OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  14:51:25

Go dig your own damn puck out of the corner.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2016:  07:29:54

I have to dig a new den for the family

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2016:  08:30:21

Enjoys giving folks ear worms. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2016:  12:09:37

Speaking of ears,,,,HAHAHAHA

J e f f - Posted - 05/28/2016:  13:32:44

Has the habit of wiggling his ears when he tells a lie.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2016:  14:13:22

Has a habit of wagging tail,,,any time.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2016:  19:16:24

Wags his finger at Barfly Betty's lecherous pals

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2016:  03:42:02

Lesson #1,,,,KEEP THE STICK ON THE ICE!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2016:  03:17:36

Banjo picking hockey coach. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/30/2016:  04:23:17

I'll trade you this wolf for the banjo.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2016:  10:15:03

Decided not to fly north for the summer. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2016:  12:36:08

Never wants to go north to see BoSox lose

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2016:  13:59:12

Really wanted to play basketball

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2016:  03:28:26

Jumping through hoops to get this thing in tune. 

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/31/2016:  06:06:07

Hoopin' -n- hollerin' got me a time-out. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2016:  08:36:56

I put my shades on and it's still dark in here.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2016:  10:41:30

It's dark under the brim of this hat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2016:  14:06:52

it's dark when I shut my eyes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2016:  14:31:23

I can do this with my eyes closed.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2016:  15:32:11

Collects 17th Century poet action figures.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 05/31/2016:  15:47:41

Collects 12 guage shell shot

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2016:  16:29:02

Collects fleas

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2016:  18:39:50

Collects garter belts from all his groupies

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2016:  03:29:34

Collects the puck from behind the net. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2016:  03:30:59

Has never gotten any fan mail.......

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2016:  03:42:18

Thinking of forwarding some of his fan mail to the werewolf. 

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/01/2016:  05:06:59

Sorry teach...I ate the fan mail.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2016:  05:26:16

Plays songs that have "dark" melodies

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2016:  07:51:16

Figuring out how to play "Big Scioty"

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2016:  14:40:06

Figuring out he would rather watch hockey than play it.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/01/2016:  15:02:27

rock-a-bye baby . . . er. . . wolfy, big ears and all . . .

J e f f - Posted - 06/01/2016:  15:13:54

Steals food from the little wiener dogs.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/01/2016:  17:38:04

Runs away from little wiener dogs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2016:  17:41:57

Doesn't know how to bark "daschund"

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2016:  03:06:23

Doesn't understand what all the barking is about. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/02/2016 03:06:49

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2016:  12:35:17

Doesn't care if there is barking or not

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/02/2016:  17:49:58

Gonna make this dog bark!

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 06/02/2016 17:53:26

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2016:  18:31:43

I had a girlfriend once,,..or I thought I did, 'til I found out she was a bulldog

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2016:  04:33:21

I barely made it out of the locker room when the coach said,,
""OK Chuck,,hit the bench""!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2016:  07:10:19

Playing for the love of music, not the money.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2016:  09:19:13

Would love to get some adidas, but they don't make'em that small

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/03/2016:  13:00:47

This helmet is way too big! Besides, my skull is thick enough.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2016:  14:06:30

Say that again and I will have to bite you.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/03/2016:  14:42:02

Check out these claws. Makes a parent proud.

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 06/03/2016 14:52:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2016:  15:29:14

This bottom tooth opens K-L-Ration cans

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/03/2016:  16:21:56

Which way to the Circus? Anything to erase the memory of Neverland Ranch!

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 06/03/2016 16:37:04

J e f f - Posted - 06/03/2016:  16:28:19

I'm so excited I could go to sleep.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/03/2016:  16:40:57

As soon as you go to sleep, I will swipe your Ken-L Rations.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2016:  16:50:38

Takes Boxing Day off