chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2018:  17:41:59

President of "EEKS" - Eccentric Evel Knievel Society

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/23/2018:  02:36:02

Shocks the neighbors by leaving the door open.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2018:  19:15:37

His neighbors are unaware of his activities

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/24/2018:  03:12:58

Was once mistaken for a bush.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  03:51:14

Cleverly hid his nest behind a bush but now can’t remember which bush

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  08:39:58

can't remember what happened to his seat

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  10:01:42

Has forgotten what he can’t remember

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/24/2018:  12:03:22

Remembered he forgot to lock the door.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  18:31:56

Doesn’t have to worry about locking the nest

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2018:  04:05:49

Trying out his new winter riding suite.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2018:  04:46:42

Can wear his summer feathers year round in G-Ville

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2018:  07:22:28

Was once tarred and feathered and ridden out on a rail in Salt Lake City

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2018:  17:22:50

Has ridden many a rail, which led directly to his fixation on outhouses

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2018:  03:45:52

Can't seem to get the hang of motorcycle riding

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  04:15:11

Hanging on for dear life

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  07:26:37

Thinks he's part cat and has nine lives

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2018:  09:28:50

thinking of selling the outhouse

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  11:06:58

Thinking of investing in outhouses

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  13:03:42

has summoned his long-suffering wife to spell him off for a bit

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2018:  04:21:17

Claims he no longer notices the smell

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/02/2019:  11:04:25

Like to follow the smell for fun.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2019:  12:53:46

Doesn't think duck farts smell

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2019:  12:54:11

Daisy once told him his tail feathers reekedto high heaven

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2019:  13:01:31

Has never sniffed anyone's tail feathers

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2019:  08:35:28

Sniffs every thing he can

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2019:  15:25:15

Sniffed out a new fiddle player yesterday, but the guy wants his bar bill paid every gig night.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/03/2019:  18:41:21

Believes UFO's are using his outhouses as a base.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2019:  03:18:41

Was reported as a UFO the last time he migrated

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2019:  04:25:44

is a UFO

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/04/2019:  05:25:34

Was once classified as a country UFO.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2019:  08:12:47

Never tries flying cross country

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2019:  17:57:51

Refuses to use his own outhouses

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2019:  04:57:11

#3 on Chuck's Outhouse Ban List after many bouts with explosive diarrhea.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2019:  06:42:56

Just realized his name is Drowtsal spelled backwards

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2019:  12:28:54

If he had reverse he figures he'd have more publicity

banjoman3 - Posted - 01/05/2019:  14:02:24

"It's called mary jane, and you don't want no part of this crap Dewey" lol from "walk hard"

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2019:  18:16:18

Fairhope’s king of inlay

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2019:  07:08:30

Salt Flats' king of folly

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2019:  17:27:35

Has gone nose blind 

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/06/2019 17:28:58

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/07/2019:  03:38:32

In secret developmental stage of pig pen air fresheners for the outhouses.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2019:  08:44:14

Sent Porky Pig an insulting email

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2019:  11:34:55

Is way beyond the sting of insults

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/07/2019:  15:49:34

Passed insults a few miles back.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2019:  18:51:41

Passes gas as he flies past Canada geese

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2019:  02:57:06

Looking into methane recovery systems

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/08/2019:  04:06:58

Worried he hasn't passed gas in 2 weeks.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2019:  04:16:35

Swamp gas is passing around him all the time.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2019:  12:06:34

Gathered up 3 frogs and a salamander in his shorts when driving through a swamp last week

banjoman3 - Posted - 01/08/2019:  12:15:25

quote:

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Originally posted by banjoman3

"It's called mary jane, and you don't want no part of this crap Dewey" lol from "walk hard"

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LMBO