OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2019:  02:40:15

Has been searching the internet for mule recipes

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2019:  03:49:35

If he is passing through,,what's he doing hanging around BHO??

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2019:  05:06:53

Beginning to think he’s never going to get the banjo in tune

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2019:  06:51:39

Tried sandals once but kept getting asked to walk on water

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2019:  12:08:15

Tried shoes once but it cramped his banjo playing

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/27/2019:  15:08:05

Goes into beast mode from 3:00 pm to 4:30 pm.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  02:58:52

In perpetual beast mode

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2019:  03:48:08

Can't get his foot in his mouth

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2019:  06:01:28

Figures his fiddle player has hoof-and-mouth disease

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  06:31:49

Doesn't see the Burmese Python behind him

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2019:  16:17:04

Can't believe Xena removed his phone number from her cell phone and threw his 8x10 glossy photo in the trash.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2019:  17:00:06

Got kicked out of the photography studio for constantly breaking the camera while posing for his international migratory bird passport photo.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/28/2019 17:00:34

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  17:56:59

Lost in the music

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2019:  04:35:14

Decided to join a traveling spoon band to empress the ladies.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2019:  10:44:16

Grateful he wasn’t born a Roseate Spoonbill

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2019:  11:57:26

Grateful he wasn’t born Sigmund Freud’s brother

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2019:  17:57:50

Sent by mods to clean up mess in the Last Word thread.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/29/2019:  20:28:45

The world's biggest contributor to "swamp gas."

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2019:  23:33:35

Was separated at birth from his Siamese twin, a barber pole

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/30/2019:  03:23:57

Why do those BHO fellers make such a big deal outta this pickin?
Where's really nothin to it

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2019:  03:01:18

Will get to pickin’ if he ever finishes tuning

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2019:  04:17:07

Can't play banjo,,,beard keeps getting in the strings

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2019:  05:51:08

Will have a full beard by the time he’s finished tuning

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2019:  07:57:18

Thinks he’s Methusela

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/01/2019 07:57:57

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2019:  14:11:18

Playing possum

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/02/2019:  04:00:05

Likes to tie himself to a tree and pretend he's a camera.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/02/2019:  04:25:25

Stick with me folks and I'll lead you into the un-known

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2019:  05:57:04

Stuck with a dud tuning gear and a sour fiddler

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2019:  07:34:33

Toes stuck on a banjo

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2019:  03:18:44

Has trouble walking through fresh concrete.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2019:  03:26:50

Has trouble getting the g-string in tune

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2019:  06:00:06

Has trouble with a family of seagulls renting space in his beard.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 07/04/2019 06:00:32

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  06:09:44

Calls seagulls “Sky Rats”

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2019:  07:55:04

Calls meaningful work part of the “rat race”.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/04/2019 07:56:12

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  12:17:59

Used a similar technique when he learned to play harp

Omeboy - Posted - 07/04/2019:  22:49:05

His latest goofy business idea: edible tunics. . . . in various flavors.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2019:  03:48:06

Has all his mirrors turned towards the wall

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/05/2019:  04:30:28

Thinking about turning around and going back.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2019:  06:14:49

Banjo is in perfect tune but stage fright has him paralyzed

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2019:  11:00:11

Boycotts Nike shoes and Wilkinson razor blades for greedy corporate tactics

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2019:  18:14:13

Not sure if boycotting shoe manufacturers and just never wearing shoes is the same thing

Omeboy - Posted - 07/05/2019:  22:05:59

Was permanently banned from the International House Of Pancakes after he chugged five containers of maple syrup and made a hat out of whipped cream.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/06/2019:  02:44:05

Showing his true colors..None of which
match any official records???

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2019:  03:19:52

Working on His latest recording: “Greatest Tune Up Hits”

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2019:  05:03:42

Mourning the decline in attendance at philosophy club meetings

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2019:  16:55:12

Can’t put his philosophy into words

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2019:  03:46:12

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I won't be here long
I'm just passin' through

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2019:  11:22:57

Passes gas when his fiddler plays “Bile dem Cabbage Down”

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/07/2019 11:23:51

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2019:  03:17:43

Dis here banjer sho ain't nuthin ta mess roun wif