chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2016:  05:46:13

Often foams at the mouth

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2016:  12:15:23

Talking to his agent about sponsorship deals.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2016:  17:19:39

I'm living the life of Riley,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2016:  17:24:15

I'm living the life of Scotty. 

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/11/2016:  18:31:24

I'm living a double life.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2016:  18:34:46

There's a cat in me that wants to come out

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/11/2016:  18:55:39

There's some figs in me that want to come out . . . now.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2016:  02:57:00

There's this urge I have to bite a certain chimp.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2016:  07:25:37

Has just realized that you can't tune a banjo in hell. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2016:  08:18:19

Has problems keeping a diaper on

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2016:  03:18:57

His cup runneth over.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/13/2016:  15:11:30

Enjoys relaxing vacations in the Canadian wilderness.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2016:  16:12:47

Enjoys hobnobbing with Labs from the Labrador coast

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/13/2016:  16:49:55

Alright, who threw Ma's spittoon in the pool again?

Edited by - TheLastWord on 06/13/2016 16:50:07

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2016:  03:42:02

Why won't they let me in their pool?

J e f f - Posted - 06/14/2016:  03:53:22

Had a cameo appearance in every Twilight Zone episode.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2016:  05:22:55

The inspiration for "Let sleeping dogs lie".

spiv - Posted - 06/14/2016:  06:11:02

Was the inspiration for the not very successful "The Wolf of Wall Street's Little Brother"

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2016:  07:46:30

Likes dramatic lighting.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2016:  10:15:58

Lights up every time he sees a Boris Karloff flick

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2016:  11:30:15

Gary Bettman is not going to be happy when he sees this.

spiv - Posted - 06/15/2016:  06:18:41

Lon Chaney, Jr is not going to be happy when he sees this.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2016:  09:57:50

Living in a dark frame of mind.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2016:  21:34:42

Says the cops framed him concerning the "neck-biting" incident

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2016:  03:33:59

We've taken the Stanley Cup betting pool too far this time. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/17/2016:  18:04:20

Still believes in unicorns.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2016:  18:14:26

Likes taunting scarecrows in cornfields

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2016:  03:16:18

Going to bat for non-human primates. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2016:  07:37:10

Going batty over the daschund next door

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2016:  19:14:13

Feels the wind in his hair and hears the roar of the crowd in his ears. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2016:  15:32:25

Gets winded when he goes for a run with Bill and Toby

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2016:  04:45:18

Hopefully he is hitting better than the Red Sox are right now.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/22/2016:  11:28:59

Rock-a-Bye . . . Beastie

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2016:  11:41:50

OK, staring contest - Go!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2016:  14:09:09

Likes howling contests better

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2016:  18:42:46

Tells the girls he's a swinger. 

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/22/2016:  18:43:45

Distracts girls with flowers.

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 06/22/2016 18:52:48

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2016:  18:53:48

Hypnotizes the girls with his eyes. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2016:  11:46:53

Howls with the girls every Saturday night

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/23/2016:  18:58:06

Say cheese!! (as if he needs any encouragement)

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 06/23/2016 19:01:09

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2016:  02:31:45

I am smiling!

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/24/2016:  03:53:16

Say villager!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2016:  07:34:00

Some mangy mutt stole my Ken-L-Ration...grr

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2016:  11:25:36

Switch hitter - sometimes bats chimp, sometimes human.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/25/2016:  08:28:58

President of the super double secret Roxy fan club.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2016:  12:44:02

Not daffy at all. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2016:  16:53:01

Can't wolf whistle at cute girls

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2016:  18:33:50

Can't whistle at all 

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/26/2016:  15:58:32

President of the Train Whistle Collectors Club of North America.

 

Edited by - TheLastWord on 06/26/2016 15:58:47