banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2016:  04:17:18

OK,,I confess,, I'm just the team mascot

Bk2olKY - Posted - 05/22/2016:  10:26:13

Quality hat, quality vest, quality music.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2016:  10:58:34

Going to get braces to straighten that protruding tooth

J e f f - Posted - 05/22/2016:  13:21:21

Listens to Barry White music for motivation before a big game.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2016:  13:49:05

Sad because he's been listening to Barry McGuire's "Eve of Destruction"

spiv - Posted - 05/22/2016:  13:55:57

After a Weekend In New England, began listening to his favorite "Barry". Sometime near Daybreak, I believe.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2016:  16:19:42

We have no daybreak here,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2016:  03:01:53

Another day tuning up. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2016:  03:23:31

Today I go shopping at the butcher shop,,,,,,,,in the dumpster

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2016:  03:42:02

Has never resorted to dumpster diving. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2016:  08:11:41

Keeps asking mommy if they can go to the All-Werewolf Resort

spiv - Posted - 05/23/2016:  08:53:32

Keeps mistaking Dian Fossey as mommy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2016:  09:26:33

Told the electric company he will pay after they turn it back on,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2016:  09:56:18

Runs a tab with D'Addarrio that he doesn't figure he'll ever pay

J e f f - Posted - 05/23/2016:  16:24:38

Puts his pants on one leg at a time. Other than that, he's a pretty strange dude.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/23/2016:  16:38:55

Can't remember where he buried his favorite bone.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2016:  17:32:39

Can't remember when he's supposed to say the last word

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  03:37:46

Can't remember why he's chasing the puck. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2016:  04:22:11

Doesn't need to remember anything,,,Mama tells him

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2016:  05:24:27

Never can remember what side of the post he wound his B string

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2016:  06:18:56

I used to wear a "G" string but the guys in the locker room laughed at me.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  06:49:46

No one is laughing now.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2016:  07:16:22

hahaha....glad I haven't lost my sence of youmer

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2016:  08:30:06

Nobody believes me when I tell them I can also drive a truck..

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2016:  09:41:32

Nobody believes he's a former Buckeye hillbilly

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  10:51:52

Has to keep reminding people that Clyde in the Clint Eastwood movies was an orangutan, not a chimpanzee.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2016:  06:01:03

Has to keep reminding Schlep, the neighbor dog, that he's too young to make whoopee

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2016:  02:56:30

Sharks in Stanley Cup finals. Waiting to find out who they'll play. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2016:  08:24:54

Figures sharks eat penguins for breakfast, but scared of lightning strikes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2016:  12:17:43

Spends hours thinking of tricky ways to use team names in posts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2016:  12:36:49

Spends hours at the graveyard waiting for fellow howlers

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2016:  13:08:00

Now all I have to do is fake out the goalie,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2016:  14:42:48

Now all I have to do is follow the fake book.

J e f f - Posted - 05/26/2016:  15:05:17

Has a pair of genuine imitation false teeth.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2016:  15:09:20

Has two pairs of false teeth - one for kibbles and the other for cheeseburgers

Bk2olKY - Posted - 05/26/2016:  17:26:35

Has two rotted teeth left from eating bananas.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  02:58:37

Under bite, what under bite?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2016:  04:01:21

HAHA I have bull dog butt bites from Farmer Browns dog..

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  05:04:29

Still trying to forget the horrible sight of Last Word tied to the railroad tracks.

spiv - Posted - 05/27/2016:  06:35:29

Still trying to break into Grandma's house

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  06:55:40

Pardon the poor lighting, I'm hiding in Grandma's closet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2016:  08:54:22

Says lightning helps him howl better

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2016:  09:53:20

still waiting for a team mate to pass the puck to him

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/27/2016:  10:32:15

Still waiting for the rest of the band...starting to run out of jokes.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  10:40:37

Hiding in Grandma's closet with Spiv

spiv - Posted - 05/27/2016:  11:10:59

Ready to come out of the closet (about being part human)

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2016:  12:32:53

Can't remember where to pay the ee-like-a-tris-eye-tee bill.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 05/27/2016:  14:34:40

These gloves are too small for my oversized knuckles.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  14:42:39

Go fetch your own damn stick.