Omeboy - Posted - 11/26/2020:  18:37:53

His speech therapist sued him for creating a hostile work environment and emotional distress.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2020:  18:43:36

Rarely expectorates on his zookeepers

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2020:  04:10:10

Arguing about a name for the band that doesn’t include the word “boxcar”

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/27/2020:  08:06:49

always broke from giving fee advice

Omeboy - Posted - 11/27/2020:  08:21:10

Just in case he needs them, he keeps two grenades in his cheeks and a Howitzer under his hat.

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/27/2020:  15:00:16

always talking in his sleep

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2020:  03:32:53

Ready to shoot the talking ape

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/28/2020:  08:54:32

Sleeping off last night wide game of tiddlywinks.

Omeboy - Posted - 11/29/2020:  10:52:30

Once gave a "TED Talk" on "Lisping For A Living."

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2020:  11:00:19

Hasn’t slept a wink since Boy left home

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2020:  03:16:33

Just realized the car they’re in is sitting on a siding

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/30/2020:  08:48:38

Just realized life is more than an egg shell.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2020:  09:48:43

Just realized how fragile egg shells are

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/30/2020 09:48:59

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2020:  10:00:03

Hides her books from the IRS

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/30/2020:  10:59:59

not getting any where at this speed

Omeboy - Posted - 11/30/2020:  15:45:56

Has to pay property taxes on his mustache.

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/30/2020:  15:52:05

Probably needs a new flea collar.

Omeboy - Posted - 11/30/2020:  15:56:23

Has to pay corporate taxes on his hat.

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/30/2020:  16:01:31

Most likely needs worming as well...

Omeboy - Posted - 11/30/2020:  16:29:18

Never cursed in his life ------ until he started taking banjo lessons.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  03:50:58

Never knew what hit him

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2020:  05:39:38

Wondering if snells have more fun than this...

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  06:56:56

Sold his pond condo to Albert the Alligator

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  12:19:25

Livin’ large in their boxcar condo

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/02/2020:  10:19:53

wandering why her arm is so tired

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  10:29:40

Constantly on the lookout for Yosemite Sasquatch

Omeboy - Posted - 12/02/2020:  11:38:13

"Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope chain smoke, drink to excess and try not to think about the future...."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2020:  14:04:24

Tired from all the monkeying around

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  21:43:12

Fired her receptionist for flirting with Charlie Brown

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2020:  03:27:14

Down to fifty two bottles of beer on the wall

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/03/2020:  06:09:26

This room still perplexes me

Omeboy - Posted - 12/03/2020:  07:14:57

Once inflicted a severe bite on Marshall Dillon's ankle.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2020:  09:11:57

Squinty eyes revealing a nefarious thought

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2020:  13:05:26

Let's play the classic, "I'll Get You Yet, You Booger", pick it out boys!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2020:  04:49:52

Let’s play the classic...Oh ,wait a minute, I AM a classic

Omeboy - Posted - 12/04/2020:  13:40:57

SPECIAL TODAY ONLY!

Free Belly-rubs for All Four-Legged Customers.

Edited by - Omeboy on 12/04/2020 13:41:41

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/04/2020:  13:43:41

Varmints count too

Omeboy - Posted - 12/04/2020:  15:24:38

Got himself a nice  fractured skull after he tried to give Miss Kitty a hickey.

Edited by - Omeboy on 12/04/2020 15:27:39

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2020:  17:49:37

Unconstrained by obedience training

TracerBullet - Posted - 12/04/2020:  17:52:23

Can I go home yet?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2020:  17:53:51

Gumshoe work is never done

Omeboy - Posted - 12/04/2020:  18:53:39

So, guys. Which lyric should I go with?

"Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I got bit by a big rabid squirrel."

Or maybe.....

"Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2020:  03:16:07

El perro malo

Omeboy - Posted - 12/05/2020:  19:34:28

"Therapy Child" For Rent.

Dog Version Also Available.

Edited by - Omeboy on 12/05/2020 19:35:02

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2020:  08:34:46

I shouldn’t have ate that goose poop...

Omeboy - Posted - 12/06/2020:  10:43:37

"Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope stick up liquor stores, occasionally vandalize the place and claim to be pacifists."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2020:  03:41:57

Still unconscious after chasing parked cars

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2020:  10:05:55

Allows NO ONE to park in front of her “office”.

Omeboy - Posted - 12/07/2020:  14:08:46

"Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam and I'll show you some carpets stains you can only get out with a shovel."

Edited by - Omeboy on 12/07/2020 14:12:23