banjoscotty - Posted - 12/02/2015:  07:52:33

Mama,can I have a girlfriend?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2015:  08:10:33

Showing off his Buck Cherry licks

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2015:  03:19:48

Anxious to get his tracking bracelet removed. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2015:  05:57:51

The Wildlife and Game Commission want to relocate me

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2015:  16:43:38

I know 35 waltzes so get ready all you rug cutters

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2015:  17:15:31

Dreams of unicorns and rainbows all night.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2015:  18:04:52

You can leave your shoes on.  

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2015:  19:19:57

I need some shoes for the werewolf howl tonight

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2015:  03:15:02

I need to pay my electric bill so I can get some light in here. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/04/2015:  04:13:30

I ain't askin nobody for nothin,,, if I can't get it on my own,,,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/04/2015:  04:14:06

Thinks he's holding the last word.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2015:  13:33:26

Even worse, thinks he is the last word. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2015:  14:54:25

Thinks he's gonna be the last howl

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2015:  16:49:31

Conducting a banjo master class. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/05/2015:  10:55:19

Dazed and confused.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2015:  14:13:55

Just Daffy. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2015:  15:49:15

Just ticklish

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2015:  17:08:27

Just

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/06/2015:  05:38:19

As happy as fifty three-legged cows in a henhouse.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2015:  07:11:48

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2015:  07:34:32

Lost his front teeth in a barroom brawl after he sang "Drink Up and Go Home"

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2015:  09:16:27

I'm playing in the key of F#m to the 7th power...

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2015:  13:45:12

Trying to decide which mule to sell. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2015:  03:08:01

I'll be back after a have my nap

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2015:  03:33:30

Napping while standing up. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2015:  04:50:44

My middle name is Lazy

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2015:  06:41:29

Sure hope some people show up

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/08/2015:  03:47:17

I'm glad no one showed up

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/09/2015:  04:09:40

Oh crap, there's aunt Ethel again...

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2015:  06:07:29

My Aunt Merganser (we call her Mergie for short) is buying me corrective lenses

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2015:  07:47:47

If I take the 5th string off,it will be one less string to worry about,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2015:  11:42:46

If I take my G string off it will drive the ladies wild. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2015:  16:11:33

All of my friends are wild anyway.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2015:  22:15:13

Did I tell you folks about the time I played with Ernest Tubb in '48?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2015:  02:41:28

Did I tell you folks about the time I auditioned for Ernest Tubb in '48?
They all just stood there and laughed at me,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2015:  03:21:37

Not laughing now. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2015:  06:59:08

I don't really like robbing chicken houses. I just do it
to protect our namesake.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2015:  07:32:41

I've got a '51 Studebaker with the same matching color as my gee-tar

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2015:  08:42:01

I had a studie and I never knew if I was coming or going.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2015:  12:35:20

Wishes he still had the Studebaker. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/12/2015:  05:03:14

Wants to trade his pet wolf for a one eyed mule with a gold tooth, a bad leg, and missing tail.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2015:  05:29:46

Doesn't want in on any mammalian trading. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2015:  05:50:25

Likes heckling ducks

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2015:  07:52:50

Hoping the werewolf realizes "dyke" is from the old Norse for "ditch" and not a misspelling of "duck".

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2015:  08:44:30

Not sure if dyke means dam or ditch

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2015:  09:22:00

Wishes he had a brand new Kenworth tractor

J e f f - Posted - 12/12/2015:  11:54:57

Wishes that he had remembered to wear his Hawaiian shirt.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2015:  12:39:17

Wishes his master would come home with a big bag of Gravy Train

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/12/2015 12:41:36

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2015:  13:57:47

Doesn't really care for the taste of Gravy Train.