Omeboy - Posted - 04/18/2019:  09:37:20

Goes up to strangers and says: "Hey! Ya wanna help me build an ark???"

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2019:  10:39:41

Wears hats ,dark glasses, and colors his skin to elude old flames & angry gal pals

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/18/2019 10:40:04

Omeboy - Posted - 04/18/2019:  10:44:01

His girlfriend cannot only beat up your girlfriend, she can't beat up you and your brothers with one fury arm tied behind her back.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2019:  13:51:23

Was runner up in the 3rd Annual East Palatka Rhubarb Pie Eating Contest of 1970.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/18/2019:  13:57:08

Was recently targeted by a group of bi-partisan politicians. Not for his vote--------for his miserable ducky carcass.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2019:  17:50:56

Bi-partisan politicians don’t want to be seen with him when he’s like this

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2019:  22:04:02

Ran for dogcatcher last year, but lost miserably

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2019:  03:35:02

Still doesn't quite grasp why they eliminated the two line pass rule

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/19/2019:  03:44:14

Dreams of leading a team of pigeon lovers to explore Central Park.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2019:  03:54:02

Thinks pigeons aren't really birds at all

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2019:  08:06:24

Joined the philosophy club’s protest march

Omeboy - Posted - 04/19/2019:  09:09:53

Once bribed all the African leaders to send Tarzan an ugly eviction notice.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2019:  12:03:48

Still hoping to get his old job as a poster boy back

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2019:  14:21:38

Hope he never works at his old job again - in the customer complaint dept. at WalMart

Omeboy - Posted - 04/19/2019:  14:54:32

Has big plans to revolutionize hockey by replacing all the rink ice with banana peels.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2019:  15:22:45

Keeps looking for Sweet Sue in the phone book

Omeboy - Posted - 04/19/2019:  15:50:10

Once in a tough game against the Pennsylvania Puck-biters, he accidently "hockeyed" in his pants.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2019:  04:03:53

Photoshop is revoking his product license

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2019:  07:50:53

The philosophy club has revoked his membership due to his penchant for 3 hour long harangues

Omeboy - Posted - 04/20/2019:  08:32:08

Once gave Tantor The Elephant a complete rubdown with Tarzan's new toothbrush.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2019:  09:56:28

Once gave Stanley Mouse a headache

Omeboy - Posted - 04/20/2019:  10:40:36

Since his last tooth fell out yesterday, he now qualifies for free-dental with the commune.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2019:  10:48:12

Eats Kraft Dinners to save money for paint

Omeboy - Posted - 04/20/2019:  10:57:49

His parents were proud. He made the covers of Goalie Magazine and the Journal of Major Head Trauma all in the same month.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2019:  15:51:47

His parents would be proud if they knew who he was

Omeboy - Posted - 04/20/2019:  19:21:36

Making eye-to-eye contact for him usually involves a step-ladder.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2019:  19:23:31

Climbing the ladder of success at Pittsburgh Paints

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2019:  03:33:54

Doesn’t need a ladder to climb anything

Omeboy - Posted - 04/21/2019:  04:47:29

Yesterday while waiting for a bus, he finally "lived-streamed" and "downloaded" in his tunic.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/21/2019:  04:56:15

Has nightmares he's standing naked in a field of lions named Dandy.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/21/2019:  04:59:38

He briefly dated the Loch Ness Monster until he told her to "go jump in a lake."

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2019:  07:53:43

Banned from swimming in Lake Erie since the big fish kill

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/21/2019:  08:31:12

Though he looks short, he's really 10 feet tall.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/21/2019:  10:20:55

Has a bad Hollywood reputation for refusing to wear pants while on camera

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  02:52:10

People are so distracted by his face that they rarely notice he isn’t wearing pants

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/22/2019:  03:54:59

Hasn't worn pants since the "accident" of 1999.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  07:55:24

Eyes have been crossed since the "accident" of 1999.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  09:05:45

Was once featured on the TV show, "America's Least Wanted."

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2019:  10:06:27

Running out of paint soon

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  10:20:21

Just signed a lucrative deal to endorse a new breakfast cereal: "Sugar Frosted Puckees."

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  11:20:03

Getting a little too close for comfort

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2019:  11:45:46

Has a close relationship with Emmanuel Kant’s ghost

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  13:31:16

Thought Emmanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  13:37:21

Once in Chicago, he jumped off the old Sears Building to end it all. But the wind caught his tunic and he ended up in Ohio. The rural folks just assumed he was a visiting biblical figure.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  13:40:11

Faithful follower of mysterious biblical figure

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  14:14:39

He studied to be a minister--------but unfortunately for a weird religion nobody ever heard of before.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2019:  14:23:48

Worships at the altar of Pittsburgh Paints Inc.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  14:56:15

Got tossed out of a game after he and his girlfriend engaged in some "tonsil hockey" in the penalty box.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/22/2019:  16:19:02

Has one too many oars in his boat.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 04/22/2019 16:20:31