chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2015:  07:25:48

DANG....I wish I could remember "Wipeout"

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/30/2015:  02:20:46

I wish I could hit the ball,,,,just once,,even a foul.

J e f f - Posted - 10/30/2015:  18:26:26

I wish I had a Cowboy hat.

Maybe some boots, too.

And a cheeseburger.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2015:  19:17:18

Loves cheeseburgers, hold the pickle and onion

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2015:  09:08:12

Can't win the World Series by himself. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2015:  09:33:04

Wake me at 9:00..

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2015:  09:36:09

Wake me when you find a decent bass player and drummer

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2015:  10:42:45

I'm gonna be asleep for a long,long time.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2015:  14:52:56

Hasn't slept for a long, long time. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2015:  17:49:27

Won't be sleeping in the graveyard tonight

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/01/2015:  03:22:54

I was so afraid so I stayed awake all night long.

stanleytone - Posted - 11/01/2015:  03:34:30

Okay everyone, this is a stick up! Give me all you money nor I'll fill you fulla.................oh great..........pulled out the wrong case again!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2015:  04:20:10

Either someone flipped the negative or Gary's a lefty. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/01/2015:  04:46:48

I think I'm an "in betweeny"..

J e f f - Posted - 11/01/2015:  07:09:46

Likes to eat Beanee Weenees with vanilla ice creamee.

stanleytone - Posted - 11/01/2015:  14:47:29

thought I was going to the vet to get Tutored..Boy was I wrong!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2015:  14:56:27

Can play all instruments upside down

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2015:  16:58:47

Moonlights as a ventriloquist's dummy. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2015:  20:08:48

Moonlights as Mr. Hyde's mascot

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2015:  01:50:55

This bat is not for baseball,,,it's for my wife,,(the OLD BAT)

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2015:  03:46:18

Practicing bar chords 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2015:  06:22:36

Enjoying the cradle

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2015:  12:54:05

Got electrocuted playing in the rain

J e f f - Posted - 11/02/2015:  18:36:42

Turns back into a chimp when baseball season starts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2015:  19:01:09

Spent the weekend in the dog pound cuz he chased Sgt. O'Riley's squad car

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2015:  01:39:20

Just sittin' here wishin'
That I could go fishin'

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2015:  05:45:54

It's all happening right here.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2015:  08:32:43

If I had a telecaster gee-tar,,I could be a Cool-Cat instead of a wolf.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2015:  11:19:52

My wolf whistle makes the downtown gals blush

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2015:  14:37:34

Practicing behind bars.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2015:  17:35:24

Has tummy ache from eating 5 corn pones for supper

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2015:  18:54:47

Used to chicken-pick, but the ornithological society picketed his gigs

J e f f - Posted - 11/03/2015:  19:41:39

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2015:  03:35:09

You want that stick? Fetch it yourself. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2015:  04:33:47

What gender is Jeff's dog? I think it is VERY cute..

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2015:  10:07:12

Hoping Jeff's dog is available for adoption.

J e f f - Posted - 11/04/2015:  16:04:27

Hoping to get my anal glands expressed soon.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2015:  20:06:22

Does anyone have an extra hamburger?

dmiller - Posted - 11/04/2015:  20:10:25

quote:

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Originally posted by banjoscotty

 

Does anyone have an extra hamburger?

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said the starving musician who has to lean against the wall for support

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2015:  06:19:06

Has anyone seen my razor?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2015:  08:21:48

said the wolf that has never shaved

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2015:  12:39:28

Let me tell you about my Tele

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2015:  13:56:35

My horror-laden telepathic mind is giving me laughing fits again

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2015:  14:01:54

Has remarkably evolved from a chimpanzee in a single generation but now isn't sure that it was a step forward.

J e f f - Posted - 11/05/2015:  14:39:54

Enjoys quiet walks on the beach, drinks with umbrellas, and fresh raw meat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2015:  15:20:33

Enjoys walks in the pound, muddy drinks from puddles, and rancid road kill

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2015:  15:34:34

I need a new banjo,,,,,send money

J e f f - Posted - 11/05/2015:  16:13:07

Gets excited about the free water and condiments at fast food joints.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2015:  17:07:06

Tried dumpster diving behind McDonalds