OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2018:  16:19:49

Not impressed by much any more

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/10/2018:  03:50:43

Denied by Wheaties for the 10th time.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2018:  03:41:06

His mother warned him that his face would stay that way

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/12/2018:  04:14:58

Inspired by Jelly Roll Morton.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2018:  05:24:10

Inspired by Yosemite Sam

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2018:  06:32:56

I’ll put another pot of coffee on

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/12/2018:  14:41:18

Likes to flirt with the cute sales girl behind the drums.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2018:  16:43:48

Likes to flirt with the loons at the local park pond

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2018:  18:07:55

I'm REALLY up for this date

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/12/2018:  18:52:46

Just slapped by the cute sales girl behind the drums.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2018:  04:51:40

Was horrified to learn that the pillow he’s been sleeping on is filled with duck down.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2018:  07:17:44

Hasn’t seen a pillow since he left Salt Lake City

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2018:  13:06:26

Ate his pillow after his twelfth cup of coffee

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/13/2018:  16:56:49

Wishes he had remember his new pillow top seat.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2018:  07:03:41

Living large on his Warner Brothers royalties.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2018:  07:31:20

Trying to make the 6 o’clock news

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2018:  15:34:37

In the afternoon I switch to Red Bull

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/14/2018:  18:21:48

In the afternoon, I switch to my clown costume and a really small mini bike.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2018:  03:46:11

Doesn’t go in for costumes

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/15/2018:  04:00:29

Suddenly, the salt flats were filled with the angry sounds of an engine raving and everyone new...Bill was back.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2018:  04:13:24

Suddenly, the swamp was filled with the soft sussuration of wing feathers and everyone knew...Richard was back.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2018:  07:11:39

His back is full of sunburn blisters

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2018:  08:19:28

His veins are filled with caffeine

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/15/2018:  17:55:16

Doesn't follow directions well.

stanleytone - Posted - 06/15/2018:  18:03:19

Both of you stand still when I'm talking to you!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2018:  21:33:47

Thinks Ralph was left-handed

Vanjo - Posted - 06/15/2018:  22:29:34

3 out of a possible 4.25

Edited by - Vanjo on 06/15/2018 22:30:06

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2018:  03:02:53

President of the Underdog Fan Club of Canada.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2018:  04:24:19

Big duck in a small pond

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2018:  07:02:14

Likes going under VERY low bridges

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2018:  11:42:48

Closet decaf drinker.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2018:  14:11:05

Doesn't need caffeine

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/17/2018:  08:13:44

Once once selected last for a dodge ball team.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2018:  17:26:11

Waiting for his Uber application to be approved

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/18/2018:  19:37:55

Was denied by Uber 7 times.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2018:  21:30:43

Denies he’s been walking past Daisy’s place 15 times a day

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2018:  03:19:12

Know this because he’s been peeking out from behind Daisy’s curtains

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/19/2018:  04:17:30

Knows this because he's been hiding in Daisy's closet.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2018:  05:05:09

Not really happy about all the action at Daisy’s place

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2018:  09:06:36

Hasn’t seen a daisy since he’s been in the desert for 6 months riding in circles

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/19/2018 09:07:08

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2018:  12:02:12

Juan Valdez is his cousin

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/19/2018:  14:50:12

Gives rides to buzzards for free.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2018:  18:24:01

He claims his ex-wife is a buzzard

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/19/2018 18:24:47

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2018:  19:29:50

His insurance agent told him all bets are off

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2018:  03:14:58

Has been awake for three weeks

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/20/2018:  04:04:03

Has no clue he's going in the wrong direction.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2018:  10:59:05

Just gave wrong directions to the dashing man on the motorcycle

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/21/2018:  04:08:05

Doesn't hear the loud shouting from Jim Cantore that he's heading towards a terrible storm.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2018:  04:46:56

Can’t wear sunglasses due to ingrown ears