banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2017:  11:21:33

Bill's dog just came by and rained on me

drew-gurbach - Posted - 03/31/2017:  11:35:03

My hat was once a victim of Bill's dog! 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2017:  11:50:03

Gets urinalysis tests done weekly

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  16:49:09

Eats grass all day long and never has to submit to urinalysis. 

stanleytone - Posted - 03/31/2017:  17:34:08

Man, I just gotta get rid of these love handles!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2017:  17:42:36

Has rebel gray cases for the instruments

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  18:18:46

Significant source of methane

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/01/2017:  04:06:18

Significant source of sour notes

J e f f - Posted - 04/01/2017:  07:21:57

Rolls his own toilet paper

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2017:  07:36:08

Likes ripping toilet paper to shreds.  

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2017:  07:38:33

Likes being known as the five string shredder

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2017:  07:41:30

Is completely convinced he could surf 🏄 if he could only get to an ocean 🌊 

J e f f - Posted - 04/01/2017:  15:35:24

Wanted to hang out with the drum gang but they told him to beat it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2017:  23:40:01

Dreaming of drumsticks

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/02/2017:  15:22:44

I think I'm in bison heaven.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2017:  17:08:58

Dreaming of bison frolicking on the plain.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/03/2017:  03:48:49

Needs to go to the head,,,,AWW! Too Late

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/03/2017:  04:29:59

Invented the Chat and Cut.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2017:  05:53:11

Denies that he knows Mel Blanc

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/03/2017:  06:43:23

Wants to play "big band" music

Forrest - Posted - 04/03/2017:  07:10:05

Hopes no one plays him in the rain on account of his skin head

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2017:  07:12:00

Having a blast since his trans-species operation

Forrest - Posted - 04/03/2017:  09:14:05

Wishing he'd been selected for the aforementioned transplant

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/03/2017:  10:03:09

The beast that ate the kids

Forrest - Posted - 04/03/2017:  11:24:57

Smiling because only he knows where the bodies are buried

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2017:  03:39:26

Can't find the tv remote. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/04/2017:  04:16:04

tired of standing on his head

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2017:  09:33:37

Taught his kid nothing about music

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/04/2017:  10:52:23

Looking for a mate

mutantmoose - Posted - 04/04/2017:  10:52:48

Kids, this is where buffalo chips come from. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2017:  12:05:00

Lost the other part of his banjo at the campfire party

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2017:  16:07:43

Lost his marbles. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/04/2017:  16:55:12

Has money and chalk,,,no marbles

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2017:  02:55:37

Just cashed another royalty check for use of his image. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/05/2017:  03:11:04

I think Bill is trying to show me off

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2017:  03:14:14

Just learned that his hat is too small and is cutting of the blood to his brain. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/05/2017:  05:57:00

Doesn't have any blood or brain

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2017:  08:37:11

Likes the Tin Man

Forrest - Posted - 04/05/2017:  08:43:32

Refuses to be ridden by anyone

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/05/2017:  09:02:42

Has anyone seen my make-up kit?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2017:  09:03:41

Does anyone know where I parked my car last night?

Forrest - Posted - 04/05/2017:  09:05:33

Tramples cars at will

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2017:  10:48:25

My mother told me if I made a face like this it would stick but I didn't believe her.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2017:  14:36:16

Bill wants to make a clock out of my head

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2017:  15:02:05

We don't need clocks on the prairie.

Forrest - Posted - 04/05/2017:  16:43:09

Feeling a little loose because someone snuck in and strung him with nylon strings.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2017:  17:10:56

Got dressed up for that trans-gender fan wearing nylons

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2017:  03:08:54

Likes to pretend he's a musk ox. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/06/2017:  08:30:25

It takes 6 guitars to keep up with me