banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2014:  03:44:54

when it gets to 35 cents, I'm parking this "52" Ford

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/08/2014:  04:43:53

Ever since gas prices went above 52 cents, I've been walking.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/08/2014:  04:44:33

Now where did I park my 52 Ford?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/08/2014:  09:29:28

I drive an old duckmobile

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/08/2014:  12:36:49

I pick this thing with drive!

stanleytone - Posted - 11/08/2014:  15:33:59

I should have known not to wash my banjo in hot water.......................

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/08/2014:  16:36:40

Not sure if I remember how to play the Tokyo Mountain Backstep

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2014:  17:45:07

I've got 2 mutes on this darned thing and I still can't hear it!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/08/2014:  18:24:21

Can't remember where he parked his F-86.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/08/2014:  19:03:47

can't remember the last time I ever seen anything like this

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2014:  04:32:08

There were no foreign cars then

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/09/2014:  05:24:23

Just because I wear dark glasses doesn't mean that I work for the CIA... or does it!?

Edited by - BNJOMAKR on 11/09/2014 05:25:07

stanleytone - Posted - 11/09/2014:  07:42:41

I built this for Danny Devito...................

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2014:  07:48:18

I can't bend my wrist anymore after Japan

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/09/2014:  14:39:49

I made this tune up myself

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2014:  17:58:33

Trucks f... off?!?

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/10/2014:  04:09:43

I'm starting to run out of gas....

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2014:  04:25:53

I have dinner date tonight.Should I
take banjo along?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2014:  05:48:34

Only feigning disinterest.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2014:  13:46:41

Ma,if you don't stop it,I'm gonna
scream bloody murder

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/10/2014:  16:56:04

I've been standing here for two days now

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2014:  18:25:57

Some hunters got bored and let me have it

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/11/2014:  10:57:54

They threatened to shoot my banjo too.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2014:  13:04:34

I moved here for the sun

MWBailey - Posted - 11/11/2014:  15:24:29

When I press here, it makes this funny ringin' sound...

Edited by - MWBailey on 11/11/2014 15:25:29

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/11/2014:  17:42:45

looking for his mules

MWBailey - Posted - 11/11/2014:  19:51:15

I was 3 years old when Daddy hung this sign.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2014:  20:05:03

Hope these colors aren't too loud

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2014:  02:56:28

This banjo makes me look short.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2014:  05:53:01

Smart enough as it is.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2014:  06:59:34

Ma,,why am I so darned ugly?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2014:  11:34:07

Has been in lots of barroom fights for calling people ugly.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2014:  13:50:29

Has caused lots of barroom fights for being so ugly.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2014:  14:16:39

Usually won the fight

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/12/2014:  18:17:05

beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2014:  20:25:27

The beauty of this sign is very skin deep

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2014:  03:45:58

I have used up most of the notes that were in this banjo.
That's why my songs are not complete.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/13/2014:  05:15:36

It's getting time for my winter coat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2014:  07:59:47

Arthur Godfrey's grandson is interested

stanleytone - Posted - 11/13/2014:  14:18:48

Banjo Player cardboard cut-out........$19.99

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2014:  18:34:30

I yearn for Japanese yen

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2014:  04:28:14

HEY--EEEEEEE!!!! Pick it Chucky Baby!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2014:  09:24:24

Not sure if I'm waiting on the wrong corner.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2014:  12:56:50

Icicles are forming

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/14/2014:  16:22:07

need a manicure

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2014:  17:15:03

Need to take this to Pawn Stars

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2014:  02:45:52

You can't see it but I'm standing on a 6 inch high box.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/15/2014:  16:49:04

that's the prison fence behind me

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2014:  19:49:15

An Arab runs this fuel stop