Omeboy - Posted - 05/19/2022:  18:11:07

In case you wondered about those two biology students that recently tricked him in a previous message, they've turned up missing. Hard to believe isn't it. And if anyone asks Froggy what happened to them, he just laughs and says: "I heard they went into the fertilizer business." Did I mention that he now has a new stereo for his lily pad?

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/19/2022 18:11:45

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2022:  20:08:21

Once volunteered to paint the “HOLLYWOOD” sign

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2022:  03:51:04

Shhh, I’m trying to read!

saw_woods - Posted - 05/20/2022:  07:26:03

Once fell in love with a toad who had covered her warts with makeup.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/20/2022:  13:08:37

The boys recently punched a guy on stage at an award ceremony for making a joke about their four-headed girlfriend.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2022:  13:32:04

Has a head for goofiness

saw_woods - Posted - 05/20/2022:  13:50:21

Offered it as a temporary dwelling to the old woman who lived in a shoe. She thought it was a mansion.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/20/2022:  13:53:41

Yesterday, one of the boys caught the other one talking about him behind their own back.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2022:  18:16:56

Only his hairdresser knows for sure

saw_woods - Posted - 05/21/2022:  08:21:10

Buys his lederhosen in bulk, direct from China.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/21/2022:  08:25:22

One of the boys asked the other one what he wanted for his birthday. The other one said, "A chain saw and a first-aid kit."

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2022:  09:13:15

Used to drive a Stutz-Bearcat

saw_woods - Posted - 05/21/2022:  10:10:52

Modern conveniences? We don’ need no stinking modern conveniences!

Omeboy - Posted - 05/21/2022:  10:44:46

Thanks to the local bank manager, the boys had life-changing plastic surgery------he cut up their credit card.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/21/2022:  16:44:37

Was one of Snow White’s original seven dwarfs. Can you guess which one?

Omeboy - Posted - 05/21/2022:  16:48:41

When it comes to beautiful women, the boys agree: "That damn Fred Flintstone is one lucky S.O.B."

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2022:  17:50:29

Just learned he is adopted

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2022:  18:25:00

Raised in the Swamp Orphanage

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2022:  04:23:29

Warning, splinter danger!

saw_woods - Posted - 05/22/2022:  06:19:14

At first I was worried when they told me my wife croaked.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2022:  08:34:00

Got kicked out of Winfield

Omeboy - Posted - 05/22/2022:  11:04:59

Working things out with a pencil.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2022:  14:14:29

Thinking about starting a solo career

saw_woods - Posted - 05/23/2022:  05:58:54

Used to eat his children

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2022:  09:27:00

Never rode a bicycle built for two

Omeboy - Posted - 05/23/2022:  09:48:36

"Chuck's Outhouse Buffet" is open for business again!!!   Just what this economy has needed!

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/23/2022 09:48:57

saw_woods - Posted - 05/23/2022:  10:00:17

Regularly eats at “Chuck’s Outhouse Buffet”. The aromas set his mouth to watering.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/23/2022:  10:04:50

The boys' parents are worried sick about two things: that the boys WON'T get their drivers' license---and----that the boys WILL get their drivers' license.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2022:  11:55:39

Once drove off the Santa Monica pier with Groucho’s Packard Clipper 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/23/2022 11:56:29

saw_woods - Posted - 05/23/2022:  12:34:30

His parents frequently told him to, “Get out of the House.” Due to hearing difficulties, he thought they were telling him to get an out house. So, he did.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/23/2022:  12:36:32

Remember the kid who played the banjo in "Deliverance?"

Now you know who he called "Daddy." ......... (Or maybe I should say "Daddies.")

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/23/2022 12:38:24

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2022:  04:06:38

Never struggles with gender identity

Omeboy - Posted - 05/24/2022:  11:22:09

At a press conference yesterday, he had good news and bad news for tourists. The good was: There are now signs up all over Okefenokee that say: "Our lily pads can now recharge cell phones!"

The bad news is..........the gators can read.

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/24/2022 11:23:01

saw_woods - Posted - 05/24/2022:  17:03:44

Stephan Colbert wanna-be

Omeboy - Posted - 05/24/2022:  17:06:48

When it comes to music, the boys have always had a little something extra: like a few extra notes ...... and way too many chromosomes.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2022:  17:20:39

Spends a fortune on perms.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/24/2022:  18:58:03

Just ordered a set of matching toad stools for his living room.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2022:  20:57:46

Got kicked off Jeopardy for talking over each other

Omeboy - Posted - 05/24/2022:  21:09:19

Is the food great at Chuck's Outhouse Buffet?
You bet!!! A million house-flies can't be wrong!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2022:  02:55:22

Was once arrested for impersonating Kaiser Wilhelm II

saw_woods - Posted - 05/25/2022:  10:10:36

His favorite game is hop-scotch.  I mean, what's not to like about drinking scotch while hopping?

Edited by - saw_woods on 05/25/2022 10:11:27

Omeboy - Posted - 05/25/2022:  10:14:50

This is what happens when your gene pool doesn't get enough chlorine.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2022:  10:23:45

Once wore out his welcome at Shecky Green’s pool party

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2022:  11:33:19

Has been hiding in the outhouse ever since Shecky Green’s pool party

Omeboy - Posted - 05/25/2022:  18:25:11

Two smart-Alecky musk-rats thought they'd give him a scare. They suddenly swam up to him and said: "Hey Froggy, your wife just croaked!!!" And without missing a beat, he said: "Yeahhhhhhh, she croaks non-stop."

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2022:  03:42:24

Lives by the motto, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2022:  08:56:35

Once went to visit relatives in Montreal but got lost in the St. Lawrence River

Omeboy - Posted - 05/26/2022:  09:50:45

When he heard that there might be a world-wide shortage of fertilizer, Chuck didn't come out, but he yelled at the top of his lungs: "Not as long as I'm live'n !!!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2022:  02:59:41

Has a very fertile mind