BanjoClive - Posted - 04/13/2016:  21:00:14

Hates to be carried

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2016:  22:04:28

Likes looking for faces in the clouds

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2016:  03:23:24

Just got called for offsides. 

J e f f - Posted - 04/14/2016:  13:22:11

Every so often needs to be burped.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2016:  14:49:19

I peed on the carpet..My master thinks the grandson did it.

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/14/2016:  15:10:52

Spends money on keith tuners for no reason...

J e f f - Posted - 04/14/2016:  16:59:15

As I see it, the sky is not falling.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2016:  17:58:38

YA-HOO!! I'm in glory,,they put a fire hydrant to front of our house

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2016:  19:20:33

Opens up fire hydrants to wash his '52 Studebaker

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/14/2016:  20:34:30

Gets kicked around the hockey rink.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2016:  03:36:46

For every silver lining there is a cloud. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2016:  03:56:32

Hi,,My name is Wylie,,today I hope to catch that pesky road runner

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2016:  06:01:05

Hopes to catch the fiddler hitting a sour note

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2016:  08:35:49

Hopes the coach will notice when he does his back hand slammer shot.

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/15/2016:  15:58:21

Beam me up scotty (what I watched the 60s star trek series...)

Edited by - BanjoClive on 04/15/2016 15:58:49

J e f f - Posted - 04/15/2016:  18:01:56

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2016:  19:35:25

Chewed up all the old "Mutt and Jeff" comic books

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/15/2016 19:41:05

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2016:  06:03:23

I was married to a circus chimp but she left me for the Ape Man

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/16/2016:  12:35:28

Like to dream of butterflies and rainbows.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2016:  13:36:56

Has developed a severe allergy to feathers. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2016:  19:03:32

Allergic to garlic

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2016:  19:28:43

Rarely called for high sticking. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2016:  13:00:03

Aren't Mamas great people?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2016:  14:19:03

Aren't the D'Addarios a great family?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2016:  03:06:59

How did Chuck get in the picture?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2016:  05:15:57

Supporting the D'Addarios with frequent string changes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2016:  06:13:29

Had his ears pierced but was shunned by the Horrors Anonymous Assoc.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2016:  07:55:28

The coach said if I keep improving he will use me at practice more often

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2016:  15:18:32

Came in first in his class at the Boston Marathon. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2016:  16:48:19

Voted most likely to live with wolfs.

J e f f - Posted - 04/18/2016:  17:39:31

Received 100% of the votes in the TurDuckistan election.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2016:  18:38:05

Only fools fetch

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2016:  07:20:33

Likes trash talking dogs from the Carolinas

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2016:  09:43:04

the females never notice me

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2016:  11:40:41

Has thousands of adoring female fans all over FL.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2016:  13:49:45

His only fan is an old oscillating RCA

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/19/2016:  15:05:19

His fan only blows hot air.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2016:  15:35:20

I asked the waitress how much was my bill..
She said,,Five inches wide

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/19/2016:  16:09:28

Pickin and grinnin... without the grinnin...

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2016:  16:39:49

Looking for the ghost riders. 

J e f f - Posted - 04/19/2016:  19:35:18

Rescued from Big Foot's rear end.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2016:  04:07:40

I've gone to the dogs and love it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/20/2016:  05:31:51

I'm feeling so low I'd have to jump up to touch bottom.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2016:  07:26:45

Would rather be fishing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2016:  08:06:01

Quit his job at the House of Horrors cuz they made him clean toilets and take out trash

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/20/2016:  08:26:39

Plays hockey for free bananas

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2016:  09:35:09

Likes to taunt the chimp. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/20/2016:  10:27:45

Farmer Brown hit me with four buckshot,,,in the butt!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2016:  15:47:04

Farmer Brown gave him some baler twine to use as a strap