banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2017:  14:45:50

This guitar knows more tunes than I do

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2017:  15:00:16

Just standing here til the dog p**p dries off the bottom of his shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2017:  17:04:05

Could teach dogs a lot about pooping 💩 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2017:  19:19:07

I have been plucked by the best of them.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2017:  19:26:52

Used to pluck the girls' bra straps in grade 8

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2017:  02:47:30

Likes to pluck the puck from his opponents. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2017:  04:30:53

Dolly Parton once plucked me for about 4 hours..

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2017:  07:05:55

Has fantasies about being a guitar held by Dolly Parton.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2017:  08:32:01

Has wear marks on his upper bout from bosoms

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2017:  14:44:02

Knows that it's all about the bosoms. 

Forrest - Posted - 01/09/2017:  20:02:48

Knows that it took a pair of bosoms to feed the children in this avatar

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2017:  20:26:44

Brings in diagrams of women's anatomy when singing "Pretty Polly"

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2017:  03:40:04

Waiting for the puck to drop. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/10/2017:  07:33:49

Still waiting for the ball to drop in times square

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2017:  10:50:14

Waitng for a fast freight to Times Square

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2017:  11:33:14

Doesn't realize his lace is untied and he's going to take a hard fall shortly.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/10/2017:  16:20:32

Still waiting for his date to show...

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2017:  16:28:57

Still waiting for Daisy to put Donald on the grease

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2017:  03:38:28

Still waiting for his NHL contract 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/11/2017:  04:19:12

Bill is teaching me some new songs

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2017:  05:23:28

Waiting to sing " Waiting for the Robert E. Lee"

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/11/2017 05:24:53

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/11/2017:  05:57:49

waiting for the coach's signal to take the bench

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2017:  08:02:14

Doesn't think the Robert E Lee ever made it to Fort Pierce

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2017:  08:04:07

Used to play gigs in gambling dens on the steamboats

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2017:  14:52:24

Used to play gigs with Elmo Lincoln

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/12/2017:  06:53:17

Doesn't play anymore

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  06:56:43

Waiting for one more play with that gal in the passing convertible

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  07:24:57

Coach tells him he doesn't pass the puck enough.

Forrest - Posted - 01/12/2017:  08:24:50

Wondering if someone is going to try to shoot a puck in his sound hole.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  09:52:02

Keeps telling the kids baldfaced lies about Joel Sweeney

Forrest - Posted - 01/12/2017:  10:09:31

Known for his exciting "spank the monkey" slap shot

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  11:20:56

Known for his exciting "smash the banjo" finale.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/12/2017:  12:26:44

not known for anything,,,,,just hangin' around

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  12:30:25

Thinks they still have public hangings

Forrest - Posted - 01/12/2017:  13:11:35

Is actually much taller than he appears in this photo.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  13:38:43

Photo shopped the kids into the picture.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  14:37:30

My strings are 1942 Black Diamonds

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  15:44:36

My skates are 1942 CCMs

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/13/2017:  10:32:29

my songs are 2065

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2017:  10:35:26

Someday I'll get a job

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2017:  10:45:19

Someday I'll get some playing time.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2017:  12:54:29

Someday I'll outrank Martins

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2017:  13:25:09

Someday I'll score a hat trick

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/14/2017:  05:20:49

Tired of waiting for someday

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2017:  07:06:39

Plotting to steal Last Word's identity 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2017:  07:33:29

Losing his identity but gaining in notoriety

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/14/2017:  07:57:09

already stole Cheeta's bank account

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2017:  16:30:41

Has interesting theories about what SSN stands for. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2017:  17:21:26

Had his serial no. filed off