OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2015:  12:47:52

Not one to brag about length

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2015:  14:18:02

Glad they took those super tight shoes off me

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2015:  05:22:18

Upset they put these tight skates on me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2015:  09:53:08

Nighty-Night everyone

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2015:  12:35:27

This is who they're talking to when they say "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life here."

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2015:  13:57:48

Ma,,I hid the woodsman's ax this morning.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2015:  19:02:02

I made this neck myself out of a submerged axe handle that I found in Lake Okechobee

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2015:  03:41:33

Just found out the NHL is using a "non-human primate" clause in the contract to pay me in bananas. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2015:  04:18:10

The only other thing I ever did was scare the crap out
of Red Riding Hood's Grandma.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2015:  04:38:21

Just hang on there fiddle player, I just about got'er

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2015:  11:59:10

Two more times around this here rink and I'm hangin' it up.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2015:  06:14:28

Two more turns of the tuner should be about right. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2015:  11:09:44

Two more miles to Frankenstein's place - can't wait!

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/10/2015:  11:14:28

Staring left winger for the Franklin Steins.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2015:  15:29:34

My eyes went crossed like this while I was
staring at "Dolly's" you know what

dmiller - Posted - 05/10/2015:  18:38:44

If I pick this thing on stage long enough - - I might be able to afford a coat to go over my vest.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2015:  05:47:21

This fiddle is as old as Methuselah

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2015:  06:03:14

Who's Idea was this anyway?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2015:  09:24:12

I'm gonna trade my Ma for a set of bagpipes.

Edited by - banjoscotty on 05/11/2015 09:25:05

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2015:  15:55:37

There's more than one way to tune a banjo. I wish I could remember one of them

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2015:  16:56:19

Ha,ha - those foolish people think they can tune a banjo!

dmiller - Posted - 05/11/2015:  18:21:23

My jersey is yellow because it reminds me of bananas

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2015:  03:50:40

I seem to have misplaced my razor. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2015:  05:06:10

You're right,,I am a wimpy pup

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2015:  08:48:22

Good thing I have a tin ear

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2015:  11:37:26

Changing NHL to NHPL (Non-Human Primate League)

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2015:  18:48:27

or ABBW ( Andovers Big Bad Wolfs)

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2015:  23:35:33

Or SOOTC ( Scotty's Out Of Tune Club)

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/13/2015:  07:14:05

Or the CVDofCABCLLACOT League

(Chuck Van Dyke of Calgary AB Canada Looks Like a Chimp Out There League)

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2015:  08:32:35

Or SIPVB (Stuck In a Prison Visitor's Booth)

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2015:  10:26:42

Canadian Hockey Underwear Causes Keratosis

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2015:  11:28:49

Or WTHIGOAH (What The Heck Is Going On Around Here)?

That's wolf talk,,,,

Edited by - banjoscotty on 05/13/2015 11:30:21

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2015:  11:36:57

Some Comments Occasion Table Talk, Yes?

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/13/2015 11:37:19

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2015:  12:31:53

Impersonating R*xy

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/13/2015:  13:41:40

Impersonating PATRICK RO*Y

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2015:  13:55:37

Pretending he can play banjo and wear a hat at the same time

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/13/2015:  16:23:58

Turned in a hat and a banjo for skates and a stick.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2015:  04:15:10

Turned in some skates and a stick for a banjo and a hat.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/14/2015:  05:31:03

"Well lookie there!  Scaps is a boy dog."

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2015:  06:54:40

My shadow's disappearing

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2015:  08:43:14

Coach!!,,I gotta go pee!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2015:  09:34:11

Aha!....now I know what the problem is. I forgot that the bridge collapsed on me during that last breakdown.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/14/2015:  11:26:32

Aha....now I know what the problem is.  A banana fell out of my jock strap!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2015:  12:58:50

Blushing at the banana double entendre.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2015:  13:17:49

laughing is much easier that frowning

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2015:  13:54:04

Just put tips right there in the hat...oh wait a minute...

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2015:  19:23:54

Laughing all the way to the bank after panhandling with hockey chimp

Jonny5 - Posted - 05/14/2015:  20:10:17

Is there a 'loonie' under this ice as well as on?

BanjoRW - Posted - 05/15/2015:  00:30:34

But, can you parallel park it?