banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2016:  05:32:59

These fleas are getting terrible

J e f f - Posted - 03/24/2016:  08:47:49

Insists that all songs end with "Shoo Bee Doo Bee"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2016:  09:11:15

Keeps checking his food dish for Canadian bacon

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2016:  10:10:08

The butcher wants to make "chimp chops" out of me.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2016:  11:36:33

Thinking of recipes for chimp chops.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2016:  17:04:44

Thinking of kibbles a la werewolf

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2016:  17:20:58

Wondering which butcher that is

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/24/2016:  18:25:55

Here's my new song "Hot Dog and A Muskrat Roll with Pumpkin and Beaver Jerky"

J e f f - Posted - 03/24/2016:  18:47:00

Ancestors are from Turduckenstan.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2016:  20:55:51

Can only remember his address if he's fed Gravy Train

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2016:  02:35:04

can't remember which color his team uniforms are

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2016:  04:33:27

Can't remember what not this string is supposed to be tuned to.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2016:  06:36:00

Has a brain like ?????????

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2016:  06:43:04

Extremely accurate in his assessments of others.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2016:  08:17:15

Has earned a place in The Laughing Wolves Den of Fame

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2016:  09:40:46

Used to take gigs in dens of iniquity

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2016:  14:19:17

never did like those places,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/25/2016:  18:21:38

Dang, the volume knob doesn't go to 11.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2016:  18:32:24

His quack volume splits Daisy's ears

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/26/2016:  04:05:11

Inventor of the Grow Hair Enhancer 2000.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2016:  04:32:55

They say that my split personally is due to my vision,,,,,,,

J e f f - Posted - 03/26/2016:  08:01:08

Saving as much money as he can doing gigs so that he can buy that stunning Ford Pinto on Craigslist.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2016:  08:22:34

Bought a cheeseburger on Craigslist but it was never delivered. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2016:  09:03:01

DANG,,There are no Burger Kings near where I live..

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2016:  10:02:29

Used to be Banjo King in his hometown - pop. 21

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2016:  10:25:07

Doesn't know what they mean by "It takes a village".

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2016:  10:57:06

Mama,,why is my tummy white?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2016:  11:12:21

Used to wear a black shirt, but the cops kept pulling him over

J e f f - Posted - 03/26/2016:  15:04:14

After much trial and tribulation, he finally realizes that the lady chimps are in charge of everything.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2016:  04:09:53

Likes in-line sixes. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2016:  12:22:28

Wears size 3 boots when the graveyard is muddy

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2016:  14:14:12

his left boot is size 10,,right boot is a 13

J e f f - Posted - 03/27/2016:  14:29:16

Wears a left-handed hat and a pair of 10 gallon boots.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2016:  18:07:33

Wants to get a hat like Huckleberry Hound

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2016:  03:28:34

Would definitely score if they would only pass him the puck. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2016:  05:09:27

Some rednecks put turpentine on my cousin and he passed a Greyhound bus,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2016:  07:42:59

Very sly banjo player.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2016:  09:46:57

only breaths when he needs air in his lungs

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2016:  10:13:16

Fired his airhead fiddle player for jumping all over his banjo solo

J e f f - Posted - 03/28/2016:  14:51:53

Once posed for Playchimp and Chimphouse magazines.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2016:  16:37:17

Never made it into Doghouse Magazine

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/29/2016:  03:52:44

stays in coaches doghouse a lot

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2016:  05:02:03

Waiting for the audience to quite down so he can tune.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2016:  10:49:31

Still waiting for a live audience at his nightly graveyard howls

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2016:  11:41:39

Has tried to correct Tarzan's grammar for years.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2016:  17:36:56

Does this avatar make me look lazy??

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2016:  18:00:20

Does this hat make me look virtuous?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2016:  22:28:13

Is there a nail clipper in the house?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/01/2016:  02:27:52

I am not short..It's the shirt.