OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  20:47:09

Has been sitting around not posting anything for while 

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/18/2018 20:47:26

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/19/2018:  04:07:00

Forgot to bring the TP again...

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2018:  05:11:42

Used the last of the TP to Line his nest

Omeboy - Posted - 07/19/2018:  05:14:38

Unable to save up enough money for "brain by-pass surgery," Ralph jumped on his chopper and decided to take things into his own hands.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2018:  05:42:14

This is what Ralph will look like after the DIY surgery

Omeboy - Posted - 07/19/2018:  06:11:35

Ralph would soon realize that combing his "planking exercises" with motorcycle racing was just a bad idea.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/19/2018:  07:38:33

(make that "combining" his planking exercises.....)

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2018:  07:53:05

hasn't been nailed to a board in ages

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2018:  12:55:23

Can’t wait for the tote board to light up at Aqueduct

Omeboy - Posted - 07/19/2018:  13:33:42

"Boy! My wife's idea for me to jump the Grand Canyon was a stroke of genius! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!"

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/19/2018:  15:04:41

Spends hours staring into a paper bag.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/19/2018:  16:09:27

trying to look at things straight on

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/19/2018:  17:16:30

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits with my guitar.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2018:  18:51:19

Has been practicing his Elmer Fudd imitation

Omeboy - Posted - 07/19/2018:  19:14:31

And in late breaking news: An unconscious man was super glued to his motorcycle by his friends as a joke, taken out on the inter-state and aimed in the direction of Los Angeles. The man could not be reached for comment, mainly because he's moving at over 150 miles an hour---and tends to scream a lot. Authorities are now hoping he'll run out of gas between here and Missouri.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/19/2018 19:15:21

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2018:  20:30:49

has had a split personality since the lab experiment went sideways

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2018:  04:13:39

We can’t get married - you’re my sister

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2018:  07:22:54

"Gone With The Wind"

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2018:  08:23:08

Glues his hat on to ward off the North Dakota winds

Omeboy - Posted - 07/20/2018:  09:01:11

"Gee. Honey! You know, I'm really happier now that I'm using Fixodent. By the way, how's that new "Fixobrain" pill work'en out for you?"

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2018:  16:20:53

Did drinking red eye do this to me ?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2018:  19:15:52

My butt is getting sore

Omeboy - Posted - 07/20/2018:  19:54:09

Ralph was a quiet sort of guy. His hobbies included stamp collecting, carving figurines, playing the organ at church.......and periodically diving headfirst thru thick slabs of drywall. Did I mention he recently bought a motorcycle?

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/20/2018 19:54:51

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2018:  22:27:44

I often visit Alice in Wonderland

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/21/2018:  04:59:56

Writing out detailed plans for the Lady's Bridge Club of Red Deer to attack Edmonton.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  05:06:29

Thought the ugly duckling was cute

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2018:  08:51:04

Thinks the valves are ticking

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2018:  12:00:21

had to use his last guitar for firewood

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2018:  16:33:30

Knows he isn't to smart

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:02:06

Knows he's smarter than most

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:19:30

Know's he'll never get the last word.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:27:36

Lives in a state of confusion

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:35:03

doesn't know what state he lives in

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/22/2018:  04:47:36

Knows the LW lives in G'ville.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  05:28:16

Makes amusing comments

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2018:  05:43:18

makes amusing photos?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  06:42:57

never amused with sour fiddlers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  08:52:31

This PBR is giving me a sour stomach

Omeboy - Posted - 07/22/2018:  10:51:32

Since he couldn't seem to have a "near life" experience, he decided instead to have a crack at a "near death" experience.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  14:01:19

Has plans to thwart the grim reaper

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  16:38:46

Just another night out on the town

Omeboy - Posted - 07/22/2018:  16:44:00

"Maybe if I set a new world speed record today, people will stop calling me "Mr. Stiffy."

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2018:  17:28:48

Now he knows the true meaning of red eye

Omeboy - Posted - 07/22/2018:  17:37:16

Even though his audition tape was rejected, Slim managed to land an appearance on the new medical show, "America's Got Hemorrhoids."

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  18:10:31

The Vulcan mind meld appears to have gone horribly wrong

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  19:49:53

Scrotal chafing drives him batty

Omeboy - Posted - 07/22/2018:  20:20:58

Him: "Gee, Honey. Says here a woman lost 200 pounds of ugly fat in just two days."



Her: "Yeah. She got a divorce."

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2018:  04:00:00

Can someone please flip me over?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/23/2018:  04:23:49

Can't do that..Get a new avatar