J e f f - Posted - 08/30/2015:  15:47:26

Hey. Where is everybody?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2015:  16:58:17

Would you please check my tummy. I think I have a flea.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2015:  17:37:10

Could you please check my guitar cord, I think I have a short cuz my G chord sounds like my screeching girlfriend

J e f f - Posted - 08/30/2015:  17:47:28

This is my bat. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/31/2015:  18:03:20

Dang it!! I overslept again and missed the fox hunt.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2015:  11:07:19

Which reminds me,,I'd better get some sleep.
Duck hunting season starts tomorrow..

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2015:  15:13:58

I used to busk on this spot but the cops cut my cord

J e f f - Posted - 09/01/2015:  16:56:45

I'm taking night classes to be a square dance caller.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2015:  03:52:29

Do I look like an alpha predator to you?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2015:  05:57:31

No,you're just a pooch,,I'm the real predator.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2015:  07:14:29

Just sittin' on the fence trying to decide what to prey on next. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2015:  07:50:46

Just back from a hiatus in Hades

drew-gurbach - Posted - 09/02/2015:  08:13:55

Just got back from Mt Denali - lots of bats up there!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2015:  08:50:01

Just got back from Western World.Seen a nice black hat
but decided it was too dark.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 09/02/2015:  09:17:54

Bought the hat Drew didnt!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2015:  13:58:34

Stole Scotty's hat band

J e f f - Posted - 09/02/2015:  18:19:33

Banned from baseball for operating an illegal monkey business.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/02/2015:  19:52:51

My date stood me up

J e f f - Posted - 09/02/2015:  19:54:41

Has problems removing the twist tie on a bag of bread.

J e f f - Posted - 09/02/2015:  19:55:25

Farts smell REALLY bad.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2015:  19:56:54

I'm so doggone lonesome

janolov - Posted - 09/02/2015:  23:20:27

Too much monkey business

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2015:  02:03:03

I'm sure getting tired of holding this pose,,,,,

drew-gurbach - Posted - 09/03/2015:  05:39:04

They said I'd be fencing...so I brought my swords! 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2015:  08:32:54

Wish I had a sword to cut my way out of this photo booth

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2015:  10:20:17

The game starts in 6 minutes and no one brought a baseball

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2015:  12:46:00

I forgot this movie was set before there was electricity. 

Rossanne - Posted - 09/03/2015:  14:29:48

it came fron out of space, i should haste home.,why, i dont know

J e f f - Posted - 09/03/2015:  14:57:20

Needs a little salt. Otherwise, this tastes pretty good.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2015:  15:25:50

I like beef flavo(u)red kibbles,with a side order of ham bone

J e f f - Posted - 09/03/2015:  16:12:13

Believes that three strikes and your out is too severe.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/03/2015:  17:41:48

are you going to feed or not

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2015:  03:31:00

I live my life with strings attached. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2015:  03:37:17

I live my live in fear of someone's shotgun

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2015:  03:49:10

Not a bad guy at all despite the black hat. 

Rossanne - Posted - 09/04/2015:  04:32:09

beats my brains

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2015:  05:22:03

Would one of you fellers come and hold the end of my pipe up?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2015:  07:42:51

Still learning "Pipeline"

J e f f - Posted - 09/04/2015:  09:15:05

Is afraid of umpires and catchers because they wear scary masks.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 09/04/2015:  12:27:10

They're gone to that place called "work."  Nothin' to do now but relax!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2015:  12:38:04

DANG!!,,I'm late.Was supposed to pick my friend up at work at 3:00,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yesterday

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2015:  12:51:11

Uses his pistol to play slide

drew-gurbach - Posted - 09/04/2015:  13:31:08

Slides into second WITH a bat.

J e f f - Posted - 09/04/2015:  13:38:13

Wishes that he had a hat like the chimp with the bat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2015:  15:59:18

OH,Please,pick me,,take me home with you

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2015:  16:55:44

Just sittin' here waiting for my solar batteries to recharge

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/04/2015:  17:42:58

this ain't really a bat

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2015:  02:39:56

but I am still a wooden head

Rossanne - Posted - 09/05/2015:  14:56:33

before it happened