Omeboy - Posted - 01/25/2021:  19:02:42

Made medical history last week when he became the world's first "tattoo transplant" patient.

Edited by - Omeboy on 01/25/2021 19:13:21

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2021:  03:42:15

Embroiled in a long running lawsuit with CBS over the name “Hee Haw”

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2021:  12:44:39

Embroiled in a long-running feud with Dr. Phil

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2021:  17:27:17

Embroiled in a long running feud with banjo purists who find foot plucking heretical

Omeboy - Posted - 01/29/2021:  08:01:17

Her "ideal man" is a guy who plays the banjo with his feet.

Edited by - Omeboy on 01/29/2021 08:01:46

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2021:  05:32:29

Laughing at the very idea of playing banjo with feet

Omeboy - Posted - 01/30/2021:  11:22:54

Given to erotic daydreams about Elmer Fudd.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2021:  15:39:16

Would floss if he had opposable funds

stanleytone - Posted - 01/31/2021:  07:33:14

No one comes around since i started playing the banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2021:  12:12:52

Flexing in time with FMB

Omeboy - Posted - 01/31/2021:  19:26:20

Wondering if Peter Drucker ever wrote a book about lemonade stand principles.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2021:  20:19:39

Just got home from his night shift at the Pittsburgh Paints factory.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2021:  04:28:27

Night shift, day shift, swing shift, it’s all the same to him

Omeboy - Posted - 02/03/2021:  16:26:16

Slightly Spoiled Shrimp Cocktail (all you can eat)............. 5 cents
Fish Bait (see above)........................................................... 5 cents

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2021:  22:23:36

Only wears makeup on special occasions

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2021:  03:25:58

His friends were surprised this was what he meant when he said he was getting back to the banjo

stanleytone - Posted - 02/06/2021:  08:14:02

Who do i go see when I need help?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2021:  08:39:29

Never took the Rorschach ink blot test

Omeboy - Posted - 02/06/2021:  11:25:05

Once dislocated his hip while trying to play "Tiger Rag."

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2021:  17:47:13

Dislocated from reality

Omeboy - Posted - 02/13/2021:  07:17:44

VALENTINE DAY'S WINTER SPECIAL !!!
Charcoal Briquettes....................$1.00 each

Financing Available

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2021:  11:45:38

Startles himself every time he passes a mirror

Omeboy - Posted - 02/16/2021:  20:53:52

TWELVE YEAR OLD SCOTCH
(until Daddy finds out)...................................5 cents

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2021:  02:42:51

More than a colorful character

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2021:  14:34:27

Thought this was a good way to meet boys

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2021:  03:39:24

Wondering if toe callouses are a comorbidity.

Omeboy - Posted - 02/20/2021:  19:32:36

Wondering if Elon Musk has ever contemplated the future of lemonade stands.

stanleytone - Posted - 02/21/2021:  13:39:31

Someone called me kaleidescope face the other day. I wonder why?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2021:  17:07:27

Not into calling names

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2021:  17:09:30

Keeps deflated footballs for Charlie Brown’s therapy sessions

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2021:  17:17:55

Hoping they will remake Deliverance and cast him as the banjo playing Hillbilly.

stanleytone - Posted - 02/24/2021:  15:40:26

So where to I go when I need help?

Omeboy - Posted - 02/24/2021:  20:12:22

His other arm has a tat that says: "Born Too Loose."

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2021:  03:55:09

Come on, one more hit of acid can't hurt!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2021:  14:00:08

Cures people of acid tongue

stanleytone - Posted - 02/25/2021:  17:31:29

I figure as long as the banjo neck has a heel, it may as well have a toe also

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2021:  06:20:56

Flexing for all he's worth

Omeboy - Posted - 02/26/2021:  12:28:36

Dairy-free H-2-oh Lattes.......................one dollar

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2021:  13:10:22

House of Horrors entry fee: one can of Pittsburgh Paints

stanleytone - Posted - 02/27/2021:  02:57:04

Tone ring? I thought my teacher told me to get a toe ring!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2021:  05:48:04

Just noticed the misspelling

Omeboy - Posted - 03/03/2021:  11:35:28

Rejects the public outcry for her to resign from the lemonade stand.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2021:  13:37:25

Rejects the public

Omeboy - Posted - 03/03/2021:  20:24:07

Planning on switching from "Lucy's Lemonade" to "Laxatives by Lucy."

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2021:  02:41:34

Planning on switching his filter from “Peyote Passion” to “Marijuana Mellow”

Banjonewguy - Posted - 03/04/2021:  03:24:34

Considering switching from a portable psychiatry office to a portable marijuana dispensary

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2021:  04:09:35

Has already switched from bassoon to banjo

Omeboy - Posted - 03/04/2021:  16:28:41

"Lucy's Liquid Lobotomies"
(Drink til ya can't think.)

J e f f - Posted - 03/04/2021:  17:22:15

Omeboy's Opposing Oral Orifices