chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2019:  07:17:25

sent away for these tuners from the back of a comic book ad

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2019:  10:56:40

Starting to suspect that jackelopes aren’t real

Omeboy - Posted - 02/28/2019:  12:22:55

Spends a lot of time trying to figure a commercial use for toe jam and navel lint.

Edited by - Omeboy on 02/28/2019 12:24:21

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2019:  14:33:24

Doesn’t watch commercials

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2019:  16:36:15

decries the commercialization of Christmas and Halloween

Omeboy - Posted - 02/28/2019:  19:25:12

Deep underground in Chuck's office, he has a picture of an armadillo on his desk that's signed: "Love, Mom."

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2019:  06:52:04

has a face only a mother could love

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2019:  08:54:17

When he eats mushrooms he's found, Omeboy looks normal.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/01/2019:  09:52:05

Plans on coming out with a new line of mens clothing made entirely out of used dental floss.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2019:  15:30:48

his shrink committed suicide

Omeboy - Posted - 03/01/2019:  17:40:55

Chuck's plan to market cell phones to prairie dogs isn't catching on too well.  This video, taken not more than ten feet from the cactus, might show why: youtube.com/watch?v=F0BfcdPKw8E

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/02/2019:  03:08:52

Likes being called Alan.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 03/02/2019 03:09:34

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2019:  04:21:53

Likes being called on time for supper

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2019:  04:22:45

Doesn’t like being called late for dinner

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2019:  06:31:30

Has his dinners at the Philosophy Clubhouse on the riverbank

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2019:  06:48:20

Just woke up and is trying to figure out if it’s sunrise or sunset

Omeboy - Posted - 03/02/2019:  11:14:30

Recently invited a nice girl over to his place to look at his navel lint collection.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2019:  11:21:26

Once had a nice girl, but she painted the town red one night

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/02/2019:  15:51:59

Sold his world famous collection of air sickness bags.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2019:  17:19:51

Lost interest in migration

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2019:  17:27:25

Lost interest in the jet set

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2019:  04:23:14

nothing left for him but the sunset

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/03/2019:  10:56:33

Trying to purchase train tickets to Nashville.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2019:  11:17:42

Tried to stow away on a 747 to save energy for annual mating in the Canadian northland

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2019:  04:23:05

A black cactus! No Way!

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2019:  03:45:57

Still believes this peg is a volume knob.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2019:  04:06:22

Doesn't know that it really is a volume control

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2019:  07:16:31

Threw his e-tuner in the dumpster

Omeboy - Posted - 03/05/2019:  10:05:28

Threw his cactus, a few hundred acres of sand and a lot of prairie dogs into the dumpster.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2019:  10:41:15

Threw his makeup into the dumpster

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2019:  13:50:13

Threw up in his beard and the starlings invaded

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2019:  14:21:32

Lost his skates while bowling for dollars.

kalashbanjo - Posted - 03/05/2019:  14:34:35

Had a phase of weird sci-fi movies about LaBron James or something.

Fish Head - Posted - 03/05/2019:  14:54:10

Attacked by a flag.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/05/2019:  16:05:22

On a recent dating service application, he listed his hobbies as: "coughing, wheezing and guessing what day it is."

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2019:  17:33:13

Came to a fork in life’s road, and took it.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2019:  03:43:06

Has no clue the game ended 4 hours ago.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2019:  07:28:16

Has no clue all the other ducks left for migration 4 hours ago

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2019:  08:25:39

Has no clue what Kierkegaard was talking about

Omeboy - Posted - 03/06/2019:  09:58:45

Finally gets a clue after he drinks a pitcher of banana daiquiris.

Fish Head - Posted - 03/06/2019:  11:31:41

Timothy Leary - when he's off the acid.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2019:  11:40:29

It’s a long way to Tipperary

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2019:  12:43:55

Has been waiting hours for the puck to drop

Fish Head - Posted - 03/06/2019:  12:50:39

Will shortly be receiving a cease and desist letter from Robert Crumb's lawyer.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/06/2019:  13:14:34

Last week he accidentally downloaded a huge virus---------------in his pants.

Edited by - Omeboy on 03/06/2019 13:15:01

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2019:  13:18:17

Waiting to see what happens with the border

Fish Head - Posted - 03/06/2019:  13:19:36

Bearded lady on walkabout.

Edited by - Fish Head on 03/06/2019 13:21:20

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2019:  14:07:40

I might look old ,but I can still run a mile in 15.76 hours

Fish Head - Posted - 03/06/2019:  14:18:12

I might look hairy but I'm bald as an egg under this shirt.