OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2015:  14:08:24

Thought they said he needed to pass the puck if he wanted to travel abroad.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2015:  22:57:48

Passing gas makes me laugh

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2015:  03:05:37

My name's Chuck
I pass the puck

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/21/2015:  05:12:49

If I can eat it, I can pass it!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2015:  05:46:24

I'm not ashamed of myself for saying that.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2015:  06:03:58

Wondering what all the fuss is about.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/21/2015:  08:14:23

Some day I'll be tall enough to go on the big rides!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2015:  08:49:09

Wondering if he'll ever see sunlight again

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/21/2015:  09:39:34

Introducing for the Montreal Chimp-nadians, number 00, Lance Link.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2015:  09:47:04

HEY,,That felt good. Maybe I'll become a sports announcer?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2015:  12:56:24

I need this big hat to beat off the women

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2015:  18:24:56

I need this funny curved stick to beat off simians. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2015:  04:22:04

I need to be cuddled because I'm an infant

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/22/2015:  05:59:25

I need new tuners!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2015:  09:50:00

Hello Mr.Del McCury,I am Drew Gurbach.I'm here
for my audition to join your bluegrass band.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/22/2015:  10:05:46

Use to play for Del McCury...gonna retire and let Drew have a turn.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2015:  10:33:43

I passed the audition but Mr.McCury doesn't like my shades.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/22/2015:  12:57:41

I told Drew NOT to do his Doc Watson imitation! 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2015:  13:53:36

But I did it anyway and that's what got me the job

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2015:  16:21:33

Tuner? I don't need any stinking tuner.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2015:  16:38:18

Ha,ha,,I love watching those Looney Toons!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2015:  17:29:01

TIME OUT,,I gotta go do #2

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2015:  20:32:18

My other hat is a sombrero, but it's at the dry cleaners

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2015:  03:15:26

prefers a snappy wrist shot to a slamming slap shot.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/23/2015:  05:26:43

Prefers slap-stick comedy!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/23/2015:  05:55:06

Prefers older women,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2015:  10:06:44

Prefers Schaller tuners

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/23/2015:  14:32:52

can do monkey shines of the ice

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/23/2015:  17:38:06

Like to play the banjo while wearing ice skates.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2015:  19:41:36

Wants his tongue pierced

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/24/2015:  03:40:19

I am a 24 time Grandpa.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2015:  05:59:51

Not sure how many grandchildren are out there.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2015:  07:34:36

Can't remember who's grandkid I am

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2015:  10:46:50

Mom liked to monkey around. So we're not sure about grandparents. 

MWBailey - Posted - 04/24/2015:  13:22:12

Put me DOWN!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2015:  14:43:35

Need some particulate exhaust filters on this here steamboat

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2015:  05:10:11

Concerned about different emissions. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2015:  11:41:33

Learning to emit wolf whistles

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2015:  13:18:55

Pass the puck Chuck. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/26/2015:  16:21:46

my peaked ears don't match my feet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2015:  20:03:28

I used to be #1 around here 'til my banjo went berserk

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2015:  07:48:35

At one time I made my living playing banjo,,,,,,Danged near starved to death too.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/27/2015:  12:33:05

Right now I'm in the penalty box...playing my banjo!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2015:  12:42:46

This prison penalty box is gettin' old quick

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/27/2015:  13:28:06

Notice the banana curve on my stick.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2015:  15:46:32

Running out of quarters

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/27/2015:  16:32:34

Drew paid back what he owed me... all in QUARTERS ! ! !

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2015:  17:07:40

I borrowed the quarters from Scotty,now I owe him.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2015:  17:12:02

I'm gonna quit playing in these two-bit dives