banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2016:  01:59:20

Actually I'm just the bat boy,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2016:  11:12:50

Just found out the show was last week.

J e f f - Posted - 07/18/2016:  16:56:08

Hasn't taken a bath in 864 years, however he does floss regularly.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2016:  17:41:45

Has regular hot oil enemas to rid his wracked body of cheeseburger toxins

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2016:  02:54:54

Just realized he's facing the wrong way. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/19/2016:  04:10:36

Just realized this is not his Mama

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2016:  12:20:05

Just realized the banjo was already in tune.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2016:  13:19:24

Just realized he lost his howl mojo

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2016:  13:52:44

Just learned the word "Mojo".

J e f f - Posted - 07/19/2016:  17:19:58

Looks this way because he's been holding in a fart since July 24, 1969.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2016:  02:39:18

Has never held a fart for a moment. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2016:  16:59:30

Can't wait for the new ex-lax to arrive in the mail from the Snake Oil Clearing House

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2016:  02:41:20

Hoping Ryne Duren isn't pitching. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2016:  03:17:40

Mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2016:  06:13:08

I need a banjo with a shorter neck - my arm's gettin' tired

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2016:  11:53:57

What wise guy put super glue on the bat handle?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2016:  15:25:23

Oh No Mama,,not Gains Burgers again!!

J e f f - Posted - 07/21/2016:  15:56:08

Faster than a speeding bullet .... More powerful than a locomotive ... Able to eat four cheeseburgers in a single bound.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2016:  16:56:37

Mooning over that cute but stuck-up poodle next door

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2016:  02:34:31

Does not like peanuts and cracker jacks

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  03:53:08

Alright, who put super glue on my tuner?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  06:13:35

HaHa - I just farted

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  07:13:48

Takes a lot of pleasure in fart humor.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  07:43:00

Takes pleasure in frightening the general public

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  17:02:36

The general public is rooting for him. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  17:06:45

Never eats root vegetables

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  17:11:29

Vegetables give him gas. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  19:43:55

Thinks midnight howls are a gas

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  20:19:27

Laughs in the face of danger. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/23/2016:  03:23:00

Laughs anytime

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2016:  05:15:49

Only laughs when Barfly Betty invites him to see her sketchings

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2016:  13:27:35

Thought Barfly Betty had invited him to see her stockings. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2016:  20:14:58

Never hangs stockings on the fireplace at Christmas because he likes howling at the reindeer

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/24/2016:  03:24:03

I'm so far down the line the coach doesn't even know my name.

J e f f - Posted - 07/24/2016:  07:02:46

Will accept only S&H Green Stamps for the Ford Pinto that he's trying to sell.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/24/2016:  08:10:32

Will accept most any kind of people food,,,,,,,,,,if it's free

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2016:  09:59:38

Keeps writing letters to Black Diamond for free strings

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/24/2016 10:00:07

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2016:  13:03:38

Writing his Hall of Fame acceptance speech. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/24/2016:  14:41:53

Don't have anything to write about

J e f f - Posted - 07/24/2016:  17:30:35

Always looks for a way to use the word "lickety-split" in a conversation.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2016:  20:15:55

Likes licking his butt

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2016:  02:33:04

Doesn't want reveal how he knows that. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/25/2016:  03:44:36

always on lookout for lonely females

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2016:  06:41:04

There are no lonely females when Scotty is in town.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/25/2016:  11:11:16

Found 3 lonely females today and took them home with him

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2016:  11:51:38

Barfly Betty tells him she's lonely

drew-gurbach - Posted - 07/25/2016:  13:25:43

Night games are da' bomb!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2016:  14:42:33

Realized he shouldn't have said "bomb" in an airport shortly after the TSA put the handcuffs on.

J e f f - Posted - 07/25/2016:  16:02:00

Goes through a bottle of Old Spice everyday to cover up that unusual odor.