chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2019:  08:03:18

Got fired as a mall Santa

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2019:  13:23:05

Never met a Santa

Omeboy - Posted - 07/20/2019:  23:06:52

After laboring for years on his one and only science-fiction script, every movie studio in Hollywood rejected it. It might have been because of the title: "The Day The Earth Had The Dry Heaves."

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2019:  06:55:14

You can’t tell when he’s blue

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2019:  09:03:46

Went to Montreal to avoid the draft in ‘67, now looking to re-cross the 49th parallel

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/21/2019 09:04:05

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/22/2019:  03:42:25

Has a bad case of exploding diarrhea.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2019:  15:21:43

Frequently explodes in anger

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2019:  16:17:33

Frequently visits an alternate universe

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/23/2019:  03:16:50

has his own monkey show

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2019:  04:25:08

Tuning is the monkey on his back

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2019:  08:10:05

Wants to go back to the sanatorium

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2019:  08:25:24

Just read the dosage recommendations on his Valium prescription

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/24/2019:  03:46:41

Spends hours every night standing in a tub of jelly, wearing a hat made of aluminum foil.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2019:  04:21:30

Often has manic nights of binge-quacking

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/24/2019:  04:34:47

Waiting for Scruggs to correct him

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2019:  03:30:35

Waiting for Scruggs to tune for him

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2019:  04:23:52

Out of step with the rest of the world

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2019:  14:25:48

Doesn't march to any drummer at all

Omeboy - Posted - 07/25/2019:  15:46:30

Yesterday at a press conference that nobody attended, he officially exonerated all of his fleas and bed-bugs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2019:  15:52:40

Was pressed into service last night as a stand-in for the malfunctioning lighthouse at Sandusky, Ohio

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2019:  15:54:38

Has never been to Sandusky Ohio

Omeboy - Posted - 07/26/2019:  09:06:21

After he and the rest of the commune went skinny-dipping in a nearby pond, the Environmental Protection Agency immediately categorized the pond as a toxic bio-hazard.

DC5 - Posted - 07/26/2019:  10:15:41

Unfortunate victim of the kaleidoscope factory explosion.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2019:  10:17:04

Went to the festival outhouse and never returned

DC5 - Posted - 07/26/2019:  14:27:40

Misplaced his snowshoes, going for a cheaper alternative.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2019:  17:52:34

Holding my owner’s spot

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2019:  18:01:53

Holding onto the idea that capitalism is dying

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2019:  04:12:38

This is why we can’t have nice things

DC5 - Posted - 07/27/2019:  05:57:26

Tripped on his own beard wearing Bozo's shoes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2019:  09:03:53

Passed out and fell off the chair

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2019:  03:43:26

Lying in a bed of poison ivy

Omeboy - Posted - 07/29/2019:  17:30:04

Is currently finishing a cook-book with recipes based entirely around used chewing-gum.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2019:  17:37:05

Constantly goes out into the woods to look for spruce gum , and in the process scares of all deer and bears

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2019:  03:20:20

Friend to all deer and bears

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2019:  04:20:10

has traveled with deer and bears

DC5 - Posted - 07/30/2019:  06:03:52

Keeps turning 4th string tuner while trying to tune 3rd string.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2019:  06:38:25

Waiting to hear Scotty's 4th string pop

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2019:  07:27:56

Contemplating string theory

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2019:  11:22:57

His idea of string theory is between his feet.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/31/2019:  11:48:15

Was recently appointed the president and chairman of the World Tunic Council. (BTW, the World Tunic Council has only one member and one officer------guess who.)

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2019:  14:31:07

No longer accepts executive appointments

DC5 - Posted - 07/31/2019:  14:32:42

Had the wrong kind of mushrooms in his soup.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2019:  14:38:02

Chairman of the banjo camp

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2019:  15:17:27

Chairman of the “Dropouts’R’Us” activist assembly

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2019:  03:27:38

Chairman of the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2019:  10:29:51

They just came out with a "Who's Who" list at the commune. His name was on the "Who The Hell Are You" list.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2019:  11:34:01

So many children to terrify, so little time

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2019:  11:44:10

Heading for the fallout shelter bunker before the alien spaceship hits town

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2019:  15:47:18

Too laid back to worry about aliens

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/01/2019 15:48:04