banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2016:  02:06:44

I guess my bus is going to be like my ship and never come.

J e f f - Posted - 09/12/2016:  16:06:42

Has daily one-on-one counseling sessions with himself concerning his issue of talking to himself.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/12/2016:  22:34:03

Hasn't barked to himself in years

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/14/2016:  02:59:08

Bus drivers are on strike

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2016:  02:45:21

Banjo technician is on strike. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2016:  03:41:28

Look Sir,,No clarinets..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2016:  06:00:52

Look, no g-string. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2016:  10:45:31

I think I'll teach them Bach's "Air on a G String"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2016:  13:04:42

So this is what happens when you break wind on the team bus.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2016:  17:20:31

A few woodwinds should help this sorry looking bunch

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2016:  02:57:52

Working on plan "B"

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2016:  06:27:39

Go right in Sir,they're expecting you

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2016:  07:19:50

Sent Lucy the Lush to get some 3-in-1 oil

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2016:  20:38:54

Divorced Lucy because of the lush thing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2016:  03:20:54

There,you see Sir,,Lucy is 3rd from left waiting for you

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2016:  05:27:22

Ready to give it up and go fishing. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2016:  06:19:11

Ready to give up and shoot himself

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2016:  14:51:15

Ready for the post season 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2016:  03:37:13

They're all hillbilly rednecks Sir,,but I know you can handle them.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2016:  04:50:47

Neck is red from the strap. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2016:  14:35:12

I'll teach them a good old gospel number - that'll tick off ol' Lucifer

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2016:  17:19:10

Ticked off the coach and ended up on the street. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2016:  02:26:28

HEY!! That's not Bluegrass..They're playing "Tin Pan Alley" junk!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2016:  02:38:57

The next tune is Tin Pan Alley. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2016:  04:06:25

And for your protection Sir,,This door will be locked from the outside.HEH,HEH,HEH

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2016:  05:13:03

Concerned about the Maestro's time in hell.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2016:  09:04:37

Good thing I've got tinnitus

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2016:  11:31:08

Has called the abandoned chimps hot line.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2016:  04:25:11

Please,,not the torture room again,,

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2016:  05:25:01

Getting tuned up to lead the Maestro's band.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2016:  17:30:34

I can introduce them to Backroads Baroque

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2016:  02:44:43

On the road again. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2016:  15:32:20

Play as loud as you want Sir,,The room is sound proof..

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2016:  17:14:36

This here banjer sounds better after guzzling some 80 proof whisky

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2016:  02:48:51

80 proof is nothing to me..I drink the hard stuff,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2016:  03:33:33

Listening to the Red Sox on his ear monitors. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2016:  04:24:35

One of them is out of tune Sir and you must find it.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2016:  05:23:10

Lent his tuner to the maestro.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2016:  06:33:48

The devil's making me do it!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2016:  09:39:48

Impressed by the roaring Red Sox.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2016:  11:06:45

Maestro always wore red socks to a concert performance

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2016:  11:34:15

Doesn't really care for sox of any color.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2016:  16:56:01

Used to play the anthem(s) at Blue Jay games

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2016:  04:04:03

Understands why the Maestro was sent to hell for playing the anthem at Blue Jay games. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2016:  06:12:39

Thinking of teaching them "Sweet Caroline"

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2016:  06:59:12

I guess I'll need to find a job

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2016:  14:14:50

Thinking of playing Sweet Caroline if he can ever get the banjo in tune. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2016:  14:21:55

Thinks 7th inning stretch is an old obscure musical term

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2016:  16:31:26

Wonders if Neil was a pervert when he wrote Sweet Caroline.