OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2015:  13:40:49

Uses bat to scare off hecklers. 

J e f f - Posted - 10/01/2015:  15:50:53

Uses cute little animal to attract women.

J e f f - Posted - 10/01/2015:  15:57:19

Uses stare tactics to attract food-giving humans.

J e f f - Posted - 10/01/2015:  15:58:46

Produces copious amounts of saliva to indicate that he wants to eat what you are eating.

J e f f - Posted - 10/01/2015:  16:07:32

During walks with his owner, finds road-kill that is as flat as a pancake from cars running over it for several days, sniffs the road kill, then proceeds to lay down on the road kill and rub his recently washed fur all over it.

J e f f - Posted - 10/01/2015:  16:10:59

Wishes that his owner would stop complaining and feed him dinner.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2015:  17:13:47

Trying to add up posts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2015:  18:30:05

Figures the Postal Service will put his picture on a stamp

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2015:  03:27:05

Once tried to mail himself to Africa. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/02/2015:  04:09:46

Forgot to return the melons.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2015:  04:21:25

Yeowww-eee,,,Look out folks,,I'm feelin' peppy today,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2015:  04:41:33

My butt is getting sore. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2015:  05:18:14

I'll be playing my part in "little Red Riding Hood" production tonight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2015:  06:51:57

"Don't Fence Me In" is a favorite fan request

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2015:  09:40:45

I'm hoping to sign at least one autograph today. .(it will be my first )

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2015:  18:43:49

Refuses to reveal what he's hiding under his hat. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2015:  02:33:54

Went to the spring to get a drink of water.
It was so good,,I took two drinks.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2015:  04:37:40

Shhh, don't tell anybody, but I'm sitting in front of a painted background. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2015:  05:48:34

I don't really know that,,,I'm just bluffing,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2015:  05:51:33

Master bluffer

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2015:  06:44:39

Haha- can't wait for Halloween

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2015:  06:50:57

Prefers tricks to treats. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/03/2015:  14:30:43

Has recurring dreams about melons.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2015:  17:24:31

takes his mask off once a year.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2015:  17:45:38

puts his mask on to busk incognito

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/03/2015 17:46:30

J e f f - Posted - 10/03/2015:  17:57:24

Thinks that he's the Mad Hungarian, but people call him The Crazy Monkey.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2015:  20:22:43

I'm the only one around here that's got any smarts.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2015:  04:48:45

I'm a banjo player, smarts has nothing to do with it. 

J e f f - Posted - 10/04/2015:  06:53:29

This is what happens when you feed a dog chocolate.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2015:  06:57:03

Nothing wrong with this dog's life. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/04/2015:  08:35:00

I hate this dry food,,,can someone send some Alpo?

J e f f - Posted - 10/04/2015:  09:30:48

Had to kick the duck out of the band because he would only sing Engelbert Humperdinck songs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2015:  22:19:03

Likes singing along with Elvis' "Hound Dog"

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2015:  03:38:11

Enjoys singing in barbershop quartets. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2015:  05:33:11

Likes howling at the moon

J e f f - Posted - 10/05/2015:  08:15:16

Believes that the moon is made out of smoked gouda.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2015:  11:48:56

Believes that any day now Jeff will grill him a nice T-bone Steak

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2015:  16:15:36

Has seen every Planet of the Apes film several dozen times. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2015:  17:42:16

Trying to locate some outdated Boris Karloff flicks

J e f f - Posted - 10/05/2015:  19:45:32

A warning to all young ball players. This is what steroids can do to your body.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2015:  20:11:45

A warning to all cats - don't bug me,,I'm trying to get some sleep

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2015:  01:42:35

A warning to my wife,,,,"SHUT UP"

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2015:  03:31:22

Still upset that the marching band won't let him join. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2015:  05:16:43

Come springtime I'll have some more kids.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2015:  07:53:46

Come springtime I'm headin' for the open range

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2015:  13:20:44

Come springtime I'm gonna join a different ball team!!!

Rossanne - Posted - 10/06/2015:  13:25:47

s'what i get fer saying bads words i guess ,,, ,,slitting here,,all alone on my lonesome,,

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/06/2015:  13:28:08

Ahhhhhhhh...kitty fresh!

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2015:  13:30:09

Ahhh...I might get paroled tomorrow