TheLastWord - Posted - 02/24/2020:  14:46:38

In search of Chuck's Outhouse spaceship.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2020:  14:50:42

No longer migratory

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2020:  15:05:17

Drones over West Bend, Wisconsin

Omeboy - Posted - 02/24/2020:  15:29:42

The local veterinarian told "the boys" not let their hound dog kiss them on the mouth------he's afraid the dog will get worms.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/24/2020:  16:01:36

Talking about, who will get worms?

Edited by - 5B-Ranch on 02/24/2020 16:02:46

Omeboy - Posted - 02/24/2020:  16:57:49

Always takes a nap after a really strenuous worm fit.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/24/2020:  18:18:18

take it from a sly fox girl dogs do not like clowning around

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2020:  18:34:28

Shhhhhh, I’m trying to nap

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2020:  18:42:31

Shh,,,we’re invading Karl’s Krome Korner Booteek

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/24/2020:  18:58:26

The line at the only working toilet in Crabhouse Corners N.C

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2020:  02:30:52

Dreaming of unguarded chicken coops

Omeboy - Posted - 02/25/2020:  12:30:39

Captain Kirk: "Screen on. Maximum magnification."



Dr. McCoy: "What in God's name??!!"



Spock: "Most unusual, Captain. Sensors detect a thin outer hull composed of cheap aluminum, housing a grid of heat generating circuitry ----apparently designed to produce the thermal crisping of wheat and other baked grain-goods."

Captain Kirk:  "Gentlemen, if this is what I think it is, I may ask you to join me in a ------ toast."

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2020:  12:33:48

Has a master who’s related to Spaceman Bill Lee

"In 1972 we lost the division to the Tigers at Tiger Stadium in the second to the last game of the season. I’ll never forget Luis Aparacio is waved around third slips and falls and we lose by half a game. I was so upset how we lost and everybody was crying in the locker room. The manager really didn’t care for me and he didn’t use me enough and I was pitching well. I was walking to our bus when some Detroit fans asked me to come party with them. And I did! I ended up in Birmingham on some pool table, s*** faced at four in the morning. I don’t know how I got back to the hotel but I was lit like a Christmas tree.”

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/25/2020 12:42:04

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2020:  13:12:46

Everyone on the porch has partied with Bill Lee

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/25/2020:  15:11:30

Last words from the ruler of planet XR9 before the invasion began. “ We’re toast”!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2020:  15:17:34

Tail is keeping his nose toasty warm

Omeboy - Posted - 02/25/2020:  16:33:07

Having redesigned their "Birds Of Prey" as user-friendly, house-hold appliances, the Klingons launched their stealthy attack against the Federation.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/25/2020:  17:00:53

Who’s a good boy who’s a good boy. Said no one when pinching the hell out of their dogs cheeks.

Omeboy - Posted - 02/25/2020:  17:28:24

He's having his favorite dream again, where he walks into a crowded, unsuspecting chicken coop disguised as Colonel Sanders.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/25/2020:  17:32:36

He is so grateful he lives in a country where dog is not on the menu

Omeboy - Posted - 02/25/2020:  20:13:56

Has big plans to pass himself off as a "therapy dog" for chickens.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2020:  03:44:16

Is going to need extensive therapy after this

Omeboy - Posted - 02/26/2020:  09:01:32

The Klingon "Toasters Of Prey" uncloaking.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2020:  15:09:46

I will bite you if this photo gets posted online.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/26/2020:  15:46:24

And you though those hallucinations stopped in the ‘70s

Omeboy - Posted - 02/26/2020:  16:04:01

Once got the crap beat out of him by a genetically modified rooster.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/26/2020:  16:10:10

and YOU were supposed to be my wingman during that fight where did you go

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2020:  04:36:52

Oddly satisfied that he was not born a gray fox

Omeboy - Posted - 02/27/2020:  11:37:36

"Flying Toasters"........from the same folks who brought you "Musical Toilet Seats."

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/27/2020:  13:28:24

You got your face stuck in the toaster again??

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2020:  14:35:39

This picture is in the dictionary next to the entry for “cozy”

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/27/2020:  17:17:44

No matter how hard they tried the invasion force from planet Toastarian could not get past that detour sign.

Omeboy - Posted - 02/27/2020:  18:41:33

Won the trust of some gullible chickens by telling them he would dig a tunnel under their chicken coop to help them all escape.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/27/2020:  19:37:25

He seems to be an intelligent young lad lacking a little in the social graces but at least he tries

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2020:  03:40:54

Trying to ignore everything going on around here

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/28/2020:  06:06:12

Being fashionable with the art of metal works Bill was unable to convince the world that his vision of designer toaster was really out of this world.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2020:  06:43:58

Glad hanging foxtails from car antennas has gone out of fashion

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/28/2020:  07:34:49

the latest developments on the Toastarian invasion. It seems that the crumbs left to retrace the Toastarians path back home have been misplaced. We will keep you up dated to the Toastarian progress but so far things are at a standstill.

Omeboy - Posted - 02/28/2020:  11:25:13

Dreaming about a ten story chicken coop---------and he's the landlord.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2020:  13:12:54

Likes the fox’s dreams

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/28/2020:  18:57:04

Toastarians have ran into a resistance armada from the planet Purée. This could get dicey.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2020:  19:03:32

Used to howl at Col. Sanders

Omeboy - Posted - 02/28/2020:  20:17:38

"The boys" were rejected for a Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise. But the Colonel said if he ever opens a chain of outhouses, he'll be sure and give "the boys" a call.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2020:  03:39:37

Spends hours lurking outside Kentucky Fried Chicken ever hopeful

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/29/2020:  06:57:30

Taking the Colonel on an intergalactic cruise

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/29/2020:  09:42:00

Pondering the meaning of explosive diarrhea.

Omeboy - Posted - 02/29/2020:  11:24:09

For yucks, he'll eat two or three quarts of coleslaw and then fly over Elmer Fudd's convertible.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/29/2020:  12:24:45

Had a special back pack made to carry his poop bags

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2020:  03:09:22

Hanging around for longer than anyone can remember