:48:27

Likes more than one feather in his cap. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2017:  06:15:02

doesn't have a cap to fit his head

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2017:  09:05:31

Used to collect beer bottle caps

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2017:  15:10:43

needs a cap to keep his brain from freezing

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2017:  02:56:22

Too cool to freeze. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2017:  04:58:35

Froze to death three times last winter.