Omeboy - Posted - 06/08/2022:  10:52:03

The boys have some good news and bad news. The good news is, they just had their annual flea-dip. The bad news is, all their loyalist fans are now dead.

saw_woods - Posted - 06/08/2022:  12:32:17

If you ever wondered where the hair of the dog went, now you know.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/08/2022:  12:35:03

The boys don't go to any gym or YMCA to work out, but they do manage to stay fit with regular, strenuous worm fits.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2022:  02:34:01

Fan of fedoras

saw_woods - Posted - 06/09/2022:  04:53:20

Does not like his hot baths to come up to temperature slowly. He has lost more siblings that way.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/09/2022:  09:38:56

"Daiseeeee, Daiseeeeeee,
....give me your answer truuuue....
.......I hear your daddy
.............is building a "guillotine for twoooo"......

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2022:  17:22:06

Looking for a bigger hat

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2022:  22:31:05

Taking his act on the road next week

saw_woods - Posted - 06/10/2022:  03:14:26

Please close lid and shut door when leaving, to control flies.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2022:  03:36:14

Wore pantyhose as a disguise during a recent bank heist

saw_woods - Posted - 06/10/2022:  06:42:50

Jeremiah was a bullfrog, he was good friend of mine?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2022:  08:02:20

Little chance of the band splitting up

saw_woods - Posted - 06/10/2022:  09:48:13

“I’d love to sing, but I have a frog in my throat.”

Omeboy - Posted - 06/10/2022:  09:51:44

The boys recently met with a career counselor. He suggested they go into business......... and open a "head shop."

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2022:  16:36:33

Recently met with a career counselor who thought he was joking

saw_woods - Posted - 06/10/2022:  17:04:44

Recently met with a career counselor who thought, “This guy would be perfect for the role of Kermit on Sesame Street.”

Omeboy - Posted - 06/10/2022:  17:14:26

The boys' have worked up a medley they hope to do at the county fair: "I've Got You Under My Skin" followed by "Just The Two Of Us" and finally "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do."

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/10/2022 17:15:09

saw_woods - Posted - 06/10/2022:  18:07:53

Larry, Moe and Curly all rolled into one, then rolled out the door after looking a bit too deeply into the beer barrel.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/10/2022:  18:15:13

If you read the boys resume, their biggest selling points are:
"hire one---get one free!!!" and "we always stay ahead of the competition."

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2022:  04:07:51

No relation to Karl Marx

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2022:  08:56:32

Used to cheer for the Montreal Canadiens

Omeboy - Posted - 06/11/2022:  10:44:23

Scientists all agree: this is definitely a portal to another dimension.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2022:  18:37:03

Visitor from another dimension

saw_woods - Posted - 06/12/2022:  10:32:39

Holds beer bashes for all his extra-dimensional friends.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/12/2022:  11:16:43

Sasquatches are afraid of bumping into these guys.

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/12/2022 11:17:43

saw_woods - Posted - 06/12/2022:  16:23:42

Stole his hat from Frosty the Snowman.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/12/2022:  16:27:50

One of the brothers was disappointed to find out that they don't have organ donor cards for guys with extra heads.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2022:  03:12:18

Also plays woodwinds but “Saxophoneo” doesn’t have the right ring to it

Omeboy - Posted - 06/13/2022:  22:01:27

Knows only too well what it's like to be "up to your a## in alligators." That's why he keep the pistol handy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2022:  00:40:51

Put all G strings on the harp for playing at strip joints between shows

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2022:  02:52:58

Chuckles at the irony of being in an outhouse

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2022:  21:51:55

Used to play leap frog with his niece until his aunt put the kybosh on that….!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2022:  02:38:24

Concerned about the dwindling supply of vintage Sears catalogs

Omeboy - Posted - 06/16/2022:  22:29:55

Concerned about the dwindling supply of beautiful human females who believe if they kiss him, he'll turn into a handsome prince.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2022:  23:14:32

Concerned about the dwindling supply of laughing gas

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2022:  03:07:31

Debating whether the watch is worth going after

Omeboy - Posted - 06/17/2022:  12:30:56

Got arrested last week for a LWI (Leaping While Intoxicated.)

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2022:  02:59:33

Laugh and the whole world will question your sincerity

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/18/2022 02:59:53

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2022:  11:16:56

This avatar is unratable

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2022:  15:24:25

That brand of tuning peg never got a good rating

Hey Scott!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2022:  02:56:41

Waiting for a rank ranking

Omeboy - Posted - 06/19/2022:  20:28:11

He may be the Chief Financial Officer for the swamp, but his secretary says he doesn't know fecal matter about fiscal matters.

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/19/2022 20:38:05

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2022:  03:00:03

Only his hairdresser knows for sure

Omeboy - Posted - 06/20/2022:  11:03:23

Some swamp critters wondered how come he lives at the top of a high-rise deluxe lily pad. It's not because he thinks he's a "big-shot," he just really hates to get his feet wet.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2022:  16:20:55

He knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2022:  23:29:59

Constantly butts heads with Churchy LaFemme

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2022:  02:46:49

The Febreze just isn’t doing the trick

Omeboy - Posted - 06/22/2022:  11:27:40

He just got some bad news from his broker--- quick-sand futures are rapidly sinking and the bottom is falling out of the mud slide market.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2022:  14:07:47

Finds everything amusing