banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2015:  05:31:10

Only pretending to still be a youngun'.
Shucks,,I've got a family out on the hillside.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2015:  06:40:59

Why don't they ask for something other than Earl's Breakdown?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2015:  10:38:01

I really wanted to be the goalie

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2015:  17:49:19

I really wanted to play the oboe.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2015:  17:55:58

I really wanted to work with Boris Karloff or Vincent Price

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/05/2015 17:59:09

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2015:  17:59:51

Would love to see an orangutan skate this well.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/06/2015:  16:37:41

Went into a photo both with Drew... NOW look at me!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2015:  04:51:45

My sweetheart taught me how to take
snapshots in candle light. Ouuuu!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2015:  07:17:08

My sweetheart threatened to leave me if I kept tuning all day long

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/07/2015:  12:57:34

My sweetheart went ape over me!

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2015:  14:13:14

President of the Slim Whitman Fan Club.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2015:  17:55:25

Doesn't think that haircut looks like a ducks a$$ at all. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2015:  18:25:07

I "wolf" my food down.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2015:  19:31:00

I haven't eaten in days - I'm a professional banjo player

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2015:  03:34:44

Our coach is always telling us what to do........??

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/08/2015:  04:14:59

Buffering....buffering....

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2015:  08:39:54

Corrective lenses are on the way

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2015:  09:02:04

I think I'm too small for this,,,the puck is bigger than me.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2015:  09:30:44

Pretty confident when it comes to comparing sizes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2015:  10:21:59

Yes,that's one law of the jungle,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2015:  12:06:53

Known in banjo picking circles as "The King of the Beasts".

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2015:  16:38:23

Not known well in banjo pickin' circles.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2015:  18:44:44

Used to play circles around the fiddler, but always outta tune

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2015:  03:40:00

Can skate circles around the banjo player but doesn't really see that as much of an accomplishment. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2015:  04:30:23

Can run rings around the skater,,,but it makes me dizzy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2015:  15:13:45

These cheap white metal Korean tuners!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2015:  18:58:19

You wanna talk about cheap metal? These skate blades are aluminum!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2015:  07:13:45

Feeling those good vibrations. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2015:  13:39:47

Feel like singing "The Monster Mash"

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2015:  03:45:47

Feeling like it's time to get these skates off. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2015:  09:32:13

After four years,I think I'll wean myself.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2015:  09:58:48

After forty years, maybe I should change my B string

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2015:  14:34:09

Do these pads make my butt look fat?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2015:  04:52:12

Do these pointed ears make my scull look peaked?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2015:  08:09:08

Is this hat made of straw or hemp?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/13/2015:  02:48:45

Global Hide-and-Seek Champion of 1978.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2015:  03:59:32

Thinks the ugly duckling turned swan was a snob. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2015:  05:00:07

Thinks Rin Tin Tin was elitist

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2015:  08:09:28

Thinks Wayne Gretsky could have been ok if he tried harder. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2015:  10:31:02

Doesn't think any more

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2015:  14:54:18

I guess I shouldn't have played this baby in the rain busking at the bus stop last night

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2015:  16:01:30

Now where did that puck get off to?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2015:  02:35:40

Has a spare set of finger picks.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2015:  06:32:10

I should be in tune by tomorrow

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2015:  03:12:07

Didn't realize what he was signing up for. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/15/2015:  04:18:22

Likes to watch Lawrence Welk reruns all night.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2015:  08:09:47

Likes to watch Daisy Duck

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/15/2015:  13:37:11

Has scored more goals for the opposing team than his own team.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2015:  15:21:58

never flies south for the winter