Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/13/2015:  18:19:15

I used to weigh 135# till this handler got a hold of me

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2015:  20:34:51

My sawbones said I had yellow jaundice

5B-Ranch - Posted - 01/14/2015:  01:40:22

What the hell is that you're holding!!! Put it down!! Put it down!!! Ooops that was ment for that thing at the top of the page.

Edited by - 5B-Ranch on 01/14/2015 01:41:52

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2015:  03:11:34

Who farted? Oh yeah, that was me.

MWBailey - Posted - 01/14/2015:  17:00:26

PUT ME DOWN!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2015:  17:57:26

All steamed up.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/14/2015:  17:59:30

Exceeding EPA emission standards...

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2015:  18:05:11

Exceeding even Little Roy's wishes.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2015:  05:24:22

Exceeded time limit on time away from home. Officially AWOL

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2015:  03:00:09

Bill,you've sure changed,not at all how I remember you.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2015:  03:07:32

Going to get some ice cream with the Last Word

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2015:  07:41:52

When I grow up,I'm hangin' with the three little pigs

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2015:  12:23:00

Holding the three little pigs hostage in the back room.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/16/2015:  13:41:02

(BURP!!!)  What pigs?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2015:  17:24:58

It's dawn,and guess what I woke up holding?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2015:  02:11:44

Likes to wear Sponge Bob socks while playing the banjo.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2015:  12:25:30

Completely naked under all the feathers. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2015:  13:26:31

Completely horrifying under all that fur

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2015:  16:56:13

Another day passes in the great white north.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2015:  05:36:24

Look Ma, I traded Scotty's mule for this.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2015:  07:32:08

Listen Buster! Don't ever call me Daffy!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2015:  03:13:59

Everything is just ducky at Chuck's.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2015:  03:55:29

Ma,when are you going to trim my toe nails?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/19/2015:  04:28:25

Like to sing Brittany Spears songs as he walks...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2015:  04:28:32

Humming Mule Skinner Blues

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2015:  09:52:32

HAHA! Those guys think they can sing!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2015:  10:52:37

Is it spring yet? I've been frozen in the position since November.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2015:  16:05:45

Ma,I love you.You're the only one I have.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2015:  16:13:59

I love phoning my Buckeye friends in January and giving them Florida weather reports.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2015:  03:22:44

Firmly implanting this chord shape into muscle memory.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2015:  16:50:34

Love the smell of wet fur in the morning...

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2015:  17:24:09

I have gone cross eyed watching Duck Tales

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2015:  06:08:49

Taught Daffy how to be truly daffy.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/22/2015:  07:36:37

Taffy is stuck in my teeth!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2015:  07:53:53

Stuck in this here photo booth,cuz my baby locked the door

drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/22/2015:  08:49:19

THIS is the BIGGEST photo booth EVER!!!!

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/22/2015:  18:11:35

I don't believe I'm still a big deal any more

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2015:  18:14:41

Many moons passed before I reached for banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2015:  03:14:18

Has never been arrested for mooning. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2015:  03:36:08

"DANG" but I'm ugly

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2015:  04:42:46

If they freed me from this prison,that whistle would blow my blues away

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2015:  04:54:56

Hasn't had the blues since 1994. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/23/2015:  17:35:51

it is impossible to rate this Avatar

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2015:  18:25:55

Not just a pretty face. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2015:  22:12:03

"When I was a little bitty baby,my momma would-a rock me in her claws"

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2015:  01:50:16

Stuck in the same forward roll for 37 weeks.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2015:  04:23:47

I have the cross eyed,pink tongue,red throat syndrome.But not to worry.
It's a normal thing for daffy ducks.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2015:  05:29:27

The bear is on the loose...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2015:  08:15:30

Extremely rare, bear killing duck.