TheLastWord - Posted - 06/21/2018:  15:04:50

Banned from Denny's for racing down the isles.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2018:  16:28:41

Daisy’s trying to get him banished to a deserted island

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/22/2018:  04:09:46

Secretly drinks decaf when no one is looking.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2018:  05:29:27

Uncrosses his eyes when no one is looking

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/22/2018:  19:24:31

Trying out for the Olympic Crash Test Dummy competition.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2018:  21:39:04

Tried out for the Chief Dummy Duck mascot at Ducks Unlimited

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2018:  05:59:59

Please sir, just one more cup?!?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/24/2018:  03:41:53

Finished last in the Stationary Bike Competition of 1957.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2018:  07:07:26

Finished first in the annual migration

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2018:  08:04:19

Trying to avoid his annual checkup with his shrink

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/24/2018:  14:08:23

Also doubles as Bill's shrink.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2018:  03:40:45

Flew the coop and never looked back

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/25/2018:  04:11:03

With your incredible speed, your trip is short.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2018:  04:25:36

Glad he’s stopped long distance travel

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2018:  06:27:42

Glad he wasn’t born a duck

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2018:  06:55:00

I’m going to need a bigger cup

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/25/2018:  14:45:40

Has flashbacks of Daffy Duck getting the last word.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2018:  06:05:33

Has nightmares about duck-billed platypuses

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/26/2018:  16:01:39

Losing the instructions, Bill is completely lost on how to operate the bike seat.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2018:  17:18:59

Failed to convince the airlines to honor frequent flier miles for his migrations.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/26/2018:  19:31:50

Beware of large hole where the sun doesn't shine.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2018:  05:18:11

Migrated to The Sunshine State and decided to stay

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2018:  05:45:44

Has successfully avoided all roadrunners

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2018:  11:08:44

Barista has slipped him a decaf and we're waiting to see what happens.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2018:  03:50:50

After hours and hours of practicing, Bill still is unable to find the start button.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2018:  05:13:42

Binge watches Warner Brothers cartoons

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2018:  05:17:18

Named his bike “Knievel”

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2018:  05:21:45

His evil twin comes out if he doesn’t get his caffeine

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2018:  14:50:49

Another feeble attempt at getting the last word.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2018:  15:43:19

His feeble eyesight turned Daisy off

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2018:  03:42:04

Looking for a coffee loving girlfriend

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2018:  04:02:55

Was voted "Most likely to spontaneously combust" in High School.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2018:  05:20:12

Was alarmed to learn about duck pox this morning

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2018:  14:46:56

Once crossed the street wearing a Daffy Duck costume.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2018:  05:02:27

Put on a Daffy Duck costume eleven Halloween’s ago and hasn’t been able to reach the zipper since

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2018:  10:30:48

Likes Freddy Fender singing ‘Wasted Days and Wasted Nights”

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2018:  12:54:43

Gets totally wasted on caffeine

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/01/2018:  04:43:27

Can't drive 55.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2018:  05:16:10

Driving Miss Daisy crazy

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2018:  17:42:40

Crazy for caffeine

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/01/2018:  18:51:30

It wasn't until Bill saw the edge of the world...

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2018:  03:37:23

Lack of opposable thumbs precludes motorcycle riding

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/02/2018 03:37:43

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2018:  07:20:48

Has numb thumbs to match his brain

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/02/2018:  15:13:35

Your honey do list is 15 items long!?!?!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2018:  18:46:53

Very upset about the Autopost 4000 recall.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/03/2018:  04:09:32

Police are knocking on his door for posting fake news and rumors.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2018:  04:36:52

Has no door to be knocked on

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2018:  05:16:33

This relationship will likely end up like my first four marriages

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/03/2018:  14:50:45

Had a slim chance to be the 5th Beatle.