OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2022:  16:57:29

Always has the last laugh, and the first laugh, and the second laugh and the…

Omeboy - Posted - 06/22/2022:  17:04:44

His "23 and Me" results came back. He's 99.9 percent amphibian and just a tad polish.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2022:  17:26:06

Never told Polish jokes to Bronco Nagurski

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2022:  02:47:09

If the outhouse is rocking, don’t bother knocking

Omeboy - Posted - 06/23/2022:  10:17:51

Would you buy a used lily-pad from this guy?  Fat chance. That's why his sales pitch includes pointing a pistol at you.

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/23/2022 10:18:17

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2022:  15:55:31

You make me laugh

Omeboy - Posted - 06/23/2022:  16:13:42

You make me sure that I don't want to be a biologist..........or an amphibian.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2022:  06:12:35

Used to do stand up comedy til he fell off the wagon

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2022:  18:00:15

Fell into here from the wagon

Omeboy - Posted - 06/28/2022:  09:33:44

"Submitted For your approval... one pint-sized P.T. Barnum, an amphibian huckster in trousers, whose big mouth is only topped by his big line of B.S. And to make sure you buy what he's selling, a blunderbuss offers some persuasion. No, you're not hallucinating ---- you've just crossed over into the Okefenokee Zone."

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2022:  10:57:47

Used to date Rod Serling’s mother until “the incident”

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2022:  11:32:44

Doesn’t notice the smell any more

Omeboy - Posted - 06/29/2022:  11:34:51

Once told Rod Serling and his camera crew to "get the hell off my lily pad !!!"

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2022:  23:14:40

Once tried to out-laugh Phyliss Diller

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2022:  03:37:03

Once let Phyliss Diller use his outhouse

Omeboy - Posted - 07/05/2022:  13:55:31

The only frog in Okefenokee who has a lily pad equipped with indoor plumbing. But what would expect from a frog who carries a pistol and wear alligator shoes?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2022:  14:59:10

A cop in East LA once told him to wipe that smile off his face ; that was 3 years ago.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2022:  18:13:00

A cop West of Medicine Hat, AB once wiped, oh never mind…

Omeboy - Posted - 07/09/2022:  18:22:35

He's hoping to sell a TV pilot to one of the major networks. The show  is entitled, "The Curse of Froggy's Swamp." Hopefully, it will air for many years until the viewers finally realize that the real "curse" is the fact that the stupid show is still on the air.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2022:  03:39:50

Thinks he’s the Cheshire Cat

Omeboy - Posted - 07/10/2022:  10:03:19

The reason he had a land-slide victory in the last mayoral election is because he promised all the bugs in Okefenokee that he would provide them with a fat, juicy "Orkin man" every month.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2022:  08:37:01

Used to hobnob with the comedy crowd at Shecky Greene's  club,, that is until he drained his bank account.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/23/2022 08:37:50

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2022:  04:42:50

It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry

Omeboy - Posted - 07/24/2022:  10:10:09

Yeah, he may be a frog, but he "identifies" as a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2022:  16:50:23

The brother they warned you about

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2022:  17:26:35

Can’t bear to look

Omeboy - Posted - 07/24/2022:  20:27:33

His fortune-teller was right. She said he'd go a long way in the railroad business.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2022:  19:46:26

Got kicked out of the traveling circus for acting like a clown

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/26/2022 19:49:59

Omeboy - Posted - 07/26/2022:  20:05:15

His wife told him, "If you want to get me something for my birthday-----get lost---permanently."

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2022:  23:15:08

Once had a wife who’d go shopping in track pants and high heels

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2022:  02:43:10

Wearing his track pants

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2022:  07:52:04

Wearing suspenders that he never calls “braces”

Omeboy - Posted - 07/27/2022:  11:05:43

He misunderstood his boss, who said: "There's a train leaving at 6:00 tonight-----be UNDER it.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2022:  13:58:55

Odd, yes indeed, but the women like him anyway

Omeboy - Posted - 07/29/2022:  13:00:15

Every overnight stay at "Froggy's Bed And Breakfast" comes with the optional "death and dismemberment plan." (It's a gator protection thing.)

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2022:  18:21:52

Used to hot-foot Chico and Groucho nightly for laughs

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2022:  03:20:31

Taking the last train to Clarksville

Omeboy - Posted - 07/30/2022:  09:25:23

Bad news from the swamp: Since His Honor, Mayor Froggy didn't make good on his political promise to provide all the bugs with a "fat, juicy Orkin Man," all the mosquitos and tics have gone on strike. That's right. The little suck-blooders refuse to bite anybody until the Mayor makes good as promised. (No more complimentary skeeter bites until further notice.)

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2022:  18:47:24

Once ran for mayor in Fumbuck, South Dakota

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2022:  02:56:53

Once ran to catch a southbound freight train

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2022:  11:51:59

He found out the hard way that it's a lot better to "hop on a train" instead of "hopping in front" of one.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2022:  15:26:11

Not how he expected to be remembered

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2022:  09:23:23

Ho hum,,, all in a day’s work

Omeboy - Posted - 08/05/2022:  16:02:09

He's really looking forward to opening his own theater in Branson some day.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2022:  16:18:40

Always wanted to be in showbiz so he applied for an usher’s job at the local Bijou

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2022:  11:25:52

His train came in and he’s getting aboard

Omeboy - Posted - 08/07/2022:  14:31:03

Sure, he's a gun-tote'n, suspender snap'en "bigshot", but when he was a tadpole, he had to take "Remedial Croaking"--------twice !!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2022:  21:04:00

Has a dentist who never runs out of jokes

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2022:  03:46:24

Leaving on the next freight train out of town because he’s run out of jokes.