OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2015:  03:45:51

Lost my razor a long time ago. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2015:  04:44:54

Starting a new job tomorrow at the butcher shop,,,,,YUM,YUM

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2015:  05:49:17

Former pro hockey player.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2015:  07:50:49

Former Bruin mascot

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2015:  11:05:03

forgot which team I'm playing for

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2015:  11:34:51

Never played on a team.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/28/2015:  13:40:51

Teaming with enthusiasm!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2015:  16:03:13

let me know when the sun goes down

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2015:  17:16:59

Let me know when you find my electronic tuner

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2015:  03:49:50

They think I should join the midget team.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2015:  04:07:22

Learned long ago that if you hang around with short people you will look taller.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2015:  08:08:50

I might be short, but don't let that fool you

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2015:  11:26:01

Can't tie his own laces.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/29/2015:  11:58:14

Just tied one on!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2015:  15:02:59

I made this straw hat out of wheat stubble in the back forty

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/30/2015:  05:26:11

I had a helmet made of wheat stubble…but I ate it.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2015:  06:29:19

Can't figure out how to get out of the booth. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2015:  09:51:51

Can't get up enough nerve to jump out of these arms

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2015:  11:53:27

Now where is all the help when needed

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2015:  16:27:47

Too good for this one horse town. 

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/30/2015:  16:53:39

At one time I WAS a horse! 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2015:  16:58:35

At one time I wasn't in prison

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/30/2015:  17:05:35

In time, I'll be a person!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2015:  03:41:15

Hello,,my name is Drew,,How DO you DO!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2015:  07:31:28

Just hang on now! Only a couple more minutes...

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2015:  15:14:38

I'm getting tired of waiting for you to drop the puck. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2015:  19:36:21

Ha,Ha....just wait til I get my elbow pads on

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2015:  20:40:41

Us short folks don't have very far to fall.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2015:  06:38:44

How is the weather up there?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2015:  07:40:56

Ha, ha,,those goofy banjo jokes crack me up

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2015:  08:10:53

The stands are filled with pro scouts. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2015:  10:35:53

Ma,What's with all this pampering me?

dmiller - Posted - 05/04/2015:  10:49:30

I shoulda read the manual on how to tune this thing right the first time instead of doing it over, and over, and over, and over - -

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2015:  13:49:42

I used to belong to Vassar, but now I'm homeless

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2015:  05:42:46

Ready to stick it to you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2015:  06:02:42

No,,I don't know how to change my avatar,,,,,,,
So I'll just keep laying here.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2015:  08:39:34

I'm gettin' a blistered finger

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2015:  09:30:54

These skate blades need sharpening

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2015:  13:53:02

Simultaneously playing a Grand Master level game of chess

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2015:  14:58:33

Ma,,where's the lemonade?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/05/2015:  16:21:29

Just realized he's at a Metallica concert.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2015:  16:34:15

Can't fill out the application form for Ducks Unlimited

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2015:  03:47:32

There are no fish under the ice. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/06/2015:  03:57:44

Just realized it's a full moon.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2015:  04:03:14

Just realized people weren't warning him to duck. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2015:  04:35:15

Ma says I shouldn't "wolf" down my food.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2015:  06:32:39

Pretending to have perfect pitch while secretly using a tuner hidden beneath his hat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2015:  07:04:50

Pretending he's not from Transylvania

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2015:  07:08:20

Slightly embarrassed to be here.