chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2019:  11:45:15

not sure how to spell "through"

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2019:  04:56:05

Being careful about his water supply

Omeboy - Posted - 02/22/2019:  12:33:09

Hasn't really been himself since he was kicked in the head by a chicken.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2019:  12:49:52

Has a twin brother in the traveling carnival

Omeboy - Posted - 02/22/2019:  13:54:51

Although you can't really tell from the live-camera shot of his business, Chuck's parking lot is absolutely jammed-----------------with horn toads and prairie dogs.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2019:  15:43:55

Lives on a diet of horned toads and prairie dogs

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2019:  16:28:59

Lives to ponder the meaning of life

Fish Head - Posted - 02/22/2019:  16:56:12

Flips the finger at the rising sun.

Omeboy - Posted - 02/22/2019:  20:21:47

Recently auditioned for a role in the upcoming movie, "The Good, The Bad and The Fugly."

Edited by - Omeboy on 02/22/2019 20:22:05

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/23/2019:  02:27:35

Likes to steal candy from kids.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2019:  03:58:30

The duck has been seen eating horse feed

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2019:  05:01:30

Knows the difference between a horse and a mule

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/23/2019:  10:54:51

Lost his mule while visiting Tex & Edna Boil's Organ Emporium.

Omeboy - Posted - 02/23/2019:  14:12:06

Lost an organ while flying a little too low over a barbed-wire fence.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2019:  14:40:46

Lost his will to conform to society’s norms while toiling at Pittsburgh Paints

Omeboy - Posted - 02/23/2019:  16:39:29

Lost his job, wife, kids and mind after he married a prairie dog and moved to the desert. (And yes, the best man was a horn toad.)

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2019:  04:18:58

Takes 3 hours and 50 minutes for him to put on
makeup each morning

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2019:  04:58:47

Doesn’t make things up

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/24/2019:  06:56:00

Likes to wear bedazzled robs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2019:  09:44:49

gave Daisy his bathrobe for a keepsake - she threw it in a dumpster

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2019:  12:44:05

Thought he was snorin’ not Sonoran

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2019:  03:49:09

Has a family of blue jays living in his beard.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2019:  04:40:38

Has forgotten where G-ville is

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  05:29:42

Trying to forget where G-Ville is

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  07:03:30

avoids passing thru Florida

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  07:30:56

Prefers the dry heat of Arizona

Omeboy - Posted - 02/25/2019:  08:16:47

Went to the local thrift bakery hoping to buy a box of disabled cookies.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  10:11:56

Let the good times roll a few too often

rob_jenny - Posted - 02/25/2019:  11:21:05

keep em rolling :)

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  12:17:48

Likes flatulating in C#

Omeboy - Posted - 02/25/2019:  12:31:20

Chuck and his horn-toad lawyer have big plans to sue Arizona, Nevada, California, Utah and New Mexico for copying his cactus without permission.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  13:27:53

buys chocolate malts and asks for 2 straws

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2019:  15:03:57

Last of the great Canadian Nanook Cactus.

Omeboy - Posted - 02/25/2019:  15:51:48

His "23 And Me" results came back today. He's half duck and half nuts.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  18:12:48

Had the same genetic test results without the duck half

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  19:12:40

dropped acid in '68 , then dropped out

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2019:  04:24:22

On the "Trail Of The Lonesome Cactus"

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2019:  05:29:32

Being the designated tuner at banjo festivals is a tough job

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/26/2019 05:30:23

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2019:  07:59:31

thinks the sun laughs at him

Omeboy - Posted - 02/26/2019:  14:03:46

Just ask Chuck. Wearing a cactus suit in the blazing Sun all day is bad enough, but what really sucks is standing in one spot alllllll the time. And then there's the snide little remarks from prairie dogs and jack rabbits:
"Hot enough for ya??" "Think it might rain today??" "Wanna borrow my sun-screen?" "Thank God for air-conditioning!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2019:  17:36:30

No one understands his strange affinity for Chuck

Omeboy - Posted - 02/26/2019:  17:43:57

Goes to the computer store once a week to get his beard "defragged."

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2019:  17:58:35

used to let his eyebrows grow ,then comb them back to audition for a role in "The Munsters"

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2019:  04:38:22

Something's very wrong,,,Cactus in Canada??

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2019:  08:27:08

Geography enthusiast

Omeboy - Posted - 02/27/2019:  14:40:14

Continually searches thru Craigslist to find a good deal on used underwear.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2019:  14:52:39

was once a madhatter at a chapeau factory

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2019:  17:02:41

Gets even, not mad

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/27/2019:  20:04:08

Once stoled second base hours after the game ended.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 02/27/2019 20:05:06