chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2021:  14:48:34

Donates his poop to college scatology labs

Omeboy - Posted - 07/24/2021:  15:58:09

Had plans to give a big grizzly bear banjo lessons, but every time she showed up for a lesson, he couldn't help but "play dead." She finally sent her condolences and a nice funeral wreath.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/24/2021 16:02:51

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2021:  17:01:02

Smug about being able to lick his own genitalia and his owner can’t

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/24/2021 17:01:53

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2021:  17:05:49

Has legs diners die for

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2021:  08:17:49

Prepping for surgery

Omeboy - Posted - 07/25/2021:  17:56:07

One time he asked out the Creature From The Black Lagoon's sister, but she turned him down. Said he was too slimey for her tastes. (I guess she planned on having him for dinner.)

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2021:  18:14:20

Has one ear missing due to a back alley fight with a mongrel from the east side of town

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2021:  03:24:35

Basking in postprandial bliss

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2021:  05:41:05

Hasn’t had a decent smoked beef sandwich since he left Montreal

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2021:  03:14:18

Taking it easy in recovery.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/27/2021:  10:42:13

Tried to sue the Walt Disney company claiming that "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" was based on his personal driving record.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2021:  05:26:22

Sick and tired of getting blamed for his owner’s smelly farts

Omeboy - Posted - 07/28/2021:  08:38:53

Cirque Du Soleil turned down his idea for an "All Frog Circus Extravaganza,"...... but about a dozen southern chefs were very interested.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2021:  09:43:32

Extremely anxious since mishearing a local restaurant’s ad announcing Frogs’ Leg special

Omeboy - Posted - 07/28/2021:  12:12:09

Tried to pitch a new amusement--ride idea to the Disney people which he called, "Mr. Toad's Wild Colonoscopy."

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2021:  03:50:23

Still waiting for an invitation from the Westminster Dog Show

Omeboy - Posted - 07/29/2021:  08:32:38

His latest hair-brained, money-making scheme: "swamp franchises." ( Just add water. )

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2021:  11:27:02

Longing for opposable thumbs

Omeboy - Posted - 07/29/2021:  11:44:30

Once thought about legally changing his name to "Justen Addwater."

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2021:  17:30:44

Had an uncle who once played a legal beagle on "Perry Mason"

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/29/2021 17:31:09

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2021:  03:20:37

Pondering the wonders of modern medicine

Omeboy - Posted - 07/30/2021:  14:15:00

Was recently hired to write tourist ads for Lake Kickasissy, Florida.

So far he's come up with: "If You love skeeters and gators, you'll love Lake Kickasissy !!!"

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2021:  14:47:28

Was recently hired by the Fire Dept. to pose with their Dalmatian beside a fire hydrant…….it didn’t end well.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2021:  03:21:59

Doesn’t have a dream job so he wouldn’t dream of working

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2021:  20:54:25

He may pack a gun, but he's also pack'en a lethal pant-load of "swamp gas."

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2021:  21:06:17

Converses in German to wayward Shepherds

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2021:  10:41:03

His main "defense" is to "play possum."
His main "offense" is to play banjo.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/19/2021:  10:15:46

THIS  GAME

HAS ENDED

due to an extended period of no interest (15 days and counting). In accordance with strict policy rules, all the frogs, dogs and possums you saw here have been euthanized. If you played this game, thank you. If you never played this game, congratulations: you might be reasonably intelligent. (This message approved by the Feral Frogs For Freedom Foundation.)

Omeboy - Posted - 08/20/2021:  10:30:54

!

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2021:  22:00:12

Trying to recruit new players

Omeboy - Posted - 08/25/2021:  23:32:00

Has a banjo head that was signed by Dr. Scholl.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2021:  05:34:24

Doesn’t realize Halloween is in October

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/01/2021 05:34:44

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2021:  08:37:10

His nutty idea of turning the swamp into "The Aquatic Rehab Center" was easy. Getting the gators to all wear white frock-coats, stethoscopes and name tags was the tricky part.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2021:  09:35:00

Binge -watches Marx Brothers movies

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2021:  09:45:33

Has completely forgotten what he used to do for a living.... and how to walk on his hind legs.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2021:  11:14:17

Glasses are not helping his myopia

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2021:  12:11:25

He's a real badass Mondays thru Fridays. But on weekends, he moonlights as an "Emotional Support Frog" at nursing homes.

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/01/2021 12:11:42

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2021:  14:17:34

Likes to travel incognito

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2021:  15:16:08

Of the top ten list of reasons "Why The Swamp Is Dangerous,"----he's almost always listed as Number One. (Last year he was beat out by a two-headed gator named "Willy-Billy." Luckily for him, Willy-Billy went into show business.)

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2021:  16:21:53

Vows to never use that optometrist again

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2021:  17:00:06

If he can hornswoggle the funds this coming winter, he plans to drain the swamp and refill it with Star Buck's hot chocolate.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2021:  17:03:57

Thinks Groucho wrote Das Kapital

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2021:  20:25:45

Before he got the music gig, he was a "therapy possum" in a hillbilly retirement home.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2021:  05:01:31

Recently escaped from a hillbilly retirement home

Omeboy - Posted - 09/03/2021:  16:46:25

Before he was the mayor of Okefenokee, he was the Activities Director at the Morecambe Bay quicksand traps.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2021:  03:32:49

Hoping to thwart facial recognition software

Omeboy - Posted - 09/04/2021:  16:06:36

He was recently offered a job at a miniature golf course who wanted to add a real "bio-hazard" to their links. But he turned them down when they told him he couldn't bring is flintlock pistol.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2021:  16:42:31

Used to trim his eyebrows til his hedge clipper pooched out

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2021:  17:37:08

Looking for loopholes in the swamp penal code