Alaina - Posted - 12/19/2012:  13:17:22

Pet me, cuddle me, snuggle me, LOVE ME!!!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/19/2012:  15:11:27

If I feel a drop of wind, I am going out for a while

Alaina - Posted - 12/19/2012:  15:26:14

If you're happy and you know it, clap your paws

mbanjo - Posted - 12/19/2012:  20:00:28

I'm just an old flame of yours

Alaina - Posted - 12/20/2012:  08:56:45

Pleeeeeeeeeease play with me???

mbanjo - Posted - 12/20/2012:  11:30:58

Blow me down..it's me again

Alaina - Posted - 12/20/2012:  11:33:24

Scratch my ear, I can't reach

mbanjo - Posted - 12/20/2012:  11:55:20

Its lonely here, I need a Candelabra

Alaina - Posted - 12/20/2012:  11:56:13

I'm all wet, can someone dry me off?

mbanjo - Posted - 12/20/2012:  12:27:45

You just dripped on my candle

Alaina - Posted - 12/20/2012:  12:28:35

I wish this was a snowball...

mbanjo - Posted - 12/20/2012:  21:33:46

Merry Christmas

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/21/2012:  02:41:11

Please take that water hose away from that guy... !

mbanjo - Posted - 12/21/2012:  17:00:02

I think I made a mistake,,,,This was supposed to be square

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/22/2012:  03:43:03

I can swim too

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/22/2012:  05:02:10

Take a hose and water me down... boy, am I hot tonight!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2012:  12:10:37

If it wasn'r for this bright bulb blinding me,,I would have been
finishid with this job in 2010

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/24/2012:  11:40:37

Yes, I can play Jingle Bells on this geetar!

MWBailey - Posted - 12/24/2012:  18:30:09

I'm dreaming of a neeewww prooojeeeccttt...

drew-gurbach - Posted - 12/24/2012:  19:13:30

Three Bells!  JACKPOT!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2012:  10:25:14

12 gallons of WHAT in a 10 gallon hat?!?

mbanjo - Posted - 12/29/2012:  17:32:20

I used to be full of beans

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/30/2012:  07:11:28

I used to be full of beans... now I'm just full of wind!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/30/2012:  12:31:37

Ah! Only one more day and I can start on next years orders

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2012:  04:26:05

Has anyone seen my pomade?

mbanjo - Posted - 12/31/2012:  11:35:17

Now I can go fishing..........

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/31/2012:  15:18:52

I was Lookin Back To See If she was Lookin back,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 12/31/2012:  17:16:54

This is the coolest I have looked all year.....

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  04:11:19

Pilgrim

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/01/2013:  08:41:23

Yes, I play the banjo for a living... How could you tell?!!

Edited by - BNJOMAKR on 01/01/2013 08:42:09

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  09:18:42

Will not sell a banjo to OM45GE

hexx - Posted - 01/01/2013:  09:39:39

Jack Patch singing in silent films

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  09:51:14

Trying to focus.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/01/2013:  09:58:29

It's 2013?  OK...I guess I'll move the patch to the other eye!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  10:28:08

May I borrow your dark glasses?

hexx - Posted - 01/01/2013:  10:33:44

sampling wine in cellar

drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/01/2013:  10:55:20

Approaching the speed-of-light!

hexx - Posted - 01/01/2013:  11:03:25

how about my 10lb Banjo pin?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/01/2013:  11:18:40

Smoking does have it's drawbacks

hexx - Posted - 01/01/2013:  11:20:44

gunfighters day off - going fishing

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  11:54:39

What do you mean "You need to see an ID"?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/01/2013:  12:30:13

Them sure wasn't apples in the barrel.........

hexx - Posted - 01/01/2013:  12:55:20

Johanne Whyanne famous Norwegian impersonator  

mbanjo - Posted - 01/01/2013:  14:58:23

Snow whites bodyguard

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  15:56:18

You really don't want to mess with me.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/01/2013:  19:53:35

Wake me up when its time for another drink

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/02/2013:  02:31:39

I tried to ride, but either his legs are too short, or mine is too long!

hexx - Posted - 01/02/2013:  07:08:57

 day dreaming absent mind moment? imagining a bluebird may fly in through his window to bring good fortunes, - could be maybe an Albatross instead, and smash window, or woodwork may spin out all over the place .

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/02/2013:  07:39:45

Is the your head spinning or the room spinning?

(Maybe you can answer that question. My wife took me to the ER last Thursday when I got dizzy and almost passed out that morning. That was the question that they kept asking me at the ER. I didn't know the correct answer!)