chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2016:  15:42:37

Scares kids and gives them nightmares by singing "Bringing Mary Home"

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/09/2016 15:42:53

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2016:  04:20:35

Has been living rough ever since he heard Forrest sing "Bringing Mary Home". 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2016:  04:45:25

My name is Mary

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2016:  06:19:05

Waiting for someone to come along that he can marry

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2016:  07:05:47

WOW,,I hope I can make this hop one handed

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2016:  10:41:29

See things he didn't before the surgery. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2016:  10:50:43

Had surgery on his soundhole 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2016:  13:37:23

Chucking it all. 

Forrest - Posted - 12/10/2016:  15:58:33

Clearing his blowhole

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2016:  17:36:35

Trying to come up with another song suitable for children. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2016:  18:58:20

Trying to remember his raison d'etre 

Forrest - Posted - 12/11/2016:  08:54:19

Running from the mob after offering to let some ladies fondle his "sack." 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2016:  13:46:01

Wife locked them all in the white room..

Forrest - Posted - 12/11/2016:  17:39:11

Remembering his time in the white room (shudder).

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2016:  19:27:25

Thinks all kids like Frosty the Snowman

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  03:29:32

Has Frosty's hat, coal, buttons and carrot in his sack. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  05:27:18

Doesn't care to wait for the first fall of snow

Forrest - Posted - 12/12/2016:  07:12:59

Hoping that others don't notice that his pants are on backwards. 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  07:34:55

Just realized that the kids are actually life sized dolls.

Forrest - Posted - 12/12/2016:  07:44:12

Waiting for Skipper and Gilligan to find him

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  08:58:37

Has delusions of being Mr. Rogers

Forrest - Posted - 12/12/2016:  09:15:49

Regretting that he didn't make his sack out of more colorful and festive material. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2016:  10:44:37

Regretting that he didn't learn to play banjo before starting to entertain...

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  10:48:18

Regretting that "she" left him here on the side of the road

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  10:58:54

Regretting that he left her on the side of the road

Forrest - Posted - 12/12/2016:  11:01:05

Regretting some of the songs he's played

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  12:58:46

Regretting having agreed to this kiddy gig.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  13:04:58

Likes being a prop for a shameless plug for dead guitar makers

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2016:  13:16:00

I saw this done in a movie once,,,thought I'd try it

J e f f - Posted - 12/12/2016:  15:13:21

Waiting for the cows to come home.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  15:28:51

Hasn't chased a cow since he left the funny farm

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  18:16:01

It's more difficult when the train is moving. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  18:35:41

Hasn't moved since his owner bought a Martin

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2016:  02:41:21

On his way to The Music Emporium to buy a Martin. 

Actually, I just bought a Froggy Bottom parlor guitar and the Larson is seeing less use. 😎

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  03:37:37

Likes being the alpha male in the guitar stable

( a froggy? Wow...you'll be playing "The Bricklayer's Beautiful Daughter" )

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2016:  04:03:49

Alpha male on the B train. 

Yes, Mr. Ackerman is a Froggy player. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/13/2016 04:09:48

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2016:  04:22:50

I'm not a bluegrass guitar.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2016:  04:51:56

My shirt puts the blue in bluegrass.

Forrest - Posted - 12/13/2016:  06:14:03

Smiling because he's dating a ukulele

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  09:34:18

Had a voluptuous gal partner on ukelele but the daycare authorities banned her and her plunging neckline

Forrest - Posted - 12/13/2016:  09:39:58

Going to regret not refrigerating that sack full of ham sandwiches. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2016:  12:03:27

Kids,I know this tune sounds strange but it's my own composition

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  13:06:57

Says you can't hurt ham

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2016:  14:10:08

Planning to ham it up in the freight car.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2016:  14:50:20

I've had my share of harmony,,I want to play some lead solo

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  15:03:54

Gone solo ever since Barfly Betty discovered bourbon

Forrest - Posted - 12/13/2016:  15:13:30

Going solo since he discovered limburger cheese

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2016:  02:54:59

The kids are hoping for the solo to end. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2016:  04:35:40

I can't believe Bill left me outside again last night..