OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2019:  14:43:20

Ejected from the herd

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2019:  04:15:26

These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2019:  04:43:48

This banjo is made for tuning

Omeboy - Posted - 11/19/2019:  16:01:19

Trying to form a Washington "think tank" composed entirely of lawn gnomes.

Edited by - Omeboy on 11/19/2019 16:03:49

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2019:  18:34:56

Looks like that big hit of acid is finally kicking in

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2019:  20:10:38

Gave up acid after reading Hunter Thompson

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2019:  03:37:22

Tripping through life without hallucinogens

Omeboy - Posted - 11/20/2019:  08:25:43

His approach to women usually involves a step-ladder.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2019:  10:51:42

Doesn’t understand what women can’t see in him

Omeboy - Posted - 11/21/2019:  09:55:10

Practically every woman he knows really looks down on him. They have to------he's four feet shorter than most of them.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2019:  11:42:07

Look into my eyes, deep into my eyes.......

Omeboy - Posted - 11/24/2019:  06:54:23

He's been bummed out ever since the Seven Dwarfs told him they didn't need an eighth dwarf named "Creepy."

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2019:  07:39:58

Couldn’t find a hat like Huckleberry Hound’s

Omeboy - Posted - 11/24/2019:  15:54:39

He's working with researchers to develop  toe jam-resistant banjo strings.

Edited by - Omeboy on 11/24/2019 15:56:37

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2019:  18:39:45

Planning to bite his owner as soon as the photos are done

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2019:  19:08:51

Planning on visiting Timothy Leary’s grave

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/24/2019 19:09:35

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2019:  02:46:38

Resting up for his goofing off time

Omeboy - Posted - 11/25/2019:  16:36:56

Allegedly the guy who invented "Ugg Boots" was stuck for a name. Then one day he was sitting in his office when he suddenly looked up and saw this weird little bald guy with a long beard in a grungy tunic staring at him thru the window. Suddenly he had his brand name:"Ugggggg!!!"

Edited by - Omeboy on 11/25/2019 16:37:50

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2019:  16:45:14

Dressed up for the foxy Fox Terrier next door

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2019:  17:21:46

All dressed up and no place to go

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2019:  04:33:28

Has places to go but insists on wearing the tonic

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2019:  04:58:27

Hoping someone requests the only song he knows how to play

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2019:  08:36:58

Doesn’t have a favorite song

Omeboy - Posted - 11/26/2019:  15:24:40

When his toes get sore, he plays by ear.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2019:  18:30:58

Fedora Fox Hound

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2019:  18:46:55

Suffers from plantar fasciitis

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2019:  04:12:22

Heard that playing banjo with your feet will cure plantar faciitis

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2019:  07:39:17

hasn't had his shoes off for two decades

Omeboy - Posted - 11/27/2019:  08:58:02

His big one man show, "I'll Tune This Damn Thing If It's The Last Thing I Ever Do"... is not exactly a sell out.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2019:  09:50:34

Auditioning for the canine version of “The Great Gatsby”

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2019:  11:20:27

Happy just being him

Omeboy - Posted - 11/27/2019:  17:57:36

Was recently seen in a median section holding a cardboard sign that read: "Will translate ancient Greek for food."

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2019:  18:55:34

Is often seen busking with his “master” , wearing a sign that reads “will howl for Gravy Train”

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2019:  04:04:55

No turkey dinner planned

Omeboy - Posted - 11/28/2019:  08:06:45

Without the tunic, he resembles a thawed out turkey from the neck down.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2019:  10:06:24

Figures turkey is beneath him

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2019:  12:14:09

Nothing but the earth beneath him

Omeboy - Posted - 11/28/2019:  12:48:17

He doesn't know it, but the commune bought a big pair of scissors and they're planning on doing a "beard intervention" as soon as he dozes off.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2019:  15:40:21

Took “going to the dogs” a little bit too far

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2019:  15:50:51

Took “dropping in & dropping out” a bit too far

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2019:  15:52:14

Took “dropping in & dropping out” a bit too far

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2019:  15:42:06

Keeps hearing things since he contracted tinnitus

Omeboy - Posted - 11/30/2019:  20:11:45

He ate his last banjo instructor.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2019:  04:43:58

Now we know what happened to the bag of LSD

Omeboy - Posted - 12/01/2019:  20:09:00

Seen yesterday in a median section holding a cardboard sign that read: "Will discuss the works of Shakespeare for food."

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2019:  20:57:02

Just had his master read him “The Hound of the Baskervilles”

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2019:  05:45:20

Hoping to get a gig on Hee Haw

Omeboy - Posted - 12/02/2019:  14:41:41

Was seen this afternoon in a median section holding a cardboard sign that read: "Will discuss the history of Romanian and Ricotta cheese for food."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2019:  17:22:57

No, I’m not a good boy