banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2016:  09:24:23

I belong to a secret group called "The Woods Runners"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2016:  09:40:43

Belongs to the secret online group "Anti-banjo-hangouters", out to undermine Eric's empire.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  13:00:18

Thought he was signing up for field hockey. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2016:  13:31:44

Gittin' kinda long in the tooth. Don't have to many thoughts these days

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2016:  13:51:28

Likes playing "That Silver Haired Daddy of Mine"

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  14:02:06

Doesn't know the words but will hum along. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2016:  15:37:00

I'm not a handful,,,,,I'm a two hand full

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2016:  03:29:11

Righty tighty, lefty loosey

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/08/2016:  04:14:25

that also works with the combination lock on Mama's whiskey cabinet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2016:  07:58:53

Trying to find a new tuning combination to confuse the fiddler

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/08/2016:  09:05:26

DANG!!! That goalie is quick!

J e f f - Posted - 03/08/2016:  13:42:03

Doesn't know that he has a few screws loose.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2016:  16:40:28

Screw it, I'm staying in bed.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2016:  17:25:35

Practices sleeping on a bed of nails

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/08/2016:  18:01:37

Wow, I love my new Ice Jordan skates.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2016:  03:19:12

Wow, I love my new webbing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/09/2016:  06:27:40

"I fell in love again last night"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2016:  06:43:20

I love it when the bar owner hands me my check for 10 dollars

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/09/2016:  09:05:04

I wish they would pay me something

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2016:  10:00:07

Not really paying attention to the show.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2016:  11:39:07

Spent all his allowance renting Vincent Price movies

J e f f - Posted - 03/09/2016:  13:36:24

Suspended twenty games for mooning the referee.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2016:  13:59:53

Doesn't see the point in howling at the moon.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2016:  15:07:18

Trying to un-domesticate pet dogs

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2016:  03:28:25

Wonders how to say "puck" in Portuguese. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/10/2016:  09:36:31

Mary Had a little lamb untill I got there

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2016:  09:41:53

Mary, our bass player, only knows two notes

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/10/2016:  16:29:34

Has no idea the puck is taped to his back.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2016:  16:33:13

Has no idea Daisy has blocked his phone number

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2016:  04:37:36

Would rather win the Lady Byng trophy than the Stanley Cup. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/11/2016 04:37:59

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2016:  04:44:43

Wants to howl with the Phoenix Coyotes

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2016:  05:16:44

Doesn't like Coyotes

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2016:  06:47:48

I get along good with the females

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2016:  09:38:19

I told the fiddle player to install some frets on his neck

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2016:  10:31:45

The fiddle player is on defense.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2016:  13:15:00

In the line of work that I do you don't wanna be fiddlin around

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2016:  13:23:06

My other line of work is a moonlight safecracker

drew-gurbach - Posted - 03/11/2016:  13:30:30

Budget constraints: it was either a stick or a helmet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2016:  13:32:38

Budget constraints: it was either a new hat or a new lightbulb

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2016:  16:12:32

I do better skating on all fours but that's illegal

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2016:  16:51:33

Don't talk to me while I'm busy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2016:  16:59:23

I only respond in howl language

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2016:  17:59:55

I've always had trouble responding

J e f f - Posted - 03/12/2016:  06:31:45

Did I forget to put deodorant on again?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2016:  08:24:26

My odor attracts the b*t***s

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2016:  08:45:40

Quite proud of how he smells. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/12/2016:  10:07:30

He smells same as me,,,,with our nose

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2016:  10:35:46

I smell a skunk - the bar owner just told me he's broke

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/12/2016:  14:17:52

Has no idea the game ended 5 hours ago.