OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2021:  03:24:06

Not all that happy about being someone’s pet

Omeboy - Posted - 05/24/2021:  21:32:07

Tadpoles are shown a picture of this guy in hopes that they'll be scared straight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2021:  22:06:18

Thinks Huckleberry Hound reflects badly on his race

Omeboy - Posted - 05/24/2021:  23:39:29

For reasons he'll never understand, every major music publisher has taken a pass on his new banjo book: "Five String Fun For The Full-time Foot Fetishist."

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2021:  04:08:16

Has been barking up the wrong tree for years

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2021:  07:25:11

Never had the inclination to become a tree frog

Omeboy - Posted - 05/25/2021:  08:39:20

Last night he asked the crowd if there was anything they wanted him to play.
And as if on cue, they all yelled: "PLAY DEAD!!!"

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2021:  08:44:15

Shocked to hear that his pal Tramp ran off to Buffalo with Lady, the coy poodle down the way.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2021:  03:16:32

Has never actually seen a poodle

Omeboy - Posted - 05/26/2021:  07:24:30

"Momma, don't let your tadpoles grow-up to be cow-frogs."

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/26/2021 07:25:08

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2021:  13:15:47

Misses his momma

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2021:  13:20:52

Hasn’t had a good feed of fly casserole in weeks

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2021:  03:18:18

Called in sick to work today

Omeboy - Posted - 05/27/2021:  08:27:29

He flipped out shortly after they closed the swamp's post office. (He was their chief stamp licker you know.)

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2021:  03:03:51

Has never bitten a postal worker

Omeboy - Posted - 05/28/2021:  09:13:44

He's the only guy in the swamp who drives a customized Cadillac. You figure it out.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2021:  13:36:19

Just realized humans are made of meat

Omeboy - Posted - 05/28/2021:  14:33:42

I don't want to say he's eliminated a lot of enemies, but last week he bought a "chiller" for his pistol.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2021:  03:27:34

Go fetch your own damn stick

Omeboy - Posted - 05/29/2021:  08:50:16

One time he got careless....... and accidentally gave himself warts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2021:  09:03:04

Wait! ... I think I hear the Milk Bone carton rattling

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2021:  13:22:57

Still waiting for his agent to call

Omeboy - Posted - 05/30/2021:  16:41:47

Being an "apex amphibian" ain't easy. You have to carry a huge hand-gun, wear worn-out trousers and chain smoke unfiltered night-crawlers.

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/30/2021 16:43:48

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2021:  17:11:25

Never could get used to the taste of goose poop

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2021:  03:15:42

Goosed Albert, who was NOT amused

Omeboy - Posted - 06/01/2021:  09:19:29

Gave his girl-friend a fully loaded pest strip for her birthday. She said it was delicious.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2021:  09:48:10

Hark! Is that the can opener?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2021:  12:43:40

Woke his neighbors with practice

Omeboy - Posted - 06/01/2021:  20:15:37

After an ugly altercation in a bait-shop, he shot a frog in Reno ......"just to watch him "c r o a k."

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/01/2021 20:16:14

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2021:  02:47:00

Channeling Johnny Cash

Banjonewguy - Posted - 06/02/2021:  03:19:07

Gonna go find the low down dirty dog that messed with Miss Piggy

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2021:  03:46:36

Planning a duet

Omeboy - Posted - 06/03/2021:  00:09:34

He just got back from Alaska: where he ran naked with the caribou, swam naked with the orcas, wrestled naked with the grizzly bears...... and was arrested in Anchorage for public nudity while shop-lifting.  (He forgot to draw the line.  And it's sooo hard to hide stuff when you're naked.)

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/03/2021 00:14:15

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2021:  03:15:49

Obsessed with nudity

Omeboy - Posted - 06/05/2021:  09:23:07

What ever you do, DO NOT ask him about his prosthetic frog legs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2021:  14:13:42

Forgot to poop on the newspaper

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2021:  03:47:01

Posting lots of  excellent music videos to YouTube

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/08/2021 03:47:41

 

Omeboy - Posted - 06/08/2021:  05:52:39

Wanted in Calaveras County for trying to kidnap the world record holder, "Rosie the Ribeter" ( 21 feet, 5 3/4 inches. )

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2021:  08:53:09

Wonders how the frog is still alive if he croaked

Omeboy - Posted - 06/09/2021:  13:56:27

Bumping into him is a "life-changing experience," unless it's in the middle of the night-----then it's a "pants-changing experience."

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2021:  02:57:08

Pants, but doesn’t wear pants

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2021:  15:52:23

Wishes he was still a care-free tadpole

(thank you, Bill)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/10/2021 15:53:11

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2021:  03:11:18

Wishes he knew other marsupials

Omeboy - Posted - 06/11/2021:  18:05:12

"Frog parking only!!! All others will be toad."

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2021:  03:54:49

Watching every minute of the Westminster Dog Show

Omeboy - Posted - 06/12/2021:  08:16:10

He's really P.O.ed that they don't have a "Westminster Frog Show."

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2021:  05:35:34

Has his own therapy dog

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2021:  06:58:20

Has problems mixing in with the Okefenokee Swamp crowd

Omeboy - Posted - 06/14/2021:  08:27:19

He used to dream about seeing his name in lights on Broadway, but he had to settle for being a "therapy possum."