banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2018:  07:00:53

Has to stop soon,,,time for oil change

Omeboy - Posted - 08/02/2018:  07:25:50

This tragic photo was taken just as Slim accidentally sat down on an industrial-strength paper shredder.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/02/2018 07:26:14

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2018:  07:58:02

Made the front page of the Enquirer

Omeboy - Posted - 08/02/2018:  08:14:24

"Ya know, Dear, I read that snoring can easily be cured by putting a dry cleaning bag over your head before you go to sleep. Why don't you try it tonight?"

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2018:  02:49:28

On second thought,don't do that..Last time I had to suck on the sweeper till I was blue in the face.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/03/2018:  03:37:33

Practicing the wedding march on his guitar.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2018:  04:05:04

Planning to sue Ducks Unlimited for defamation of character

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2018:  06:11:10

What he hates most about preparing for a motorcycle race is splashing after-shave on his legs. Man, that smarts!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2018:  06:58:42

didn't shut his eyes while shampooing

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2018:  07:20:40

He's a cultured man of refined tastes. He likes ketchup on his pancakes.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2018:  07:58:36

Likes blue tempura paint on his face

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2018:  10:10:29

would rather ride an old paint

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2018:  11:16:21

You know, Babe, in my line of work as a kitty toy designer, I've always considered "failure" as a perfectly good option.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2018:  12:43:58

Can't think of anything to say without his jokebook

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2018:  12:53:19

The guitar convention folks rejected his workshop proposal. They didn't think "Liquor Store Stick-up Techniques" fit their program that well.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2018:  13:52:29

this is what happens when you buy some bad hootch

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/03/2018:  14:52:15

Secretly playing footies.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2018:  14:52:48

Secretly playing webbed footsies

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2018:  21:24:06

He didn't really have a "death wish," but his wife sure as heck did.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  04:07:10

Don't turn your back on him!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/04/2018:  04:23:16

Taking a trip down memory lane...

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2018:  05:19:27

Has secretly always had the hots for Minnie Mouse.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  05:23:16

So cold he turned blue,,can't have hots for anyone

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2018:  06:51:23

The band has sent him out here until he’s learned the chords to “Louis Louis”

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2018:  07:01:39

Cured his acne, straightened his teeth and shortened is nose: all with the single application of a brick wall.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2018:  07:07:04

has neon lights in his brick outhouse

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  07:16:01

needs a new pencil

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2018:  08:02:46

Needs new strings

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2018:  12:34:59

Needs to find a company that will actually issue him a life insurance policy.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/04/2018:  14:20:05

Doesn't realize he's under a voodoo spell.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2018:  15:16:53

doesn't realize Daisy has him under a restraining order

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2018:  16:32:14

Honey, we can't afford a new dish-washer and a second car. I don't think you realize that I'm just a door-to-door kitty litter salesman.

Vanjo - Posted - 08/04/2018:  17:00:05

100/100

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  17:02:01

Sells infra-red sun glasses

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2018:  17:07:42

Just formed a band called "The Baked Bean Space Heaters."

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2018:  19:06:48

packs a heater to ward off spaceships

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2018:  19:19:56

"You know, Honey, having those aliens conduct all those medical tests on me wasn't really so bad. The worst part was a week later when I got their bill !!!"

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/05/2018:  01:59:04

A basket case!!

Omeboy - Posted - 08/05/2018:  07:14:41

When it comes to the "Occupation" line on his tax return his tax return, he usually writes "your basic loser."

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2018:  09:39:04

Lost his better half last year

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  03:58:07

It says here that nagging can cause health problems

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/06/2018:  04:02:03

Riding home after the Red Sox sweep the Yankees!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  04:19:25

Thinks the Red Sox sweep of the Yankees is just ducky.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2018:  05:30:09

Is thinking only of how to slow this thing down!!!

Omeboy - Posted - 08/06/2018:  06:02:16

When he asked his Siamese-twin brother what he wanted for Christmas, his brother said: "A chainsaw and a first aid kit."

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2018:  06:54:06

That might work in separating my two faced face

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2018:  07:59:32

fires blanks at hecklers when he's busking

Omeboy - Posted - 08/06/2018:  08:32:19

"Hon, I could use some help here. What's a four lettered word that starts with "W," ends in "E" and means the same thing as an incessant nag?"

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  13:21:22

Sure, I look happy, but down inside I'm blue