drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/25/2014:  06:11:19

Hi!  I'm Virginia... Virginia Wolf.

oliver james - Posted - 11/25/2014:  08:37:22

to tell you the truth, im not quite sure if it has 4 strings, or 5. do you feel lucky punk? well do ya?
go ahead, make my day

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/25/2014:  09:17:21

I'll cross that grave when I come to it.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2014:  09:56:01

Still watches a black and white TV.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/25/2014:  10:32:43

Mommy, can we go to the plague ground?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2014:  12:20:15

I only wear this hat in photo booths

oliver james - Posted - 11/25/2014:  12:24:28

ok, this is a B chord held like a C chord
using the F chord formation

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/25/2014:  12:24:49

I get kicked out of more photo booths...

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/25/2014:  12:25:18

Darn it, Olie! 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2014:  12:35:35

Darn lights went dim in this skidrow booth

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2014:  13:11:44

Making this up as he goes along

oliver james - Posted - 11/25/2014:  14:37:04

Lycanthro - what?????

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/25/2014:  15:27:45

Count Floyd and his Scary Stories

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2014:  20:48:00

Daffy and his knee-slapping antics

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2014:  11:12:15

Can't reach his knees with the banjo on.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2014:  16:25:16

Wants banjomaker's little banjo

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/26/2014:  16:40:32

this banjo neck is too long

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2014:  19:31:16

The lineup at this long closed filling station is 2 miles long

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/27/2014:  08:58:24

It's Thanksgiving, so now I will play "Turkey in tha Straw" for you all!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2014:  09:40:15

Can you play the LONG version?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2014:  14:15:58

sometimes I crack myself up

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/27/2014:  14:49:59

do anyone else thing this is a suspicious looking person

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/28/2014:  02:13:51

Amos,Is this a sign of the times?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2014:  04:19:21

Looking forward to leftovers.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/28/2014:  09:50:50

I've looked this way since birth

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/29/2014:  04:57:35

Truck drivers get all the breaks!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2014:  14:16:01

I cut this neck off 3 times and it's still to short

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2014:  20:48:57

NOW where am I? - I've gotta quit taking these shortcuts.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2014:  04:13:15

I play this banjo just exactly the way I want to hear it,,,,,

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/30/2014:  05:21:24

This is my spring, summer, fall, winter shirt....

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2014:  10:27:34

I use this banjo for playing short tunes

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2014:  18:50:13

Next time she walks by,I'm gonna sweep her off her feet

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/30/2014:  19:06:14

I was born with this in my hand

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/01/2014:  02:33:57

I can remember when gasoline was this cheap... I must be old...

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/01/2014:  03:19:01

In 25 years this banjo will be considered vintage.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 12/01/2014:  05:49:23

In 25 years I'll be considered OLD !

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/01/2014:  08:02:20

I may not be here in 25 years to consider...

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2014:  08:51:34

I may be small,but I've got a BIG sound

drew-gurbach - Posted - 12/01/2014:  13:33:30

Me...and... my....sha-dow!

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/02/2014:  08:24:20

If I stay in the dark, I don't have a shadow...

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2014:  20:59:40

I save lots of money on strings- I buy new ones and cut'em in half

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/03/2014:  02:22:16

There's no sound coming from my banjo... someone cut my strings in half!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2014:  06:09:19

You can stretch your dollars by buying this short version..

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/03/2014:  15:35:31

this is not the place they told me to came to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2014:  18:25:36

Trucks don't stop here anymore - it's always too crowded

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/04/2014:  18:32:50

this banjo is heavy

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/05/2014:  03:31:45

I put this sign in my front yard.People stopped and asked
where are the pumps

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/05/2014:  16:45:23

second time I've been here this week

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/09/2014:  02:20:12

It's been three days and I haven't had a single customer stop by....