TheLastWord - Posted - 07/13/2018:  14:57:22

I left my better half in the sidecar.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  17:49:57

Hoping to see Last Word on the game broadcast

Omeboy - Posted - 07/13/2018:  17:51:30

Who knew that rigor mortis could be such a "babe magnet," let alone so aerodynamic??"

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/13/2018:  19:46:40

Dude, these glasses are far out...

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  21:05:09

ruined his eyesight with cheap dollar store novelty glasses

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2018:  04:15:38

We can leave as soon as we finish the Pabst Blue Ribbon

Omeboy - Posted - 07/14/2018:  07:41:49

One more speed-bump and I'm definitely gonna pee my pants.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2018:  11:11:55

Has anyone seen my Visine?

Omeboy - Posted - 07/14/2018:  11:52:05

Nothing clears the head like a nice head-on collision!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2018:  12:00:34

When I said we should put our heads together, this isn’t what I had in mind

Omeboy - Posted - 07/14/2018:  12:36:10

Look at that speedometer! I'm really "haul'en hemorrhoids" now!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2018:  16:27:02

Wow, you really did hold your breath until your face turned blue

Omeboy - Posted - 07/14/2018:  16:36:29

Note to self: Find out who put Super-Glue on my hand-grips.

DIV - Posted - 07/14/2018:  18:37:45

Groovy!...very colorful and puts me right in the mood if you know what I mean!

PS: I love OME,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2018:  04:32:31

Our bass player is a little wooden.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/15/2018:  07:04:21

"Sure I'm trying to set a new world record, but it's time for my afternoon nap."

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2018:  07:38:04

I'm from Monet`s Blue Period

Omeboy - Posted - 07/15/2018:  09:09:00

"That sign said "Dead Man's Curve Ahead." Wonder why they call it "Dead Man's Curve?"

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2018:  10:24:11

Darn right I've got the blues

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/15/2018:  11:18:12

In search of the last word.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/15/2018:  12:35:53

"I'm so damn disappointed. I thought sure that Tex Avery was a cowboy!!!"

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2018:  13:07:41

These xray glasses I got from that comic book ad are next to useless

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/16/2018:  03:52:13

Chuck, it's either an X or an O.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2018:  04:53:32

Didn’t lisp until folks started calling him “Daffy “

DIV - Posted - 07/16/2018:  09:21:28

Great mug shot of my favorite duck. I love his persistent rage and frustration!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2018:  12:50:07

skipped pages in Weissberg"s method book

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2018:  17:13:14

Parents never told him wearing hats indoors was poor manners

Omeboy - Posted - 07/16/2018:  19:38:42

"That's the last time I ride a motor cycle to a colonoscopy."

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/17/2018:  03:39:54

Mental note, don't look directly into the sun!!

Edited by - TheLastWord on 07/17/2018 03:40:14

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2018:  04:24:05

Pardon me for staring

Omeboy - Posted - 07/17/2018:  05:50:30

"Yeah, Mom. For what it's worth, I am wearing clean underwear."

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2018:  11:23:48

Likes primary colors

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2018:  11:38:06

thinks in black and white

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2018:  13:33:01

Lives in black and white

Omeboy - Posted - 07/17/2018:  14:47:56

"I just have to remember, speed doesn't kill-----it's that damn sudden stop that can ruin your weekend."

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/17/2018:  17:31:58

I see you've been eating Edna's bean dip again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2018:  20:06:09

wants to take a dip in Daisy's pond

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  03:37:08

Why do you write down everything I say?

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/18/2018 03:37:51

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/18/2018:  04:07:18

Wishes he ate Edna's bean dip right about now.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  04:17:48

Edna’s bean dip gives him agita

Omeboy - Posted - 07/18/2018:  06:34:02

"Good Lord. I'm a mature, 45 year old man with two kids, a wife, a mortgage and no job prospects. So why am I hanging off a motorcycle doing 120 miles an hour? Because I'm a mature, 45 year old man with two kids, a wife, a mortgage and no job prospects."

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  06:49:25

Used to ride land speed record motorcycles until the collision with a paint truck

Omeboy - Posted - 07/18/2018:  06:58:47

Realizing he was hopelessly in debt and irreversibly addicted to Edna's Bean Dip, Ralph jumped on his chopper and headed for the nearest brick wall.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2018:  09:11:42

never has a blue day

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  12:41:07

I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you

Omeboy - Posted - 07/18/2018:  12:44:49

"Man! Every freak'en time I hit a new world's speed record----my damn underwear heads north!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  12:47:24

Please tell me I didn’t go monochromatic again

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2018:  13:32:44

sniffing gas sure leads to crazy behavio(u)r

Omeboy - Posted - 07/18/2018:  13:48:09

"Here's a job I could take, Honey! "Wanted: Male model for Aunt Edna's Bean Dip. Must be fat, bald, middle-aged and look hungry. Low pay, no medical, but plenty of free bean dip. Send resume today."