OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2021:  12:49:06

Used to go on double dates, just him and three of his imaginary friends

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/26/2021:  05:03:57

Is this the frog that went a'courtin??

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2021:  05:58:53

Hasn't been around for a while but doesn't look a day older.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  08:04:56

Left his pollywog days far behind him

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2021:  09:05:19

Hiding out in the Federal witness protection program

Omeboy - Posted - 04/27/2021:  16:14:04

Leaves his car in the garage now and walks to the swamp because the last time he drove, he got "toad" away.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  16:27:49

Has a running tab with Benjamin Moore

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  03:06:21

Has been socially distance his entire life

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  20:45:32

Always wanted wider shoulders to keep his suspenders up

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2021:  03:05:06

Has read the directions at least twenty times and still can’t figure out how to play the banjo

Omeboy - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:02:19

You know that western civilization is almost finished when frogs start carrying hand guns.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:04:26

Has a huge collection of paint guns

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:30:37

No need for weapons in the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 05/04/2021:  14:48:18

According to his police record, he turned bad at a young age----he was a juvenile delinquent tadpole.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2021:  03:13:17

Ah, the wonders of amateur chemistry

Omeboy - Posted - 05/05/2021:  22:17:34

He and a couple of his thug-frog pals like to go to fancy five-star restaurants and demand to know why "human legs" aren't on the menu.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2021:  22:21:03

Got pulled ove 3 times yesterday for “ driving while colored”

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2021:  04:20:45

Realized  Pogo spelled backwards is Oh go pee

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/06/2021 04:21:00

Omeboy - Posted - 05/06/2021:  10:23:44

His last victim was an elderly lady, who unfortunately pointed at him and said: "Oh! What a cute little lawn ornament!!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2021:  11:50:55

Can't remember normal

Omeboy - Posted - 05/06/2021:  13:29:24

Naturalists now fear that the new criminal element in the swamp, posed by "frog gangs," are a real threat to the sasquatches, gators and other exotic wildlife.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2021:  14:17:39

Threatened Benjamin Moore with a malpractice suit

Omeboy - Posted - 05/06/2021:  15:58:55

Once spent two days with his leg stuck in a celtic harp.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2021:  03:22:30

Putting on a happy face

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2021:  10:42:42

Hasn’t been happy since his tadpole days

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/07/2021:  11:17:31

Still toe picken I see

Omeboy - Posted - 05/07/2021:  12:44:56

Sam's ideal woman? Aunt Bea as a smoke'n hot saloon babe....... in fish-net stockings.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2021:  16:53:15

Not taking disappointment well at all

Omeboy - Posted - 05/14/2021:  17:22:09

He ran away to the swamp and started his own crime syndicate after his former owner threatened to sell him to a local Biology class. (His former owner now "sleeps with the fishes."

stanleytone - Posted - 05/16/2021:  04:34:27

Okay who had beans for supper?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2021:  09:12:10

Temporary tattoos have gotten so much better

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2021:  09:06:38

Temporary grudges don’t have to go this far

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2021:  12:27:36

Not having any problem social distancing

Omeboy - Posted - 05/18/2021:  18:43:08

His idea of "social distancing" is to stick a pistol in your face and yell, "BACK OFF!!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2021:  03:07:11

Where is the next treat coming from?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2021:  13:00:11

Trying to hunt for his dinner of juicy flies

YellowSkyBlueSun - Posted - 05/19/2021:  13:01:24

Reading has never been a strong suit for banjo players

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2021:  13:20:25

There's something fishy going on here

Omeboy - Posted - 05/19/2021:  19:45:13

The good news is......His cap and ball 45 caliber pistol is actually a squirt gun.
The bad news is........He filled it up with his own "water" if you know what I mean.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2021:  20:15:30

Just heard they’re getting a cat

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2021:  03:06:02

Yet another happy day in the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 05/20/2021:  21:28:53

Claims "the swamp" will never be drained as long as he's alive and he has no plans to "croak."

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2021:  21:37:37

I think I heard the leash rattling

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2021:  03:00:48

Trying to fix a rattle in his banjo

Omeboy - Posted - 05/21/2021:  14:49:05

Top government law enforcement authorities have identified him as the leader behind a dangerous new subversive group that calls itself: "A.A.A.A.A.A.H.!!!" (Angry Amphibians Against All Annoying Humans.)

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2021:  03:21:56

If he calls me “Good Doggy” one ore time, I’m going to bite him

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2021:  09:13:43

Has a thing for suspenders

Omeboy - Posted - 05/22/2021:  10:22:54

When he's not "playing dead," he's playing the banjo. Consequently, everybody wishes he'd  "play dead" for real.

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/22/2021 10:24:56

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2021:  13:25:16

No, I haven’t seen the damn cat