chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2020:  08:35:31

Once worked at the Kraft Cheese factory until chronic constipation laid him up.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2020:  12:21:48

Still arguing over time signatures

Omeboy - Posted - 08/21/2020:  12:50:12

Claims he was violated by his ventriloquist.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2020:  17:09:56

His only claim to fame was humping 2 firemen’s legs and their Dalmatian at last year's 3-alarm fire at the Ken’l’Ration factory

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/21/2020 17:10:37

OM45GE - Posted - 08/21/2020:  17:40:41

This isn’t going to go over well at the Union Hall

5B-Ranch - Posted - 08/22/2020:  00:54:29

Your are supposed to wear that badge on your chest not your foot....

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2020:  10:01:57

Knows what a lady fox is but isn't sure what they mean by "Foxy Lady"

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2020:  10:44:56

Often hangs out at Chuck E. Cheese to soak up the atmosphere

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/22/2020:  13:38:35

Did someone yell free beans till you fart?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2020:  17:08:36

Recently arrested for his third FUI (Fly8ng While Intoxicated)

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2020:  17:46:01

Recently arrested for eating crackers while speaking with Sgt. O’Hara

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2020:  16:25:24

Sgt. O’Hara is tired of playing second fiddle

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/25/2020:  03:58:46

Has been hoarding jelly beans for the past 23 years.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2020:  04:14:35

Jelly beans give him technicolor poops

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2020:  07:21:43

Rarely takes stool samples to his sawbones

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2020:  05:31:51

And to think the doctor recommended music to calm the nerves

Omeboy - Posted - 08/26/2020:  14:38:46

He just got back on his feet yesterday--------he missed another car payment.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2020:  14:45:10

Thinks he has two legs that are a bit shorter causing him to dog-track

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2020:  16:59:52

Never yell “free beer” at rehearsal

Omeboy - Posted - 08/26/2020:  19:12:40

He's recovering from cranial liposuction. That's where they suck all the fat out of your head.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2020:  03:49:33

On a single minded search for something to eat

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2020:  08:17:10

Has a penchant for “cutting the cheese”.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2020:  14:06:28

Will the last one out please shut off the lights?

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/27/2020:  15:27:31

Still waiting for the Dukes of Hazard premier.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2020:  17:21:26

Contemplating the horrors of foie gras

Omeboy - Posted - 08/27/2020:  20:30:32

When he was born, his mom asked the doctor, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

Taking a deep breath, the confused doctor said, "Lady............it is what it is !!!"

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/27/2020 20:31:19

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2020:  20:37:46

Marches annually in the Canine Pride Parade in Dogpatch, USA.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2020:  03:26:18

Can barely play together, let alone march

Omeboy - Posted - 08/28/2020:  10:07:05

Occasionally shows up at Bluegrass festivals ........ with his clarinet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2020:  10:41:14

Often waits til jammers at BG festivals are hammered before humping their legs

BelfastFiveString - Posted - 08/28/2020:  16:50:02

The aftermath when yet another bystander approached the festival goers and drunkenly asked them to, "play that there Duelin Banjers!"

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2020:  17:05:42

Often gets slivers in his rear from picking on wornout picnic tables

Omeboy - Posted - 08/28/2020:  18:39:15

Things turned ugly at the bluegrass festival when they suddenly decided to kill the clueless clarinet player.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/28/2020 18:42:26

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2020:  04:24:11

Just set a new record for butts sniffed in an hour

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/29/2020:  04:49:42

Doesn't realize he has a giant gold sticker stuck to his foot.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2020:  05:44:16

Doesn’t see Elmer Fudd sneaking up behind him

Omeboy - Posted - 08/29/2020:  08:47:13

He could have been one of the greatest leaders of the 21st century-----if he had only left his parents basement.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/29/2020 08:47:43

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2020:  09:16:52

Got kicked off the Alaska Dog Sled team for sniffing the lead dog’s butt too often.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2020:  12:17:21

Trying to finish the unfinished symphony

stanleytone - Posted - 08/29/2020:  16:48:06

Come here little mousie mousie......

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2020:  18:12:29

When I flex my biceps the flag furls

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/30/2020:  04:55:44

Once hid in Ethel Merman's mailbox for 3 days.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2020:  05:56:59

Just found out his father was a rooster

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2020:  06:54:24

Just found out his father left home when he was three

OM45GE - Posted - 08/31/2020:  06:57:28

Arguing over equal v just temperament tuning

stanleytone - Posted - 09/02/2020:  16:58:39

I'm that guy that you saw in the pic of the dude riding the motorcycle on his tummy

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2020:  18:37:01

Went to a left-handed tattoo artist

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2020:  04:55:24

Another practice session of the left handed musicians guild

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2020:  05:42:47

Once took cheese and crackers to his grade 3 “Show &Tell”