OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2020:  03:24:48

Never going to perform Wagner again

Omeboy - Posted - 05/14/2020:  18:30:19

So far "The Giant Squirrel Decoy Company" has only sold one unit----to these two guys, who clearly haven't bothered to read the instruction manual.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2020:  04:12:04

That looks so yummy, I'm drooling

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2020:  09:17:13

Hey Buford, we can fire up the BBQ tonight, waddya say!?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2020:  12:44:54

Let's go out for a beer after the fight

Omeboy - Posted - 05/15/2020:  16:55:40

Congratulations, guys!  You just extincted the very last of the species.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2020:  04:33:39

I don't want to know where you've had that tongue

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2020:  16:57:26

I don’t want to know who gave you firearm training

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/17/2020:  05:20:16

The Knitting Club of Orvilleville recreating the battle of New Orleans.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2020:  15:33:55

Just clowning around in Fla.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/18/2020:  14:32:04

Hunting by the old abandon nuclear power plant.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/18/2020:  21:15:01

When he asked a speech therapist what exercise might get rid of his thick juicy lisp, the doc suggested he try swinging from a noose.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2020:  22:06:18

Likes to drool off his right side , in the same direction he chases his tail

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2020:  05:38:32

Still arguing whether the song is in 3/4 or 6/8

Omeboy - Posted - 05/20/2020:  15:26:40

Why is it when extra-terrestrials try to encounter human beings, they always contact guys like this?????

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2020:  16:33:47

Excited about going to the vets to get tutored.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/20/2020:  17:58:51

Danged if that squirrel-urine scented after-shave finally didn't pay off for the boys!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2020:  21:28:13

Can’t remember the last time he retrieved a duck

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2020:  02:46:30

Can’t remember what they’re fighting about

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2020:  03:58:32

Ya think this is big, look at that moose!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2020:  09:02:00

Gets annoyed when moose wade into the duck pond

Omeboy - Posted - 05/21/2020:  09:35:50

This all started when someone yelled: "Holy crap !!! Look at the size of that squirrel !!!!!!!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2020:  17:17:03

Nose hurts from chasing parked cars

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2020:  20:29:59

Were shooting at suspicious parked cars as a neighborhood watch dog courtesy and by luck ended up with supper

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/21/2020 20:30:23

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2020:  04:43:40

Another evening of Mahler

Omeboy - Posted - 05/23/2020:  22:31:35

They're giggle'n now, but by this time tomorrow night, they'll both be just so much alligator poop.

deadwud - Posted - 05/24/2020:  01:16:51

Was I a good boy? I think I was a good boy.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2020:  04:26:43

Just realized the outhouse is missing again.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2020:  07:13:21

Knows where the outhouse is but isn't telling

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2020:  08:57:36

Blew up their outhouse yesterday due to wasp infestation

Omeboy - Posted - 05/24/2020:  17:56:24

They say that Jerry Springer got an idea for a TV show after staring at this painting for a minute or two.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2020:  04:28:42

Thinks his master looks tasty

deadwud - Posted - 05/25/2020:  07:23:51

Probably eats possum

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2020:  07:36:54

Don't try to sneak up behind me like that!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2020:  07:46:29

Field & Stream turned down their photo entry, but there are a few nibbles from the National Enquirer.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/25/2020:  11:03:05

This all started when somebody showed up in a three-piece suit made entirely out of stimulus checks.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2020:  12:47:11

No, I'm not the best dog ever

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2020:  15:46:14

No, we’re not selling this to Lee Wong’s Restaurant

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2020:  16:33:17

The hockey player orchestra early in the second movement

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/26/2020:  18:54:15

Don't look now, but the ladies across the street are waving.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/27/2020:  15:49:59

Tried to sue the Nike Corporation for "mental cruelty" after they rejected his "sports foot-wear for webbed feet" designs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2020:  16:20:11

Never met a Gaines Burger he didn’t like

Omeboy - Posted - 05/27/2020:  16:40:05

This all started when an argument broke out over who would look hotter in a pair of patty-hose: Carol Wayne or John Wayne?

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/27/2020 16:41:43

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2020:  17:03:37

Planning his escape

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2020:  20:11:55

Planning their next “big game” hunt

Omeboy - Posted - 05/28/2020:  20:28:27

It was no accident that Marshall Dillon was out of town during the combined Cross-dressers / Buffalo Hunters Convention.

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/28/2020 20:29:42

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/29/2020:  19:38:20

Falls for the old lick the frozen pole trick time and time again.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/29/2020:  19:53:52

In earlier days, he used to think he was really hot poop. Well at least he had the "poop" part right.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2020:  04:57:22

Doesn’t want you to look behind him